"Why don't you take your two wolfgangs and stick them up your ass and never......

[Bbreaker]

Wow. Sorry you got so many kooks out to get you on Craigslist. I wouldn't touch a stock 1961 sg.... thats quite a valuable guitar. Much less turn it into a shred machine

 

 

IMO, that shredded '61 SG/LP is maybe $200.00 and that's only to remove the Kahler & EMG's.

Then sell those parts on Craigslist.

[RooSTER-b]

At least he didn't lure you to his place, sexually assault you, and take your guitars. (which is exactly what happens to me everytime I use Craigslist)

[Belva]

Whenever I use CL I always ask a fair price & add, "Firm, cash only. NO TRADES". So far they have gotten the message. Spokane may be full of hicks, but at least we're literate hicks.

[Virgman]

Bbreaker,

 

Would you consider some old storm windows in exchange for the Wolfgangs?

 

[SamsDaddy]

Man, every time I have sold on CL it is pretty straightforward; guy calls me, comes to check out guitar/amp, hands me the money at my asking price, and goes home. They're all normal guys, haven't met any psychos yet. What the hell is the deal with all of these fruitcakes everyone else bumps into?

 

I guess I am due for the Craigslist killer to come-a-knockin any day now though.

[RooSTER-b]

 

Man, every time I have sold on CL it is pretty straightforward; guy calls me, comes to check out guitar/amp, hands me the money at my asking price, and goes home. They're all normal guys, haven't met any psychos yet. What the hell is the deal with all of these fruitcakes everyone else bumps into? I guess I am due for the Craigslist killer to come-a-knockin any day now though.

 

 

knock knock

[SamsDaddy]

knock knock

 

[tlbonehead]

My CL add ain't going to last long. I deleted one e mail where some guy wanted to bring lunch to my house to help get a deal done.

Now that's funny! I had a CL seller jump my ass too the other day. He has a bike listed at $5900. I said I'd come and get it ASAP if he'd take $5700. He must have been insulted by the lowball offer.

[tlbonehead]

At least he didn't lure you to his place, sexually assault you, and take your guitars. (which is exactly what happens to me everytime I use Craigslist)

Is that why use list so much stuff there?

[ArKay]

Is that why use list so much stuff there?

 

[unistudent1980]

What decency is he going on about? You don't want to see pics from the description he gave. WTF. It's not like you are going to see the pics and suddenly change your mind.

[Mr_GoodBomb]

I'd be interested in that SG, but not dealing with the guy.

 

 

Craigslist is usually pretty useless. The only thing I've ever found on Craigslist have been people willing to ship, which sort of defeats the purpose, but maybe my area is just a wasteland.

 

I posted a couple guitars for sale previously, only one guy wasn't a scammer. He tried to meet with me three times, cancelled and rescheduled an hour or so before the first two times. The third, he didn't show, didn't call, and never responded to any further phone calls or emails. Fuck em.

 

I posted a "looking for housing" post recently. I get two or three scammers a day trying to send me to a website to "verify if my credit score," at which point they'd steal it. Not one legitimate email yet.

 

Another I was interested in was a casting/crew call for a local independent movie. I looked they guy up when he never responded. You can form your own opinions.

 

http://www.myspace.com/136747061

 

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0908020/

 

 

My family sends me local ones that are pretty funny. Two guys were trying to trade their kid's green turtle-shaped sandbox (like this'n)

 

 

for liquor.

 

Another was a family just, straight up, asking for free money. Everything completely misspelled, "we need money to buy our kids Christmas gifts. Spent it all on drugs. Please help."

 

I won't even get started on Missed Connections and Casual Encounters, but I will say that, apparently, the upstairs men's bathroom in my campus' library is a meeting place for gay "casual encounters."

 

Craigslist, like the internet itself, is a great example of humanity's uninhibited nature.

[MahaloVision]

I'm surprised you even responded. It never pays to argue with Joe Internet.

[Burningleaves]

 

What was done to that SG was like making a BMW into a Gremlin.

 

 

 

 

:cop:This part is comedy gold:lol:. I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when the dude read it.

[tlbonehead]

I had a Gremlin back in the early 80's.....

did it have the Levi denim interior?

[RooSTER-b]

 

Is that why use list so much stuff there?

 

 

Yes, but I'm out of guitars. Could I borrow one?

[Bbreaker]

This guy won't leave me alone.

His latest rant:

 

why you little punk, I told you never to contact me again.

 

 

 

In response to your "I play my vintage instruments kid" comment, I'm not a kid like you who talks tough hiding behind mommy's keyboard; Second a 2001 Wolfgang isn't a vintage guitar assclown.

 

 

 

An original SG/Les Paul is worth tens of thousands of dollars but because of the improvements I did to my guitar in the 80's it's worth a little less than half that. That would still make you way ahead, but your too much of a dumb{censored} to know what's best for you. You don't know your ass from your elbow.

 

 

 

I can tell from your emails that you are a real mommas boy.

 

 

 

and my comeback:

 

You

[ArKay]

You're putting wayyy too much energy into that Lou.

[Bbreaker]

You're putting wayyy too much energy into that Lou.

 

 

This is a tragic comedy.

He must have one eye in the center of his head.

[ArKay]

[wedgehed II]

 

My CL add ain't going to last long. I deleted one e mail where some guy wanted to bring lunch to my house to help get a deal done.

 

 

 

Could you give us a link?

 

I might offer to come over & wash your hair.

[axegrinder]

I like how you guys keep insinuating that the other is a young punk. If you actually met, I imagine it going down something like this (ignore the bleeped out French).

 

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[Bbreaker]

well, i did call him a retard.

 

 

 

The retard responds:

 

 

 

"You're a dumb bastard that wouldn't know a good deal if it hit you right in the nuts"

[smorgdonkey]

 

This guy won't leave me alone. His latest rant: why you little punk, I told you never to contact me again. In response to your "I play my vintage instruments kid" comment, I'm not a kid like you who talks tough hiding behind mommy's keyboard; Second a 2001 Wolfgang isn't a vintage guitar assclown. An original SG/Les Paul is worth tens of thousands of dollars but because of the improvements I did to my guitar in the 80's it's worth a little less than half that. That would still make you way ahead, but your too much of a dumb{censored} to know what's best for you. You don't know your ass from your elbow. I can tell from your emails that you are a real mommas boy.

 

Signs of a weak/mentally challenged opponent:

-referring to you being young

-referring to you 'not playing' the guitar(s)

-getting offended when you politely stated that you weren't interested

-getting enraged over nothing

 

I've actually had a death threat from a similar site to Craigslist involving guitar sales and such. Different scenario all together but still somewhat related. There are meatballs everywhere in this world!

 

 

Post his email address and we'll all send him a note saying that he's a douche.

[Railfanespee]

...because of the improvements I did to my guitar in the 80's...