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Is that Nick Nolte? that's what I was thinking

Originally posted by oldivor yar Ei

been awhile since I posted in in here. that's all.....

god I feel like hell. I take off of work last week when I'm not sick. And now I'm sick and I "shouldn't" take off. ugh. I can't wait to go home and go to bed.

Originally posted by Zamfir Usually, Gear Acquisition Syndrome. I couldn't remember what the hell the A stood for. Sweet

I know what GAS means, but what does it stand for?

Originally posted by niomosy No snow here. High's in the 60's. Might reach 70 in a spot or two. If only I could have it 85 year-round. I'd be very happy that would be so sweet. I hate the cold so damn much. And I hate snow even more. One woman that I work with said,"Well if it's going to be cold out it may as well snow." I wanted to give her a karate chop to the neck in the worst way.

Originally posted by greenshag damn, I wish I knew.. Hey hey keep that rackett down!!!

Originally posted by greenshag check this out...I got gran turismo 4 for my b-day (I mainly like sports/racing games), and I have yet to play it... I know what you mean. when did we become old men?

Originally posted by greenshag I thought about saying {censored} my house payment for the month, and using the cash to buy xboxes...but I didn't. Maybe maturity is kicking in or something but I haven't even considered buying a 360 for awhile. I mean when Ps2 came out, I was in line for something like 15 hours waiting for one. The only thing I really play as far as video games go is Halo. Although I have been playing Mercenaries from time to time....very fun game

Originally posted by greenshag there are like 28,000 auctions for those right now on the bay...last one I checked a few minutes ago went for $900... That is unreal. i can't believe people can't just wait a little bit until the stores are restocked. Damn I wish i had that kind of loot just to piss away

666 replies to the thread killer. Well I guess I'm 667. Take that Satan!!!!!

Originally posted by niomosy Boy even without photoshop done to that pic it is still really queer. Wow

RANCH!

Originally posted by niomosy Those crazy Japanese.... Does that guy have pink pubes?

here is a better page http://www.mortalkombat.com/MKC/mkc.php3

Originally posted by niomosy Wow, I don't even think I've heard of it. It was on for two seasons in the late 90's. I would only catch it on really late at night on a Sunday or something. I have no clue if it was ever on at a decent time, which I'm sure helped lead to it being cancelled. it was sort of along the lines of Hercules and Xena. But done about 1000 times better. I found it for sale on ebay but the only people selling it are overseas. And I'm not about to but it and then have it not work in my dvd player. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170982/

I'll tell you a good show that wasn't on very long, Mortal Kombat Conquest. That show was badass. It had lots of violence a cool story and an endless supply of hot chicks. In fact the one girl was the chick that played the terminator in T3. Man that was a good show.

Norms humor doesn't fit well with a sitcom type of show. He's better at the improv sort of thing. He had a show on comedy central recently. I don't know if it's still on or not

Originally posted by el_duderino676 +1. It is too bad that Norm Macdonald had to get kicked off because he said "{censored}" on live tv. "Get out of Bob Dole's chair!" Norm McDonald was the highlight of that show. He was by far the best "news man" that show ever had. It was the perfect venue for his style of comedy. Everyone before him and after has been awful. And how in the hell is Jimmy Fallon a star? I mean he's just terrible at acting. He hasn't been in one skit where he didn't laugh. Something about him just rubs me the wrong way.

I loved that skit. it was one of the few that was actually funny on SNL. How is that show even still on? i mean it's just awful. Same goes for the Simpsons. that show hasn't been funny for about 10 years. In fact it seems that the old ones aren't as funny because the show hasn't been funny in so long. It's like a vortex of suck or something

[ Music Intro: "Start Me Up" ] David Letterman: Alright.. okay, kids,welcome back to the big show, folks! So, Paul, I'm on the subway today, uh.. you, you, you ever been on the subway, Paul? Paul Shaffer: Uh.. subway. Subway, right. Yeah. David Letterman: Yeah! Yeah! So, this guy walks up to me, he looks me right in the eye, he gives me one of these: [ mimicking ] "Uh.. uh.. you got any gum?" Hahaha-haaa!! [ mimicking ] "Uh.. uh.. you got any gum?" Hahaha-haaa! Paul Shaffer: Ah ha-haha-haha! Yeah, so, uh, he asked you for some gum. David Letterman: Ah, that's right! [ makes face for the audience ] Alright, in a couple of seconds, William Hurt will be out here, kids, and Blues Traveler. Later on, actor Robert Wuhl will be joining us. Hey, you hear that, Paul? Robert Wuhl will be out here! Do you enjoy his work, Paul? Paul Shaffer: Yeah! Bob Wuhl! Good. Yeah. David Letterman: Yeah. Well, you know, he's on a new program over there on the HBO. Do you, do you enjoy the HBO, Paul? Paul Shaffer: Yeah. HBO. Cable. Great. Yeah. David Letterman: Yeah, well, he's got a show over there called "Arli$$".. and he plays, uh.. he plays Arli$$. Do you, do you enjoy the "Arli$$" show, Paul? Paul Shaffer: Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah. David Letterman: Yeah, well.. he's Arli$$. Paul Shaffer: Oh, yeah! Yeah, he's Arli$$. He plays Arli$$ on the show. David Letterman: [ suddenly ] Hahaha-haaaa!! Well, anyway, he's gonna be out in a little while! [ tugs his collar and wipes sweat off his brow with index card ] Arli$$! Ha ha haaa!! Can you imagine such a thing, Paul? Ah ha ha ha!! Haa haa! [ laughter segues into fake head-down coughing ] Arli$$! Ha ha! Okay, kids, our first guest, you've seen in such films as "The Big Chill" and "Broadcast News". Now he's a star in the runaway box office smash, "Michael". Please welcome back to the program, William Hurt. William! [ William Hurt enters, played in with "Hurt So Good" ] Ahhh.. let me just say, William, before we begin, I saw your new picture, "Michael", and by gosh I can't tell you how much I enjoyed it. Just a fine piece of work, and it must have been very satisfying for you. William Hurt: Well, thank you. I'm very proud of this film. When I first read it, I just fell in love with the script, you know? It is a life-affirming story about an angel, who is a sort of cellestial rescuer of lives, you know? I guess we have all gone adrift in some way, you know? He has us just embrace the small miracles in some way.. David Letterman: [ bored, interrupts ] "Uh.. uh.. you got any gum?" William Hurt: What? David Letterman: "Uh.. uh.. you got any gum?" Ha haaa!! Paul Shaffer: Ah ha ha ha! David Letterman: Ah ha ha! Let me ask you this: you're a bigshot actor, you do like 90 films a year. Now, that seems to me like just a Herculian task. William Hurt: Well, it's not so hard, when you are working with fine performers who are generous, you know? David Letterman: Yeah, yeah, I imagine, sure. William Hurt: Andie MacDowell's performance in this movie really drove the story.. David Letterman: Oh-ho, Andie MacDowell! Did Andie MacDowell ever give you one of these? [ starts mimicking boxer moves ] Ha haa!! Huh? Hee hee! Can you imagine such a thing? Just, boom! Boom! Ha ha ha haaa!! Paul Shaffer: Ah ha, ha ha ha ha! William Hurt: What is your trip? David Letterman: Hee hee-ee-ee!! Okay, now, when you play a character that experiences such an epithany in a film like this, as an actor, now that transformation has to be quite taxing on you. William Hurt: Yes, well, you can't underestimate the value of what it means to get inside of a character.. David Letterman: Oh, oh, hey! Let me ask you this: Do you enjoy the "Arli$$" show? William Hurt: What? David Letterman: "Arli$$"! Ha ha ha ha!! [ tugs collar, smiles ] "Uh.. uh.. uh.. you got any gum?" Ha ha ha ha! William Hurt: Why do you keep asking me if I have gum? David Letterman: Now, I understand that you have a clip. Would youl ike to set up your clip? William Hurt: Well, yes. This is a scene from the movie, "Michael", in which I play.. [ music starts playing ] David Letterman: Oh, oh, oh! You know what that sound means, folks! Every once in a while we like to go into the street and do something we call, "Can You Sell Me A Hot Dog?" Paul? Paul Shaffer: [ sings game theme song ] Hey, man, don't wanna buy a frank! Don't wanna buy a weiner! Don't wanna buy a brat, But, hey, Mister, Can you sell me a hot, hot, hot, hot dog? Yeah!" [ cut to clip of Letterman on the street by a vendor cart ] David Letterman: Can you sell me a hot dog? [ vendor hands him a hot dog, Letterman smiles to the camera ] [ cut back to the studio ] Paul Shaffer: Hey, Mister, Can you sell me a hot dog? Yeah!" David Letterman: Alright, there you go! Now, sorry about that, William, you were setting up a clip. William Hurt: Yes. Well, this is a scene in the film where I finally accept the angel, and all his power. And I experience a catharsis! David Letterman: Oh, well, that sounds great, let's roll a clip. This is from the motion picture, "Michael". [ clip shows Paul sitting, Letterman standing with fake wings on his back ] David Letterman: "Uh.. uh.. you got any gum?" [ Paul shakes head ] [ cut back to the studio ] David Letterman: Ha ha haaa!! Looks like a great film! Hey! That's all the time we have, folks! My apologies to Blues Traveler and Robert Wuhl! Good night, everybody! [ stands up, removes jacket, and exits studio, as William Hurt remains stunned ]