Members niomosy Posted June 12, 2008 Members Share Posted June 12, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 12, 2008 Members Share Posted June 12, 2008 From bash.org The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse. wtf lol But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says that I need to massage it's prostate. I'm assuming you don't know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY {censored}ing far back there. So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close to the front. Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse's ass. I'm talkin' less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All in clear view. ROFLMAO And then some redneck couple come in and they see me because this front room has {censored} protection on it. "You a vet?" The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse's asshole. "Nah, I'm with the Amish. I'm their mechanic." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted June 12, 2008 Members Share Posted June 12, 2008 Zomawia, master of the played-out meme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted June 12, 2008 Members Share Posted June 12, 2008 I am going to get blasted tomorrow (tequilla tasting in Old Town San Diego) And 1 more week until I drive from San Diego to El Paso to see Tom Waits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted June 12, 2008 Members Share Posted June 12, 2008 Hurikanotan-San... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rummy Posted June 13, 2008 Members Share Posted June 13, 2008 Who? Mike Jones. I ought to be in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted June 13, 2008 Members Share Posted June 13, 2008 Originally Posted by hawkhuff Actually when there are no Sun spots for prolonged periods of time, there is global cooling. That's why it's raining to extreme now, too. When the sunspot numbers are low, precipitation goes up. Lots of sunspots means high temps and droughts. I work at a wastewater plant where we keep all kinds of records on weather conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted June 13, 2008 Members Share Posted June 13, 2008 I just dropped Mrs. Thumper off at the airport. She's visiting her grandmother in South Dakota. I stopped at Banning's Restaurant in Tigard for a to-go order of biscuits and gravy, with a side of bacon. Grabbed a PBR out of the fridge. Aaah, breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted June 13, 2008 Members Share Posted June 13, 2008 I just found out my deparatment is going on a field trip today... Lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings with trivia contest and then an afternoon at the new bowling alley down the street... Beats the hell out of working.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted June 15, 2008 Members Share Posted June 15, 2008 lincoln montana! snow'd 2 foot! now today has warm'd up...it's 70 degrees! hoorah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Giddry Posted June 15, 2008 Members Share Posted June 15, 2008 I think I'm in love! Too bad Hank's such a mommy's boy, he'd probably not like another little cutie competing for my attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Trauma_Luna Posted June 15, 2008 Members Share Posted June 15, 2008 Originally Posted by Giddry I think I'm in love! Too bad Hank's such a mommy's boy, he'd probably not like another little cutie competing for my attention. AWWW!! cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted June 15, 2008 Members Share Posted June 15, 2008 Originally Posted by parknlotpickr lincoln montana! snow'd 2 foot! now today has warm'd up...it's 70 degrees! hoorah! Don't put away the shovel just yet. It ain't July ya know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted June 15, 2008 Members Share Posted June 15, 2008 Originally Posted by Perfessor Don't put away the shovel just yet. It ain't July ya know..... itza sunny sunny day finally! no more snow cept up yonder in d mountains...the snow caps look brilliant under the BIG BLUE SKY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Incubitabus Posted June 15, 2008 Members Share Posted June 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted June 16, 2008 Members Share Posted June 16, 2008 Yo, yonder mountain woman!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 16, 2008 Members Share Posted June 16, 2008 Went to the beach on Sunday about 5pm'ish. Windy and a bit cool with the wind. The water was cold as well. 30-45 minutes later, the water's warmed up and the wind has died down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted June 16, 2008 Members Share Posted June 16, 2008 Originally Posted by niomosy Went to the beach on Sunday about 5pm'ish. Windy and a bit cool with the wind. The water was cold as well. 30-45 minutes later, the water's warmed up and the wind has died down Global warming works faster each day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 18, 2008 Members Share Posted June 18, 2008 Originally Posted by chunky-b Global warming works faster each day! Damn liberals, it's only a myth. Don't you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted June 19, 2008 Members Share Posted June 19, 2008 Why is it so quiet in here? Slackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted June 19, 2008 Members Share Posted June 19, 2008 Originally Posted by niomosy Why is it so quiet in here? Slackers [RANT] I got in a fight with my daughter who is staying with my ex-mom-in-law who is trying to brainwash my child into liking her over me....[/RANT] Is that better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted June 19, 2008 Members Share Posted June 19, 2008 I just moved in to my new place in Athens and am trying to acclimate to the next stage of independent living. I have until Monday to make that work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 I know the Cowgirl's out there somewhere....I just know she is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 Originally Posted by Perfessor I know the Cowgirl's out there somewhere....I just know she is! Hello Cowgirl in the Sand Is this place at your command. Can I stay here for a while. Can I see your sweet sweet smile. Old enough now to change your name when so many loved you, is it the same It's the woman in you that makes you wanna play this game Hello Ruby in the dust has your band begun to rust purple words on a grey background to be a woman and to be turned down old enough now to change your name when so many love you is it the same It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game Hello woman of my dreams Is this not the way it seems After all the sin we've had I was hoping that we'd turn bad old enough now to change your name when so many love you is it the same it's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted June 20, 2008 Members Share Posted June 20, 2008 It's amazing how much life sucks when you've got $20 in your bank account, you've found out that your leads on employment have gone dead, and you can't play music with anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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