Members Bag_End Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Battlefield Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bassopotamus Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 There's so many. Dogville was pretty awful. My own private Idaho always kind of pisses me off too (I've seen it 3 times with various people) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AntiStuff Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Originally posted by Bass8987 Dude, Chinatown is based in California (Los Angeles to be exact) I love it when people don't get jokes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted October 5, 2006 Moderators Share Posted October 5, 2006 Originally posted by AntiStuff Cassablanca - Never even seen it, but how good can it be if it's in a forein country? USA! USA! You might want to give this one a shot. Bogart, Bergman, Rick's Cafe Americain. . . .Lots of famous quotes, and classic songs as played/sang by Sam. Turner probably has a colorized version for you to try, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members obscuridad Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 There are so many, but I rememebr three movies I went to go see while attending college. They were so bad, that I either fell asleep or just walked out of it. 1) Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh - Thanks to my buddy for picking this crap-ola 2) The Mangler - The same guy who picked the movie above again picked this movie. I don't let him pick movies to watch anymore. 3) Bed of Roses - Two of my friends picked this one. First time I ever fell asleep in a movie theatre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BassMaster General Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Damn, so many bad movies....Off the top of my head.... - The Fog remake (not that the original was great, but Oscar material in comparison. I only saw it cause they shot it on the island I live on) - Waterworld (nuff said) - Crash (overindulgent piece of {censored} posing as an intellectual look at racism) - Sideways (overindulgent piece of {censored} posing as an intellectual look at wine/whiners) - Forest Gump (why did this win oscars?) - Pretty much every movie Tom Hanks did after Forest Gump. - War of the Worlds (nice special effects, too bad they don't work on Tom Cruise..) - Passion of the Christ That is all.......for now:evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Originally posted by L. Ron Hoover What? Sacrelige!!! :mad: Dahmer or 24 Hours in London for me. The lynch mob's already been sent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 or perhaps the indie-made, zero budgetBTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Originally posted by The Ox Cold Mountain - Couldn't even finish it...Donny Brasco - I love Al Pacino, but he was just too {censored}in' cheesy in this one. Neither of these were bad movies. You have to understand that they were not catering to an audience of prepubescent boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Originally posted by greenshag HA!!!*snickers at the king of suck* That would be the king of Suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members superiorparts Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 dude where's my car. waste of tape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hotblack Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Farewell My ConcubineWes Craven's New Nightmare I can't believe that no one has mentioned one of Vin Diesel's crapfest of films:XXXCronicles of Riddick. UGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frunobulax Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Originally posted by BassMaster General - Sideways (overindulgent piece of {censored} posing as an intellectual look at wine/whiners) +1 ohmygawd, what a total piece of CRAP. unwatchable. made worse by the hype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thri11_H0use Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 Originally posted by LSMFT6 The Ringpredictable, terrible acting, not scary. +1. And what "the ring" turned out to be... gaaay. I will admit though, the horse going over the boat and getting chopped up was awesome. The guy electrocuting himself was quite entertaining as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Markee Posted October 5, 2006 Members Share Posted October 5, 2006 ...anything with Peter Fonda in it. David Hasslehoff should take acting lessons from him....the whole Fonda family is way over rated IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members neilster Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Summer Rental with John Candy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members monark Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Million Dollar Hotel, a tremendously awful 2+ hour long movie starring Mel Gibson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Real MC Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Battlefield Earth single handedly tainted Co$ and ruined John Travolta's career after all the hype he pitched over this screen adaptation of a horrible Elron Hubbard book.And a (dis)honorable mention goes to Invasion of the Bee Girls. I was with friends when we surfed onto this movie as it was getting started, and I could tell in 10 milliseconds it was going to be a really bad movie. So we muted the sound and started inventing our own dialogue, like our own version of MST3K. That was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bnyswonger Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 I kind of liked Dogville. There really needs to be sub-categories here because there are your terrible movies made by people with money and some talent who should know better, and then there's your low-budget utter crap. The worst movie that I've seen recently that actually had distribution was a clunker called "Ghostwatcher" - it was so low-budget that the "director" also did the music...which was mediocre metal. Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanlatte Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Originally posted by kingtimot Gotta be a tie between Episode 2 and Episode 3 of Star Wars.George Lucas - why have you forsaken me? Why, please tell me why?!? Thread over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PaulyWally Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Pearl Harbor I have yet to find anything about that movie that makes it worth sitting through 3 hours of torture. Ill-defined character development... sub-par acting (and some of those actors can do better)... and zero chemistry between cast members. Match all that up with an over-sized, soap-opera script that didn't have to take place in 1941... and you end up with a Director (*cough*Michael Bay*cough*) who really screwed the pooch on one of the most important pieces of American history. That guy needs to have his Director's license taken away for life. The bombing of Pearl Harbor was not a joke. He obviously failed to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BabaORiley Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Happiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Originally posted by monark110 Million Dollar Hotel, a tremendously awful 2+ hour long movie starring Mel Gibson. Clown face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bassius Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 planet of the apes... i booed in the theater at that {censored}ty ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bassius Posted October 6, 2006 Members Share Posted October 6, 2006 Originally posted by PaulyWally Pearl HarborI have yet to find anything about that movie that makes it worth sitting through 3 hours of torture.Ill-defined character development... sub-par acting (and some of those actors can do better)... and zero chemistry between cast members.Match all that up with an over-sized, soap-opera script that didn't have to take place in 1941... and you end up with a Director (*cough*Michael Bay*cough*) who really screwed the pooch on one of the most important pieces of American history.That guy needs to have his Director's license taken away for life.The bombing of Pearl Harbor was not a joke. He obviously failed to see that. +1 yah dude hey have you seen Tora, Tora, Tora that is the {censored} for pearl harbor action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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