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    • #92
      Million Dollar Hotel, a tremendously awful 2+ hour long movie starring Mel Gibson.
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      • #93
        Battlefield Earth single handedly tainted Co$ and ruined John Travolta's career after all the hype he pitched over this screen adaptation of a horrible Elron Hubbard book.

        And a (dis)honorable mention goes to Invasion of the Bee Girls. I was with friends when we surfed onto this movie as it was getting started, and I could tell in 10 milliseconds it was going to be a really bad movie. So we muted the sound and started inventing our own dialogue, like our own version of MST3K. That was hilarious.
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        • #94
          I kind of liked Dogville.


          There really needs to be sub-categories here because there are your terrible movies made by people with money and some talent who should know better, and then there's your low-budget utter crap.


          The worst movie that I've seen recently that actually had distribution was a clunker called "Ghostwatcher" - it was so low-budget that the "director" also did the music...which was mediocre metal. Awful.
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          • #95
            Originally posted by kingtimot
            Gotta be a tie between Episode 2 and Episode 3 of Star Wars.

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            • #96
              Pearl Harbor

              I have yet to find anything about that movie that makes it worth sitting through 3 hours of torture.

              Ill-defined character development... sub-par acting (and some of those actors can do better)... and zero chemistry between cast members.

              Match all that up with an over-sized, soap-opera script that didn't have to take place in 1941... and you end up with a Director (*cough*Michael Bay*cough*) who really screwed the pooch on one of the most important pieces of American history.

              That guy needs to have his Director's license taken away for life.

              The bombing of Pearl Harbor was not a joke. He obviously failed to see that.
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                • #98
                  Originally posted by monark110
                  Million Dollar Hotel, a tremendously awful 2+ hour long movie starring Mel Gibson.


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                  • #99
                    planet of the apes...

                    i booed in the theater at that ****************ty ending
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                    • Originally posted by PaulyWally
                      Pearl Harbor

                      I have yet to find anything about that movie that makes it worth sitting through 3 hours of torture.

                      Ill-defined character development... sub-par acting (and some of those actors can do better)... and zero chemistry between cast members.

                      Match all that up with an over-sized, soap-opera script that didn't have to take place in 1941... and you end up with a Director (*cough*Michael Bay*cough*) who really screwed the pooch on one of the most important pieces of American history.

                      That guy needs to have his Director's license taken away for life.

                      The bombing of Pearl Harbor was not a joke. He obviously failed to see that.


                      +1 yah dude

                      hey have you seen Tora, Tora, Tora that is the **************** for pearl harbor action
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                      • Nearly everything produced by Hollywood nowadays.

                        There are soooooo many.
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                        • I have many a hated movies...

                          Speed 1 - Sandra *acts about as good as Keanu Reeves* Bulluck and Keanu Reeves. 'Nuff said.

                          Speed 2 - Pray tell, how can a movie take out a horrible actor in Keanu Reeves and yet still make it worse than the first one.

                          Kingdom of Heaven - Thank goodness I fell asleep 45 minutes in. Worst movie I have seen in a long time. The previews for this looked pretty good. Boy, was I hornswoggled.

                          Fear and Loathing - Im a Depp fan but couldnt get past 30 minutes on this one. I just didnt get it.


                          I actually liked Crash though. I thought some scenes were intense and enjoyed the twists for some of the characters.

                          M Night's latest was trash. I liked his others though.
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                          • i've never seen it, but i've heard battlefield earth is hands-down the worst movie ever. a friend said, "you think you want to see it because you hear it's so bad you think it will be funny. whatever you do, don't watch this movie."
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                            • So judging from 6 pages worth of bad movies, it seems then that, ALL you guys LOVE Brokeback Mountain.












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                              • Originally posted by Fran da Man
                                So judging from 6 pages worth of bad movies, it seems then that, ALL you guys LOVE Brokeback Mountain.














                                Haven't seen it and I don't want to see it

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