Mazi Bee

Originally posted by GuitarNoobie Allright MAZI, I think I can RAWK enough now to ask for membership into the elite group that is: The MAZI BEE MILITIA ! I humbly bow (with guitar in hand) before the members of the MILITIA and ask for for my stripes. HELL YEAH NOOBIE!! We are honored to have such a TAKE NO PRISONERS, NO HOLDS BARRED ASS KICKING ROCK SOLDIER as yourself! You have proved yourself over and over in your defense of friends and your effort to WIELD YOUR AXE like the MIGHTY GODS OF ROCK have done so before you. ROCK ON GuitarNoobie, you are a most honored new member. STRAP THESE STRIPES ON AND NEVER TAKE THEM OFF

Originally posted by gopher666 This militia is exactly after my heart. I try every day to spread the message of rawk to the masses by means of both attitude and music. My specialities include sneering at authority, rocking a flying V hard and long at every opportunity, and sweating at least half a gallon at gigs! I am also a member of the DanielJohns Abuse Club; as far as I can tell by your roster, he is in no way affiliated with MBM, and neither is that troll RAWK, in my honest opinion. I therefore see no conflict of interests in signing up with the Mazi Bee Militia. If the MBM sees this differently, I understand, and accept this. I am ready to kick ass and take names in the name of rock n roll! Sign me up!! gopher666, it is without a doubt, that you are a NON STOP ROCK AND ROLL MACHINE and that is EXACTLY the kind of soldier we need! Your attitude and passion for ALL THINGS ROCK will take you far in the MBM and will help us achieve our goal of GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION!!! Welcome to the Revolution! Go forth and spread the WORD OF ROCK and perform RANDOM ACTS OF ROCK. Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!! ROCK ON

Originally posted by MONGOOZ thanks for lettin' me in guys..... i will rock with every utensil i can find....i'm rockin' with my mouse and pencil right now.....oops!!!....knocked batteries out of mouse....maybe i shouldn't rock the mouse so much... please note: with your permission, i am starting the "Talk Box Brigade" so we can rock like a banshee!!!!

Originally posted by Jossy Strippers and beer is one of the favorite targets for the Sniper Brigade... Saludos. Indeed! Saludos.

Originally posted by MONGOOZ SO....any kind of ROCK qualifies???? then count me in.....i will rock even after i'm dead!!!! :eek: (so....am i in then....????) ROCK is in the heart of the beholder. As long as you ROCK as HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN in your choosen field of ROCK than you are in, regardless of what type of ROCK it is. ROCK is what you make it. ROCK ON MONGOOZ! Go forth and spread ROCK to all you meet.

Originally posted by Brian Krashpad Mazi, I hereby volunteer to personally oversee Brassic's training, and longer if necessary. If a grenade, incoming shell, or other incendiary device should land anywhere near the two of us, I promise to throw her to the ground and shield her with my own body. The things I do for the Militia! Sincerely, BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force, MBM BK, again you prove your undying devotion to our quest for GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION! You are truly a selfless rocker!

Originally posted by Ripping Rudy All I do is rock, drink and stare at chicks. Check out my bands website - especially the "pics" section. I am 100% pure hell. www.thebettyfordband.com HELL YEAH! Looks like you know how to draw a crowd and KICK ASS! ROCK ON Ripping Rudy! Prepare to ROCK HARDER than you ever have before! Welcome to the Revolution!!

Originally posted by brassic I can do this. I kick ass on a daily basis and often several times within the same day. ROCK ON brassic! You are exactly what we need here to make sure ROCK N ROLL will be saved. As it is evident from your website you KNOW what ROCK N ROLL and KICKING ASS is all about. Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!

Originally posted by Utero Count me in! ROCK ON Utero! Welcome to the Revolution! Go forth and spread the ROCK to all you encounter. You name will be added to our ever-growing list of people dedicated to SAVING ROCK N ROLL for future generations.

Originally posted by surfsteve Seriously, can we get T-shirts, long sleeve henleys, hooded sweatshirts, hats? I'm envisioning a product line here. Or at least buttons for guitar straps. Yes, I've been promising this for awhile now, but my summer was pretty busy at work. I'm at a point now where I can start it up. I'm putting up a site for them here: http://saverock-n-roll.com/

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Originally posted by MONGOOZ ok...i HAVE to ask being a relatively new poster here...what the heck is the MAZI bee militia....??? and what is their function??? the Mazi Bee Militia is a group of people dedicated to SAVING ROCK AND ROLL. We are on a quest of GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION and we need all help we can get, if we are going to make sure that ROCK NEVERS DIES. Join us, perform random acts of ROCK. Spread the WORD OF ROCK to all you meet. ALWAYS KICK AS MUCH ASS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN! KICK ASS. That is all. Mazi Bee El Comandante Supremo edit: We enjoy strippers and beer quite a bit as well.

Originally posted by Cranky_San mazi can i join the militia? ROCK ON Cranky_San! I accept your pledge to join us in our quest for GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION!!! Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD! Avatars will be available soon....

Originally posted by stratsyndrome when will the new official MBM avatar plates be ready? it would be great if they were ranked by order of alcohol consumption or general rawkiness. I'll make one up for you now! too bad about the 100x100 restriction though, we'll see how they turn out..... I'll definately have to come up with a system of ranks from "general rawkiness" to "spends every weekend in the drunk tank" to "Gronk-like Ass Kicking Guitar God"

Originally posted by droge WHEW!!! Thank goodness the revolution's still on!!! I'm retrieving all my documents from the 'Shred-It' Truck!!! Just hope I don't get 'shredded' when I go in there--- MBM always KIX-ASS!!! :D Rock n Roll will never die. ROCK ON droge!

Originally posted by Bernie Franks *pesters* :D

Originally posted by bumrunner i am way late. BUT I WANT IN! \m// ROCK ON bumrunner! It is never too late to KICK ASS in the NAME OF ROCK AND ROLL!!! Your first mission is to go forth and spread the WORD of ROCK. Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!

Originally posted by tompetty If Mazi ain't dead he may as well be...He left and took IKE,guitargasm,GTRMAN,Wes,Dano,da_witch and a few others worth as much with him....It's time to move on...Time to get going... Oh I'm here, I never left. You've changed though TP, you've changed, you've become bitter. I want the old TP back.

Originally posted by Diende McAuk Diende McAuk, I can tell right away that you are exactly the type of soldier we are looking for in our quest for GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION!!! You have all the qualities that we require. ROCK ON and Welcome to the Revolution!! Your passion and commitment to ALL THINGS ROCK is an inspiration to us all! I am honoured and humbled. I will now go forth in Rock with fanatical determination! Vive la militia!

Originally posted by otaku1625 I pledged myself-Is there a waiting period or something? I promise to strut the stages of my locale, Breadwinner in hand, forever devoting myself to the crushing and spitting upon of insipid pop music! ROCK ON otaku1625!! The role that ROCK plays in your life is evident and is EXACTLY what we are looking for in our FIGHT to SAVE ROCK N ROLL!!! We will take your skills and apply them to meet our goals of WIDESPREAD MOLTEN METAL MAYHEM!!! (or any other type of musical mayhem available in your area) Welcome to the REVOLUTION!! Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!!

Originally posted by Diende McAuk I've given it alot of thought and I think I'm ready to seek membership. I swear to : - continue to rock out on a daily basis as much as humanly possible. - promote rock and roll to all people in my sphere of influence (starting with my wife, who will continue to be my greatest challenge). - fight the good fight. - support the music instrument industry by giving in to my fits of GAS and acquiring all I can afford to own. - play my guitar till its time for the big dirt nap. Gentlemen, I am ready. I humbly seek entrance into the MBM Diende McAuk, I can tell right away that you are exactly the type of soldier we are looking for in our quest for GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION!!! You have all the qualities that we require. ROCK ON and Welcome to the Revolution!! Your passion and commitment to ALL THINGS ROCK is an inspiration to us all! Here are your stripes, strap them on and NEVER take them off!!

Originally posted by SuperSlinky ooo ooo can i join. I solemnly swear to rock as ahrd as {censored}in possible! woot woot Rich SuperSlinky, your enthusiasm is duly noted and greatly appreciated. I accept your PLEDGE to ROCK as HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN! ROCK ON, here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!

Originally posted by surfsteve Might I join? Is there an official T-shirt that is issued or something. Just a basement jammer here, but I could keep my neighbors on their toes! ROCK ON surfsteve! Soon official MBM uniforms will be available, but until then, Welcome to the Revolution and here are your stripes! Keep ROCKING as HARD as you POSSIBLY can!

Originally posted by Shocker ] Hmm, yes. I can stay silent no longer... I am putting in an official application to join the MBM. m/ //S Shocker, it is with great honor that I welcome you into the MBM! Your skills, experience and ASS KICKING, HARD ROCKING tendencies will prove to be of unmeasurable value in our quest to SAVE ROCK N ROLL!!! ROCK ON Shocker, here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!

Originally posted by Chris Gansz hey - Can I join the Mazi Bee Militia/ I would be LOUD 'n' PROUD Chris Gansz ROCK ON Chris Gansz! We need all the help we can get in our FIGHT FOR GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION!!! Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!!! Now go forth and ROCK!!