Members Willeh Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Step 1: Put your head in an oven. Step 2: Turn the oven on. If you can't reach the knob have someone else do it for you. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit. i spy a 4chan /b/-er am i right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mrrikki Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Today at a press confrence Fender confirmed they will now be using bacon fat on all strings and fretboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beckman Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Have you tried this? I would like to have something that tastes like bacon, but I don't clogged my arteries anymore than they already are. To the OP: Did you give up on us? I have not seen a post in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scoogs Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Can bacon be used as a slide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveAronow Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Can bacon be used as a slide? No but you can certainly slide ON it. Like a banana peel. Ask me how I know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikeSF Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 what if you lay the guitar in a box and smother it with kitty litter? i hear that is good for absorbing smells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveAronow Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 + = AKtwlHV1-O8&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Highway_61 Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 You might as well go all the way & rub some lettuce & tomato on there. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Highway_61 Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Hey, I found the perfect guitar case for you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Murphy's oil soap followed by lemon oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chrisebrooks06 Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 bizarre thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A3C Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 this is the best thread ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GilmourD Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 This is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guitar Heel Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 This is hilarious. I second that emotion. This is the best thread in my short time on here. Wait, dogs like bacon. Do you have a dog? If so, get him to lick off all the bacon grease. Then you'll need to find something that will remove dog spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members onerailunder Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Let the dog lick it for an hour or so. Of course we'll need pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RooSTER-b Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 I second that emotion. This is the best thread in my short time on here.Wait, dogs like bacon. Do you have a dog? If so, get him to lick off all the bacon grease. Then you'll need to find something that will remove dog spit. Cat spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Guitar Heel Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Cat spit. That's it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members als_lespaul Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 The only REAL solution is.....add more bacon fat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mrrikki Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loxley Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 It's too dangerous to play anymore.. you will suffer heart problems in the near future. To the lake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members valentsgrif Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 WTF, whats the story OP? try any of these tips out yet or what? Others on here who I'm sure have also baconed up an instrument or two would surely like your feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members valentsgrif Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 PS: I'm honored to have blown my 1,000th post on this thread. God bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tinwhisker Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 I've heard about Jaco and fried chicken but not bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jerry_L Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 I read one of those old blues guys, Albert King or one of them, liked chicken fat for the same purpose. Go tell him to stick his head in an oven. Ask him what his "boyfriend" uses. 'Course I think he's dead now but whatever. As I see it, I'm just carrying on the grand old tradition of applying animal fat to a strat. Albert King's playing is worthy of emulation, but if this is accurate, his fretboard maintenance advice is highly suspect. The Murphy's Oil Wood Soap is the best practical suggestion so far, though it may need a solvent first like lighter fluid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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