Members 78pbass Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 From Mrs Pbass (and one of her favorites) you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope. but from our friend Grumpy (who's in his mid 60's)Second cousin to a gorilla (to a hairy person)fart like a pack muleAlways fill the back of the shovel and the frint'll be all taken care of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members james on bass Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 ...is like trying to put an oyster in a parking meter. or pushing a marshmallow through a key-hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toolbar Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 you're as mechanical as a ballbearing you're all spark and no fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 If you fell into a barrel of titties you'd come out sucking your thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bnyswonger Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 That went over like a turd in the punchbowl If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Whey O' Wheat! (this is an exclamation of disbelief similar to Bull{censored}!) If "ifs" and "buts" were candy & nuts, every day would be Christmas The smeller's the feller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 "Now you're {censored}ting in tall cotton" (I gather this is a good thing from the context I normally hear it used) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Peaveyherman Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 I once heard my grandpa refering to someone as a "Paper asshole".I think it describes someone with a weak consitute.LOL. R.I.P.Love ya gramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Texas Noise Factory Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 I didn't just fall off of the turnip truck you know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassesofalessergod Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 my grandfather, the greatest man ever, used to say "I'll knock you loose from your {censored}bag!" I named my son after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 Ve get too soon oldt and too late schmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 Could you use that in a sentence, please?Chris-Dax, you're as cute as a fart in a mitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 You wanna fight or run a foot-race? (Grampa always asked that of us grandkids. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members superiorparts Posted July 4, 2007 Members Share Posted July 4, 2007 either {censored} or get off the pot! that's as {censored}ed up as a box of bream hooks! why fart it out and waste it when you can burp it up and taste it! like taking candy from a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 It's more than just good. Man, that's the bees knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tim in WV Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 that boy was as excited as a 3 peckered dog in heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 It would bring a tear to a glass eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whatsabass? Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 That's the c*ck for Dolly It's tougher than hobo {censored} It's sticking up like a sore c*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 Like watching two monkeys trying to f*ck a football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowboy Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 I wouldn't f**k her with a dog's dick.I'm hornier'n a dog with 2 dicks. Hmph, look. It's the Lee sisters. Ugh & Home.Oh look, it's the bag brothers. Douche & Duffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members superiorparts Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 tougher than a 2 dollar steak at a truck stop. we were so broke when i was a kid, i didnt get my first pair of shoes until i was 9. i walked backwards for two days just to look at the tracks they made. i am as full as a tick that's been on a dog for 3 days. i am so full, my belly button is sticking out so far you could hang a hat on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny Duart Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 "I'll bet you dollars to donuts that............................""I'm hanging over a snake pit by a thin thread.""She's called potato chip because she's Frito-Lay!""It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!" Peace and laughter be with you, Johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 Christ on a crutch, Annie.... That frosts my balls.... That chaps my hide.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synonym Music Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 you dont know {censored} from shinola. I've heard that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members basshunter Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 My favorite, from an old Vermonter, in response to a question: "Hard to say, not knowin'" Another common to old Vermonter's "You take a left where (insert store, name, barn, sign, etc. here) used to be" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poorboy Posted July 5, 2007 Members Share Posted July 5, 2007 I played with a drummer that "couldn't swing on a meat hook". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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