Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 24, 2011 Members Share Posted November 24, 2011 BTW I finally realized why the thread title seemed oddly familiar- it's a line dance I used to see when on the road in the 90's playing country dance clubs. Traditionally, the last dance of the night so as to empty the dance floor (dance starts with the dancer's backs to the exit, of course). Sorry, I know this country stuff goes over y'alls heads sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 24, 2011 Members Share Posted November 24, 2011 David for Prez in '012! Unless "Blue Beer-Salesman Pat" or "Where the {censored} is Grant" run, in which case David will have to work a little harder for my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted November 24, 2011 Members Share Posted November 24, 2011 David for Prez in '012! Unless "Blue Beer-Salesman Pat" or "Where the {censored} is Grant" run, in which case David will have to work a little harder for my vote. Aren't you from Florida? Always thought "Hanging Chad" would be a good name for a band from down there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Consume Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 "...just as it is possible to produce the same orgasm by rubbing the same clit the same way for 40 years..... It's probably a good idea to switch things up every now and then to keep the ear (and clit) stimulated and not desensitized..."I love that analogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J.Paul Posted November 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 I love that analogy. hehea bit crude (I know) but there seem to be a few parallels between music and sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TIMKEYS Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 hehea bit crude (I know) but there seem to be a few parallels between music and sex pay to play is a better bang for the buck on the latter lol Well we survived the turkey fry......another successuful misson lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 Nothing I hate worse than a desensitized clit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 Aren't you from Florida? Always thought "Hanging Chad" would be a good name for a band from down there..."Hanging Chad" would be a good band name, just not as popular as the "Well Hung Chads", IMO. But I'm not from Florida, so what do I know, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J.Paul Posted November 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 OK we got the politics we got the sex anyone wanna get the religion started? Why stop here? Lets go 3 for 3 praise the lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kmart Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 OKwe got the politicswe got the sexanyone wanna get the religion started?Why stop here? Lets go 3 for 3praise the lord Hail Satan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 We could merge this with the "talking sex with the Jehovah Witness girls" thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 Hail Satan? Well, one of my posts in this thread WAS #666. That must be the real reason Jehovah's Witnesses women came by yesterday to offer sex counseling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 Well, one of my posts in this thread WAS #666. That must be the real reason Jehovah's Witnesses women came by yesterday to offer sex counseling. Maybe they just heard you playing piano and wanted to check out the musician. We have that way with women, you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 Maybe they just heard you playing piano and wanted to check out the musician. We have that way with women, you know...Yeah but they left when they heard a guy playing guitar next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 Yeah but they left when they heard a guy playing guitar next door. At least it wasn't a drummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 At least it wasn't a drummer. You don't understand. The guitar player was playing to BACKING TRACKS. And I would bet anything he was wearing a bathrobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 I'm still wondering how the Hell he managed to land that plane in the back yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 He'll probably return with a new profile soon enough and be able to tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinkfloydcramer61 Posted November 25, 2011 Members Share Posted November 25, 2011 RE the article about sex that the Jehovah's Witness ladies left with me, its pretty interesting but doesn't mention whether Jehovah's Witnesses are allowed to have concubines. Not that it matters- to the best of my knowledge, white musicians are only allowed to convert to Scientology, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.