Members chrisebrooks06 Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 hahahahahahahaaahahahahahaha:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members jjanggibson Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 1. Buy a gun2. Buy matching ammo3. Shoot the strat4. Shoot yourself5. Give me the gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Midnightblu Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 I wonder if he gets that special Strat oink in positions 2 and 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jamdogg Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 Behold, we have created a new verb : "baconed". Years from now linguists will trace its origins back to here. Amazing. This has been around for awhile...http://www.baconed.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members saintdel Posted June 7, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 7, 2008 Actually, since putting the bacon on my strat instead of in my mouth, my cholesterol level has dropped precipitiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikeSF Posted June 7, 2008 Members Share Posted June 7, 2008 I wonder how the bacon affects the guitar's tone.... I reckon it makes it sound more... ... you probably get a beefier sound makes that guitar really SQUEEEAALL![snort, snort] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cbh5150 Posted June 7, 2008 Members Share Posted June 7, 2008 Behold, we have created a new verb : "baconed". Years from now linguists will trace its origins back to here. Amazing. You may have just set the record for the number of sigs yoinked from a single thread, from one person Congratulations !BTW, this thread is PRICELESS !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members evh1984 Posted June 7, 2008 Members Share Posted June 7, 2008 This is shaping up to be the official fuktard thread of 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members evh1984 Posted June 7, 2008 Members Share Posted June 7, 2008 Here is a ridiculous story that I promise is 100% true. I go camping all the time in the winter here in Florida, and I like to sit around the fire and strip bark of dried up vines to make walking sticks out of. Not so much because I actually use the walking sticks, but just for something to do around the fire when I am not strumming a guitar. Well, on night, I had just finished what I thought was the perfect specimen of a walking stick, A.K.A. fire stick, because most of them pretty quickly became the token fire poker, and I decided to do something special with this one. I wanted to give it a nice oil finish sort of as my masterpiece of firesticks. I realzed I had no cooking oil, or vegetable oil of any kind with me on that trip. What could I use? Lets see, what have we got.... Green beens.... nope, that wont work,... M&M's, nope, no good there, beer, not wasting that,.....Cheetos,..... CHEETOS!!! Cheetos have oil in them dont they? checks bag, YUP!! Says so right on the bag. By that time the wheels were turning like a freight train, WAY too fast to have any hope of slowing it down. I took Cheetos, they were the puffy kind by the way, and I rubbed them one at a time all over my masterpiece firestick, crushing the oil out of them and into the stick until I had used up pretty near a whole bag. The masterpiece was complete. A nice shiny stick with oil enhanced natural figure. I was unbelivably proud. Like a child who smears fingerpiant in some unidentified form of.... we can call it art for a goof, and shows it to his parents, beaming as if he chanelled Michael Angelo through his four year old body, as the parents say, uh... um.... s..sure, I will hang it in the lobby at my office building. It was simply The best stick I had EVER made, and lo and behold... It smelled good too. :love: Anyway, I get home, we store all our gear in my buddies garage, and one stormy cold night, he left his outdoor dogs in the garage for warmth. I came over the next day and he said he had some bad news. His dog....... ATE.... my masterpiece firestick. :mad: I was crushed. I guess the Cheetos smell was just too overwhelming for Rover(not his real name) to resist. I havent had the will or desire to make another stick since then. I know I could never top that one. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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