Members Mazi Bee Posted December 16, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by devast8r Sorry man, I'm not looking for a handout. I can find my own beer and strippers. And you cannot doubt that I will rock hard and long, but I do so of my own volition. It has nothing to do with me being in the militia. In fact, I'm just going to rock harder to spite you. I understand. You are hereby granted an immediate honorable and unconditional discharge. You are welcome to return at any time, as your hard rocking skills are appreciated.ROCK ON in your own special, anti-establishment way.MAZI BEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Milhouse Nixon Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 My band is covering Wham!, ABBA, the Clash, and Cheap Trick at our show tomorrow? Can I join the legion of rock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted December 16, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Milhouse Nixon My band is covering Wham!, ABBA, the Clash, and Cheap Trick at our show tomorrow? Can I join the legion of rock? As long as you believe in your heart that you are ROCKING as HARD as you POSSIBLY can then, yes, you are welcome in the Militia, non-withstanding your questionable fondness of swedish rock and roll. Your commitment to Clash and Cheap Trick more than fullfill your ROCK AND ROLL CRED.ROCK ON Milhouse Nixon! Welcome to the Revolution. Wear your stripes PROUD and LOUD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Luke66 Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mazi Bee Please forgive the oversight. Your service record has been located among a pile of stippers panties and assorted lingerie. Good work soldier!! You name has been rightfully restored to the list. ROCK ON Luke66!!!!!!!!!! things do get out of hand with the strippers. where my ability to ROCK OUT on guitar only gets a 5 out of 10, my ability to ROCK HARD with the strippers gets a 9.8 out of 10!ROCK HARD, GET STRIPPERS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bsman Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 I can't join... "I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DexGTR Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mazi Bee You must play in tune, and learn at least 2 songs total from any of the following groups: Iron Maiden Judas Preist Scorpions Randy Rhoads era Ozzy AC/DC Van Halen (DLR era only) woohoo...80's , spandex, big hair, whammy bar diving ROCK!!my guitar would fit right in.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mattburnside Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Milhouse Nixon My band is covering Wham!, ABBA, the Clash, and Cheap Trick at our show tomorrow? Can I join the legion of rock? Duder, we are playing Captain & Tennille, disco-era Rod Stewart, Buggles, Donna Summer, and Starland {censored}ing Vocal Band. We will rock you into the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jimmy James Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mazi Bee Then welcome to the revolution Jimmy James!! You have shown that you have the desire to SAVE ROCK AND ROLL. ROCK ON. Here are your stripes. Wear them PROUDLY and LOUDLY. Tis an Honor. Ok, where's my free Kramer Baretta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted December 16, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jimmy James Tis an Honor. Ok, where's my free Kramer Baretta? Here you go! Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jimmy James Tis an Honor. Ok, where's my free Kramer Baretta? No no, you would be too comfortable with that, and comfort is not conducive to rocking.To help you rock harder, the Punk Rock Expeditionary Force has liberated a 335 for you (please, so long as you ask no questions, you cannot be charged as an accessory).We've covered it with stickers for the Sex Pistols, Clash, Damned, etc.Rock on Oscar,BKKommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force, MBM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jimmy James Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mazi Bee Here you go! Enjoy! Thank you. Now I have to work on my Eddie faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jimmy James Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Brian Krashpad No no, you would be too comfortable with that, and comfort is not conducive to rocking. To help you rock harder, the Punk Rock Expeditionary Force has liberated a 335 for you (please, so long as you ask no questions, you cannot be charged as an accessory). We've covered it with stickers for the Sex Pistols, Clash, Damned, etc. Rock on Oscar, BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force, MBM I'll take a lobotomy first. Intricate deedly-deedly-dee solos rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jimmy James I'll take a lobotomy first. Right down the hall, first door on the left.Enjoy your stickered 335!BKKommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force, MBM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Milhouse Nixon Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Brian Krashpad Right down the hall, first door on the left. Enjoy your stickered 335! BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force, MBM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Milhouse Nixon "Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. Did you ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people, but leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase, so small, no one knows it's there until Blammo! Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead! It's so immoral working on the thing, it can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So, he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again."-- J. Frank ParnellBK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Longhair Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 I feel neglected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted December 16, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Longhair I feel neglected I'm sorry Longhair. Our personnel dept lost many records. We would care to re-enlist in an extended tour of duty with the Militia?ROCK ON Longhair!!!!!!!!!!!!EDIT: Here's your stripes Lonhair, come claim them and join us in our quest for KICK ASS GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION!!! You have always been a good friend of the Militia. Welcome!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted December 16, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 bump for GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wiz-kid Posted December 16, 2004 Members Share Posted December 16, 2004 RAWK AND ROLLLL!!!!!!!!! m/ m/ Merry Christmas Mazi, and everyone in the militia. I just got out of school, tommorows the last day before break, its going to be sooooo long and I failed a Spanish test, but that won't keep me down Christmas is coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members droge Posted December 17, 2004 Members Share Posted December 17, 2004 MAZI: Longhair's application is awaiting your approval, that's all--I'd say he's pretty much in--just need your official welcome!!! **PS: don't forget the keys/access card to the Strip club and the unlimited drinks credit card!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted December 17, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by droge MAZI: Longhair's application is awaiting your approval, that's all--I'd say he's pretty much in--just need your official welcome!!! **PS: don't forget the keys/access card to the Strip club and the unlimited drinks credit card!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted December 17, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 17, 2004 Bump for GLOBAL ROCK AND ROCK DOMINATION!!!We got 16 new members yesterday and so far 2 more new ones today. A great turn out and a huge response from veteran members as well! I hereby bestow the MBM ASS KICKING AWARD to the entire Milita. You all kick serious ass!!!So who else wants a hand in SAVING ROCK AND ROLL???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Taylorman Posted December 17, 2004 Members Share Posted December 17, 2004 What's the application process like? I'd be willing to do anything except cornholing and the like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted December 17, 2004 Author Members Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by Sherinian gonnabe What's the application process like? I'd be willing to do anything except cornholing and the like. You willingness to do anything but cornholing and the like shows your willingness to SAVE ROCK AND ROLL, and an admirable sense of self control.Pledge to ROCK AS HARD AS YOU CAN and DEFEAT ALL ENEMIES of ROCK and you will be a fine addition to our forces!Welcome Sherinian gonnabe! Wear your stripes PROUDLY!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hbk 4ever DX Posted December 17, 2004 Members Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by Luke66 my name was left off!! Same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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