Zamfir

Originally posted by Bonoman I think Jar Jar would have been more loved if he was a pimp, don't you? Doubtful. The long greenish ears and bulbous eyes of his ho stable on Naboo are kind of a turnoff for the rest of the galaxy...

I hate to say it, but, exactly. Not only are you going to run into her in the hallway on a near daily basis, so is Red. In other news, for {censored}s and giggles, you can go check out Lurker's Newsweek thread at ebassist. I kinda decided to break my silence on some shibboleths of the Right. Not good for the blood pressure, though.

*unloads two full mugs of coffee*

Originally posted by Bonoman I've been holding out on you guys. I've got a new, really hot neighbour, and I've started hanging out with her a lot more than I should. Mind you, I live with Red and this new girl lives right across the hall. We went out for drinks last night and get a little too cozy with each other. Uh-oh! Might be time for The Talk with Red?

Originally posted by Bonoman Sometimes I think I'm too stupid to live. Other times I know it.

Originally posted by niomosy Electronic Entertainment Expo. Basically, it's the video game trade show for the year where all the game companies show off their new games and game systems. This one's a big one since Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft are all showing off their latest video game consoles. It's held in Los Angeles every May (it was in Atlanta for 2 or 3 years then moved back to L.A.) For me, it's no big deal since it's roughly the same drive from home to the L.A. Convention Center as it is to work. A friend and I are going to go, play a lot of video games and have some fun Thanks for the explanation! *has Fruno-approved Conniption of Jealousy*

Originally posted by Sixgun77 I want to go to E3 Originally posted by Zamfir WTF is E3???

WTF is E3???

Originally posted by Bonoman In high school I was voted Most Likely To Be From Another Planet. I took it as a compliment. Perceptive, your classmates were! imitation>

Originally posted by niomosy Egger: Heres the history of our medicine. "I have a sore throat." 2000 BC : "eat this root" 1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir." 1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill." 1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic." 2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root." Hehehe...

We have a function? If there is one, it can probably be found among the following: 1. To vacuum the rest of our OT ramblings out of the rest of the forum 2. To waste mind-boggling amounts of time 3. To get some good chuckles, even laughs 4. To post strange, humorous, or droolable pics 5. To vent 6. To provoke lug into posting "Please do not post my name in the Thread Killer, thank you" 7. To post damn near anything as long as there are token neurons firing. Granted, this one is sometimes a little slack... Welcome to the TK!

Originally posted by el_duderino676 B-man, I love you, and this just reinforces why. ...you're turned on by his discussion of vampire genitals? In the lug department: WHO THE HELL HAS 18 CHILDREN 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR'

One for Finding Niomo... I was pretty dumb about computers. Then I learned you could get porn on them. 3 years later I'm a system administrator.

mdiym42: note to self mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them

So B-man? How hot is your boss looking today?

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows : So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? : We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. : Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? : I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. : Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? : I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. : But you're equipping them to become violent killers. : Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had tumult ? this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine i tell him i don't have one (truth) he says bull{censored} i tell him to {censored} off he stands up and punches me in the face three times sits back down teacher doesn't notice/care so blood is pouring out onto my desk from my lip i turn to the girl next to me and say "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?" what did she do? punched me in the face

Originally posted by Bonoman No, you get to abuse me too, I just get to be funnier. Ah, that explains why vampires are so busy at night. Gotta find their version of Viagra...

Originally posted by Bonoman Which is why you make a great straight-man for my perverted sense of humour. I've always been a straight man. Just to clarify any implications here... Does this mean I get all the abuse in our stand up routine? In other news: Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses. a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. like a network card without the appropriate driver. Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth. And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

Originally posted by Bonoman Paris doesn't use condoms because the rich have a secret cure for HIV, so neither Trojans, nor Lifestyles, nor any other condom brand are even in her general lexicon. Heh!! I didn't even think about the Trojan double entendre...

In other news, didn't Paris die in the Trojan War for being a general idiot?

I hadn't considered the possibility of an operation on his/her naughty bits... But Ben will do anything that moves, so they deserve each other. Maybe he can show up in an episode of Alias where they beat the crap out of each other before blowing themselves up.

In other news, Jennifer Garner is just not that attractive. Personally, I blame it on being an android.

*note to self: do not choose the grocery checkout line with not one, but two old ladies in front. Even if their carts look mostly empty, they insist on using checkbooks. Slooooooooooooowly...* B-man - do what I do. Skim for the essentials! The things you learn in gradual school...