Members Rich4Once Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by DevilRaysFan ha...I could care less what you guys believe........ ...besides, Are you guys just sittin in front of your computer with meat in hand waitin for me to elaborate'? Well, that's hardly the point is it? As for guys believing or not...also *not* the point. The point is, that this is a groupie *stories* thread. I've posted a number of them myself, so it's not like I'm living vicariously through anyone else's experiences. BUT, if you're going to post in a groupie *stories* thread, you're expected to tell the *story*. Don't want to tell? FINE! Shut the {censored} up, then. Nobody asked you to to post in this thread to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jimmy Posted December 7, 2006 Members Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by schott1984 She did send me a pic of her on the IM convo, so I wasn't taking a risk. She was a hottie. Anyways...quickest pimpin' I've ever done. Well.........where's the pic????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members schott1984 Posted December 8, 2006 Members Share Posted December 8, 2006 I'm afraid...What if someone she knows sees it haha. I'd like to do this again haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted December 8, 2006 Members Share Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by Rich4Once Shut the {censored} up, then. Nobody asked you to to post in this thread to begin with. thanks for the love Look, dude, you are right: I shouldn't have posted here: I thought I would share this with da guyz and get a few high^5s and a "w00t" out of it...going into detail would not only get me banned but it would also get me labeled "pig" by the female forum members who happen read this thread. Ha....Sorry, dude, but pissing you off seems to be the least expense.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted December 8, 2006 Members Share Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by DevilRaysFan thanks for the love Look, dude, you are right: I shouldn't have posted here: I thought I would share this with da guyz and get a few high^5s and a "w00t" out of it...going into detail would not only get me banned but it would also get me labeled "pig" by the female forum members who happen read this thread. Ha....Sorry, dude, but pissing you off seems to be the least expense.... #1) You don't have to go into so much detail that you'd get banned. Being labeled a pig isn't such a bad thing, if it's the truth. Revel in your swinehood! I was in a band with a pig, so I know one when I see one! LOL #2) High fives come with a story, not a teaser. You posted a headline, and left us hanging. #3) You didn't piss me off..I have real life and real issues to piss me off. I come here for fun. You should, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted December 8, 2006 Members Share Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by Rich4Once #1) You don't have to go into so much detail that you'd get banned. Being labeled a pig isn't such a bad thing, if it's the truth. Revel in your swinehood! I was in a band with a pig, so I know one when I see one! LOL #2) High fives come with a story, not a teaser. You posted a headline, and left us hanging. #3) You didn't piss me off..I have real life and real issues to piss me off. I come here for fun. You should, too! OK - The PG version - Two girls, who I originally thought were sisters, would come see my band play a lot back then. They were nice looking but, back then, I was nice looking (not so anymore) so I had plenty to work with. After a gig opening for Molly Hatchett, guess who was backstage? Anyway, I wound up in their Ford Escort later with a bottle of Southern Comfort and we all start talking and this is when I findout that they were Mom/Daughter. I'll censor the next part. We go to a Holiday Inn. Rest of the story censored. Thats the best I can do, bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted December 8, 2006 Members Share Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by DevilRaysFan OK - The PG version - Two girls, who I originally thought were sisters, would come see my band play a lot back then. They were nice looking but, back then, I was nice looking (not so anymore) so I had plenty to work with. After a gig opening for Molly Hatchett, guess who was backstage? Anyway, I wound up in their Ford Escort later with a bottle of Southern Comfort and we all start talking and this is when I findout that they were Mom/Daughter. I'll censor the next part. We go to a Holiday Inn. Rest of the story censored. Thats the best I can do, bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thunderpants Posted December 18, 2006 Members Share Posted December 18, 2006 "quickest pimpin' I've ever done" hope you got your shots man. "this is when I findout that they were Mom/Daughter" whut they didn't tell you is you was adopted out and they is yer mom and sister. ha ha, hope you enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SaltyDogg Posted December 18, 2006 Members Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by DevilRaysFan OK - The PG version - Two girls, who I originally thought were sisters, would come see my band play a lot back then. They were nice looking but, back then, I was nice looking (not so anymore) so I had plenty to work with. After a gig opening for Molly Hatchett, guess who was backstage? Anyway, I wound up in their Ford Escort later with a bottle of Southern Comfort and we all start talking and this is when I findout that they were Mom/Daughter. I'll censor the next part. We go to a Holiday Inn. Rest of the story censored. Thats the best I can do, bro Bizarre. I guess the old lady was just showing her kid some tricks. Afterall if they're so close in age why not? Just don't tell me they made out with each other. If I were in your shoes and that started happening, I would probably puke. Edit: I would puke the morning after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted December 18, 2006 Members Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by SaltyDogg Bizarre. I guess the old lady was just showing her kid some tricks. Afterall if they're so close in age why not? Just don't tell me they made out with each other. If I were in your shoes and that started happening, I would probably puke. Edit: I would puke the morning after. Not me, but I guess I'm just nasty that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted December 22, 2006 Members Share Posted December 22, 2006 Originally posted by MrKnobs Disclaimers, Notice of Copyright, and Acknowledgements The preceding story is copyrighted by the author and all rights are reserved except as noted below. Today, September 15th, 2005 is the effective date of first publication and express permission is granted to the owners of Harmony Central Forums to maintain or delete the work from public display at their discretion. It may not be reprinted or displayed in whole or part for profit, nor may it be reprinted or displayed on any media without charge unless proper attribution is given along with prior notice to the author. The story itself is based on true events, but is primarily a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters herein to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. At least I hope everyone will believe that. Very special thanks are extended to Lee Flier, Scott Lehman, and the owners of Harmony Central for allowing me to use their forum for first publication of this work. The the person known here as "Brikus," many thanks for the French translation at the end. You have no idea how important that small kindness will be to someone. And of course much appreciation for all the kind words of encouragement from various forum members. I'm not a writer, I'm just a man going through a transition in life who needed to get something off his chest. Thanks for reading. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted December 22, 2006 Members Share Posted December 22, 2006 Originally posted by SaltyDogg Just don't tell me they made out with each other. That was the "banjo part" I was referring to previously.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fishmanrod Posted December 22, 2006 Members Share Posted December 22, 2006 I have no groupie stories. Married 21 years, never strayed. don't even go to strip clubs, it upsets her. I'm cool with that. How boring is that? But I have no trouble looking at myself in the mirror in the morning, ever. Seen a few pretty hot girls at gigs though, and it blows me away they thing showing their boobies to the band is fun. What is up with that?......I mean, I would not dangle the package when I went to see a female performer. Hey, is that a tread? Female forumites care to comment? Who has more fun than musicians? Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted December 22, 2006 Members Share Posted December 22, 2006 Originally posted by fishmanrod I have no groupie stories. Married 21 years, never strayed. don't even go to strip clubs, it upsets her. I'm cool with that. How boring is that? But I have no trouble looking at myself in the mirror in the morning, ever. Seen a few pretty hot girls at gigs though, and it blows me away they thing showing their boobies to the band is fun. What is up with that?......I mean, I would not dangle the package when I went to see a female performer. Hey, is that a tread? Female forumites care to comment? Who has more fun than musicians? Cheers! The people on stage want to see something big. That's why it works for the female flashers and not you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted January 11, 2007 Moderators Share Posted January 11, 2007 Wow, 17,000+ views on this thread. I always wondered what the number was. Yay for HC web programmers, that was quick and (apparently) painless! Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hamhand Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Wow, I stuck it out to the end. Terry, good writing, though I'm not sure whether it was alot of fabrication, or there was a ghost writer helping. It started reading like a Macdonald detective novel. I really like the philosophical answers to others you started handing out, they got pretty entertaining. If it was ALL you, you have skills. Definitely a record to stand forever with 50 pages of posts. Thanks to the others that contributed too. Now I'll go back to the regular programming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted January 17, 2007 Moderators Share Posted January 17, 2007 Originally Posted by Hamhand Wow, I stuck it out to the end. Terry, good writing, though I'm not sure whether it was alot of fabrication, or there was a ghost writer helping. It started reading like a Macdonald detective novel. I really like the philosophical answers to others you started handing out, they got pretty entertaining. If it was ALL you, you have skills. Definitely a record to stand forever with 50 pages of posts. Thanks to the others that contributed too. Now I'll go back to the regular programming. Thanks! I wrote all that right after I retired from the university and had to stay out a mandatory 30 days before being rehired as a consultant. I have to write a lot at work and I guess I was detoxing here. What you have just read is a retelling of actual events that happened to me over 9 months in 1983, to the best of my recollection. I could not make up such a story, I lack the imagination. The dialogue, of course, is approximate - my memory is not that good. Thanks for reading! Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tequila_titan Posted January 18, 2007 Members Share Posted January 18, 2007 A woman who was eye-ballin' me all night took my money that was sitting on a table when we got paid and when I said, "Excuse me, can I have my cash?", she said. "You gotta earn it", so I went to her house, screwed the livin' {censored} out of her, she gave me back my money and I went home. I also {censored}ed a girl just because of the size of her tits. They were glorious, I still think about them from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J.Paul Posted January 20, 2007 Members Share Posted January 20, 2007 see MetalSludge.tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SaltyDogg Posted January 21, 2007 Members Share Posted January 21, 2007 Originally Posted by tequila_titan A woman who was eye-ballin' me all night took my money that was sitting on a table when we got paid and when I said, "Excuse me, can I have my cash?", she said. "You gotta earn it", so I went to her house, screwed the livin' {censored} out of her, she gave me back my money and I went home. I also {censored}ed a girl just because of the size of her tits. They were glorious, I still think about them from time to time. Time for me to start playing out and leaving my money on tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Delle_Rose Posted January 21, 2007 Members Share Posted January 21, 2007 Once a friend and I were playing on Haight St. A group of really pretty hipster girls were watching us from across the street. When my friend walked away for a "quick break" (presumably to buy pot, as the Haight experience was new to him), one of the girls sat next to me and said "That's pretty". No response from me. "I like your outfit". I said "I do, too" and accidentally gave my patented annoyed-sneer then continued playing (it wasn't intentional - I just always come across as a snob). She looked embarassed and a little sad and walked away. The point of this? I'm way too snobby/disgruntled for groupies... even "groupies" who have too much self-worth and tact to be groupies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted January 21, 2007 Members Share Posted January 21, 2007 Originally Posted by Delle_Rose The point of this? I'm way too snobby/disgruntled for groupies... even "groupies" who have too much self-worth and tact to be groupies. Snobby/disgruntled?...You came off like an asshole. Maybe she really liked your music and just wanted to pay you a compliment, and wanted to know what you were about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Delle_Rose Posted January 21, 2007 Members Share Posted January 21, 2007 Originally Posted by cooterbrown Snobby/disgruntled?...You came off like an asshole. Maybe she really liked your music and just wanted to pay you a compliment, and wanted to know what you were about? Snobby... disgruntled... asshole... same thing. Well... see, I'm shy, so my natural tendency when ANYONE talks to me is to blush and smile like an idiot and nod when I'm asked a direct question. So circa highschool, I adopted fake snobbery to compensate... problem is, while people who know me expect it and realise its a joke, people I just meet don't. So yeah. And considering she was watching us from across the street (where you couldn't hear us), and talked to me once my friend left, and since I'm half girl (my girlfriend will back me up on this) and therefore understand girl-speak (coz I use it, too... I always sucked at being a guy)... Many other such occurances, too... I just used this one as an example because I really WAS wearing a great outfit that day (light blue jacket, princess cut with a very tasteful embroidered floral print, wine colored t-shirt with an Alphonse Mucha design, creme colored Katharine Hepburn pants... very beautiful, really). (see... I'm a snob) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmetal Posted January 22, 2007 Members Share Posted January 22, 2007 Originally Posted by Delle_Rose Snobby... disgruntled... asshole... same thing. Well... see, I'm shy, so my natural tendency when ANYONE talks to me is to blush and smile like an idiot and nod when I'm asked a direct question. So circa highschool, I adopted fake snobbery to compensate... problem is, while people who know me expect it and realise its a joke, people I just meet don't. So yeah. And considering she was watching us from across the street (where you couldn't hear us), and talked to me once my friend left, and since I'm half girl (my girlfriend will back me up on this) and therefore understand girl-speak (coz I use it, too... I always sucked at being a guy)... Many other such occurances, too... I just used this one as an example because I really WAS wearing a great outfit that day (light blue jacket, princess cut with a very tasteful embroidered floral print, wine colored t-shirt with an Alphonse Mucha design, creme colored Katharine Hepburn pants... very beautiful, really). (see... I'm a snob) HUH?!?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zurich17 Posted January 22, 2007 Members Share Posted January 22, 2007 Terry - I've just finished #IX. Not being a rockstar myself, but pretty much living the life I guess (one night stands, hotel rooms, drink, drugs; just without the regularly gigging band), I can actually relate to a lot of that. I know girls like Janis and Gail, and can see where you're coming from with the emotional damage and stuff; its weird thinking about what you've said and then seeing the same storylines evolve in our little London scene. One girl springs to mind actually - a friend of mine, really pretty, goes home with a different guy every week; we always thought she was just slutty, turns out she was hurt when she was younger and has never had an orgasm, so thinks the more guys she sleeps with will heighten her chance of coming. Anyway, I'll shut up and keep reading; good work though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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