Members DJMC Posted December 10, 2008 Members Share Posted December 10, 2008 I used to have a similar problem, until I bought a new smaller sub (only 23" tall), then lay a tablecloth over the top*--- the shorter height means its no longer a convenient drink stand!!! *tablecloth is there to prevent dwarfs from placing drinks on it.....hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IsildursBane Posted December 10, 2008 Members Share Posted December 10, 2008 ive seen doghouses with BIG BOLD YELLOW LETTER that clearly and obviously say NO DRINKS DO NOT PLACE YOUR DRINK HERE with drinks there. That didn't stop a woman at one show from trying to set her drink INSIDE my doghouse. (yes, the lid was closed, she was trying to put it in through the hole in the side). -Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Coaster Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 That didn't stop a woman at one show from trying to set her drink INSIDE my doghouse. (yes, the lid was closed, she was trying to put it in through the hole in the side).-Dan. good god. two weeks ago i had a drink spilled in a gl2200. a fight on a packed dance floor caused a major crowd surge that pushed back into foh. a girl in the back lost control of here drink and it landed right in the mixer. i was actually in fear of being crushed against the brick wall behind me but i was ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 6Imzadi Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 You were okay, but how about the mixer?!? Was there major surgery involved? Just what the hell are those spiky things? A kind of antenna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dboomer Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Tilt the cab so that the top is not level enough that no one will mistake it for a table top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 6Imzadi Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Tilt the cab so that the top is not level enough that no one will mistake it for a table top. In my case, that would put the DTH tops at a precarious position. Yikes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Coaster Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 mixer seems ok tilt it like madison cube garden? (10 pts for anyone who gets easy reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W. M. Hellinger Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Just what the hell are those spiky things? A kind of antenna? I believe the spiky things are anti-bird roosting doo-dads. They're typically affixed to things like street light arms or exposed rafters in open-air buildings where you don't want birds landing and pooping on whatever, or whomever is below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Al Poulin Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Piece of white carpet full of pubic and/or chest hair on top of the sub(s). Not too many people would want to put their drinks on that. Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Coaster Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 why? whats wrong with the carpet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W. M. Hellinger Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 How about some self acctuating pyro device? Set the drink on the sub and the pyro device blows the drink to kingdom-come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Al Poulin Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 why? whats wrong with the carpet? It is cursed. And the pubic hair is full of bad karma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unalaska Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 You could rig up a drink-a-pult? Ooh, maybe something that has an arm that comes out and throws the drink at the person who set it down...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Al Poulin Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 How about some self acctuating pyro device? Set the drink on the sub and the pyro device blows the drink to kingdom-come. What did the drink ever do to deserve this? And the glasses are rented! Didn't you hear the announcement? You probably didn't even look under your chair earlier, that's why your table still has the centrepiece on it. Are you not paying attention at all? B17, they just called B17... Why are you not marking that number on your card? Your dabber's right there. Hello? Anyone? Where was I going with this again? Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's day everyone! Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W. M. Hellinger Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Well this whole thread reeks of rank amateurs. Dance floor patron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarharv52 Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Just say thanks , and put it over by your drink. If it's a shot, then well I know what I would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 6Imzadi Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Piece of white carpet full of pubic and/or chest hair on top of the sub(s). Not too many people would want to put their drinks on that. Al Or some fake vomit perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W. M. Hellinger Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Or some fake vomit perhaps. How about litter the top of the sub with fake dogturds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigMac5 Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Perfect! I had problems with people using my subs as chairs also, this will keep them off my subs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Al Poulin Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Or some fake vomit perhaps. How about some pubic hair covered fake vomit surrounded by dog turds on a white piece of cursed carpet full of bad karma? ....And a partridge in a pear tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 6Imzadi Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 How about some pubic hair covered fake vomit surrounded by dog turds on a white piece of cursed carpet full of bad karma? ....And a partridge in a pear tree. That with the spikey things around the top edges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W. M. Hellinger Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 How about some pubic hair covered fake vomit surrounded by dog turds on a white piece of cursed carpet full of bad karma? ....And a partridge in a pear tree. And some pyro? And a lot of other drinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Al Poulin Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 That with the spikey things around the top edges? Sure. WE could call it the ''Anti-drink pyro pubic barfturd spike PRO'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Coaster Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 digidesign already sells something by that name....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twostone Posted December 11, 2008 Members Share Posted December 11, 2008 Here's a little thing I learned from Pat Travers bass player years ago using a longer instrument cable.You can use it like a bull whip works great to pop a drink out of someones hand takes practice plus you can included it in as part the act as Showmanship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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