Members t3ch Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 What's wrong with Kelly Clarkson? I'd happily do a jig with her. Or a gig. Or eat some figs? Or maybe what I'm trying to say is I'd have some hot, crazy, monkey sex with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 You ought to see me in a speedo.... im gonna go out on a limb and say you prolly look better than this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted January 22, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2008 She's never been "skinny," but that's not a recent photo of her. She has since dropped those pounds after ballooning up to that weight. So the woman has a slight problem with maintaining a steady weight. Big deal. No wonder Britney Spears needs therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreestyleIntruder Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 She's never been "skinny," but that's not a recent photo of her. She has since dropped those pounds after ballooning up to that weight. So the woman has a slight problem with maintaining a steady weight. Big deal. No wonder Britney Spears needs therapy. +2 You don't look at the ceiling when you're stoking the fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted January 22, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 im gonna go out on a limb and say you prolly look better than this: So she's 'caught' in a goofy pose. You can dig up photos like this of any supposed hottie. She's got no gut, her hips are normal. She's not bone-skinny like I guess you expect every celeb to look like. That's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 I don't know who that first pic is, but it ain't Kelly! The Bikini pic??? Well, not her best, but I'd do her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted January 22, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 I don't know who that first pic is, but it ain't Kelly! The Bikini pic??? Well, not her best, but I'd do her. Huh. I figured you'd want to give her a sammich....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitargod0dmw Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 I want to know who on here knows everything?!?! I know everything! And...I don't think that first pic is Kelly Clarkson And...that is a bad pic of Kelly Clarkson, and I think she is usually attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted January 22, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2008 I don't think the first pic is Kelly Clarkson, because she generally wears a little diamond stud in a piercing on the right side of her nose. The girl in the OP pic isn't wearing one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 im gonna go out on a limb and say you prolly look better than this: What, you mean let's fault her for looking like a normal human being? Come on...It's refreshing to see someone that looks normal instead of some anorexic stick that looks like a refugee from a concentration camp. I'm sick of sticks. I'm not saying let's promote overweight either. Kelly Clarkson isn't overweight. I'M FRICKEN OVERWEIGHT! I know what overweight is, and this ain't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 6 out of 10 non celebrity ladies you would find on any beach USA in the summer are better looking than that gross mess. when you are a celebrity you are judged differently than some random chick. any of you who find her attractive just realize that it took like 3 hair and makeup people 2 hours to get her to look "good" if thats what you wanna call it. otherwise she looks like this: I don't think the first pic is Kelly Clarkson, because she generally wears a little diamond stud in a piercing on the right side of her nose. The girl in the OP pic isn't wearing one.that boxers jaw/chin of hers is hard to ignore. id say its def kelly regardless of diamond stud nosering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted January 22, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2008 6 out of 10 non celebrity ladies you would find on any beach USA in the summer are better looking than that gross mess. when you are a celebrity you are judged differently than some random chick. any of you who find her attractive just realize that it took like 3 hair and makeup people 2 hours to get her to look "good" if thats what you wanna call it. otherwise she looks like this:I can walk onto any beach anywhere in the US and see enough fatties and horsefaces that your 6 out of 10 is beyond ridiculous. I didn't suggest she was good looking, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted January 22, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 6 out of 10 non celebrity ladies you would find on any beach USA in the summer are better looking than that gross mess. Gross mess? You're delusional. And I want to know what beaches you frequent, because the majority of women in the US are obese, which Clarkson isn't even close to being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 Meh...leave him alone. If he wants to lust after the 80 pound skeletons, let him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 Looks like a cutie to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 i dont have anything against a curvy lady, she is not that. she is just ugly as hell and yes a disgusting mess. i woudlnt F that with someone else's phenis. if you guys think she is good looking i couldnt even imagine what unattractive looks like to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 Looks like a cutie to me. time to make an eye dr appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 i dont have anything against a curvy lady, she is not that. she is just ugly as hell and yes a disgusting mess. i woudlnt F that with someone else's phenis. if you guys think she is good looking i couldnt even imagine what unattractive looks like to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 time to make an eye dr appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted January 22, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2008 .. . . .i woudlnt F that with someone else's phenis.I wouldn't phuck that with someone else's phenis either. That would be phunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 I wouldn't phuck that with someone else's phenis either. That would be phunny. Woodn't it be teh ghey 2 b phuckin with some 1 else's phenis? u wood have 2 touch it, k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 THIS/ is my personal favorite "Kelly" but i'd still shag Clarkson.if you're having hard time figuring this out just think Bayside High. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 meh... semi witty attempts to pull attention away from the fact that kelly clarkson is beat as hell are not working. that chick is just ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 Woodn't it be teh ghey 2 b phuckin with some 1 else's phenis? u wood have 2 touch it, k? Besides, Kelly Clarkson has 2 Grammys, and American Idol win, 3 platinum Albums, and a whole bunch of money. I don't think she has to worry about whether or not any of us think she's attractive while she's cashing million dollar checks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dDigitalPimp Posted January 22, 2008 Members Share Posted January 22, 2008 if you're having hard time figuring this out just think Bayside High. now THATS an attractive girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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