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  • I had an episiostomy last night...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episiotomy

    0/10. whatever. think i give a ****************?
    MAN for that kind of thing U got to go Back to the Old boxes from back when!! In those days we would bring are AMPS to the lake and wnen U tilt the Cab down by the water U can see the ****************in DENT it made! With the waves coming off it and Everything ****************!!!!! NOwadays they all play in there Dens and home bars or watever kind of **************** they get up to

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    You're sad strange little man.

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      • #4
        You're sad strange little man.


        what movie is that from?
        MAN for that kind of thing U got to go Back to the Old boxes from back when!! In those days we would bring are AMPS to the lake and wnen U tilt the Cab down by the water U can see the ****************in DENT it made! With the waves coming off it and Everything ****************!!!!! NOwadays they all play in there Dens and home bars or watever kind of **************** they get up to

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        • #5
          This reminds me of a story...

          In summers during college I worked on a landscaping crew. I was on a team with this cat named Bill, he was probably in his early fifties but I swear he looked 75. We called him Leatherface (because his face seriously looked like a worn out boot) or RedWings, (because he earned them several times by own admission). This guy had a drinking habit that I've never seen duplicated. He was also so promiscuous that it wouldn't surprise me if he peed green sludge.

          Anyway, he had a lot of kids with a lot of different women around town. The second summer I worked with him his girlfriend had a baby. He takes a week off to help out with the baby...actually surprised us with that one. When he returned to work we asked him the token questions...how did it go...boy or girl...is everyone healthy...etc.

          Bill: It went fine, but my bitch had to have her taint snipped.
          Us (most of were 19-20): What the ****************?
          Bill: You know, the baby wouldn't come out so that **************** was getting torn up pretty bad.
          Us: What the ****************?
          Bill: The doctor said they could cut her from slit to hole and ease things up...help make room for the head.
          Us: (Laughing uncontrollably)
          Bill: She said they do it all the time and she would stich it back up after. She wanted our consent though. I just said hey, fine by me...while you're at it throw a few extra stitches in there for me.

          Edit: also keep in mind that Bill only had 3 fingers on his right hand.

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            j-cut represent, yo.
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            • #7
              holy **************** urinate. seriously--you posted the Toy Story pic at the same time i was asking that. I think it's fate trying to tell us something. I feel like we're connected now on a cosmic level.
              MAN for that kind of thing U got to go Back to the Old boxes from back when!! In those days we would bring are AMPS to the lake and wnen U tilt the Cab down by the water U can see the ****************in DENT it made! With the waves coming off it and Everything ****************!!!!! NOwadays they all play in there Dens and home bars or watever kind of **************** they get up to

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              • #8
                This reminds me of a story...

                In summers during college I worked on a landscaping crew. I was on a team with this cat named Bill, he was probably in his early fifties but I swear he looked 75. We called him Leatherface (because his face seriously looked like a worn out boot) or RedWings, (because he earned them several times by own admission). This guy had a drinking habit that I've never seen duplicated. He was also so promiscuous that it wouldn't surprise me if he peed green sludge.

                Anyway, he had a lot of kids with a lot of different women around town. The second summer I worked with him his girlfriend had a baby. He takes a week off to help out with the baby...actually surprised us with that one. When he returned to work we asked him the token questions...how did it go...boy or girl...is everyone healthy...etc.

                Bill: It went fine, but my bitch had to have her taint snipped.
                Us (most of were 19-20): What the ****************?
                Bill: You know, the baby wouldn't come out so that **************** was getting torn up pretty bad.
                Us: What the ****************?
                Bill: The doctor said they could cut her from slit to hole and ease things up...help make room for the head.
                Us: (Laughing uncontrollably)
                Bill: She said they do it all the time and she would stich it back up after. She wanted our consent though. I just said hey, fine by me...while you're at it throw a few extra stitches in there for me.


                lol. priceless.
                MAN for that kind of thing U got to go Back to the Old boxes from back when!! In those days we would bring are AMPS to the lake and wnen U tilt the Cab down by the water U can see the ****************in DENT it made! With the waves coming off it and Everything ****************!!!!! NOwadays they all play in there Dens and home bars or watever kind of **************** they get up to

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                • #9
                  This reminds me of a story...

                  In summers during college I worked on a landscaping crew. I was on a team with this cat named Bill, he was probably in his early fifties but I swear he looked 75. We called him Leatherface (because his face seriously looked like a worn out boot) or RedWings, (because he earned them several times by own admission). This guy had a drinking habit that I've never seen duplicated. He was also so promiscuous that it wouldn't surprise me if he peed green sludge.

                  Anyway, he had a lot of kids with a lot of different women around town. The second summer I worked with him his girlfriend had a baby. He takes a week off to help out with the baby...actually surprised us with that one. When he returned to work we asked him the token questions...how did it go...boy or girl...is everyone healthy...etc.

                  Bill: It went fine, but my bitch had to have her taint snipped.
                  Us (most of were 19-20): What the ****************?
                  Bill: You know, the baby wouldn't come out so that **************** was getting torn up pretty bad.
                  Us: What the ****************?
                  Bill: The doctor said they could cut her from slit to hole and ease things up...help make room for the head.
                  Us: (Laughing uncontrollably)
                  Bill: She said they do it all the time and she would stich it back up after. She wanted our consent though. I just said hey, fine by me...while you're at it throw a few extra stitches in there for me.




                  Hhaahahahah, nice....
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                  • #10
                    holy **************** urinate. seriously--you posted the Toy Story pic at the same time i was asking that. I think it's fate trying to tell us something. I feel like we're connected now on a cosmic level.


                    Haha, was like, "not sure if srs" when i read your response. Want to buy a polychorus?

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                    • #11
                      Haha, was like, "not sure if srs" when i read your response. Want to buy a polychorus?


                      i'll have to pass on the poly chorus. still enjoying the flanger hoax and i've got a ring thing on the way. any more ehx and i'll need another episiostomy.
                      MAN for that kind of thing U got to go Back to the Old boxes from back when!! In those days we would bring are AMPS to the lake and wnen U tilt the Cab down by the water U can see the ****************in DENT it made! With the waves coming off it and Everything ****************!!!!! NOwadays they all play in there Dens and home bars or watever kind of **************** they get up to

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                      • #12
                        Hhaahahahah, nice....


                        Keep in mind that Bill only had 3 fingers on his right hand.

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                            Gross

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