Members kishjor Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 As Alex De Large once said. "Appy-Polly-Logies" Somone did mention a Clockwork Orange right? THough I think they were thinking of the scene in Seven (another great movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Faldoe Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Got any tips? This guy needs it bad. I would say he's going to hit 500lbs. within several weeks. He says he's normal, but I don't think so; here are some abnormal things I have observed him doing.:eek:Ordering 11 double cheeseburgers at McDonald's:eek:Eating 4 pieces of pizza at one time (one piece on top of another, two in each hand - a half of a pizza):eek:Pouring an entire bag of Double Stuff Oreo's into a large serving bowl, filling it with (whole:rolleyes:) milk, and eating it with a spoon.He says he doesn't want to lose weight because even if he was healthy, he wouldn't want to do any of the healthy-type things a normal person can do; like taking a walk, or playing frisbee, or tying both his shoes without having to catch his breath in between.I know that you musicians are the best source of advice on the internet.Come on; lay it on me. Wow thats bad. My bassist is overweight. He doesn't exercise and he smokes cigs. He is insecure for sure, knows he needs to loose weight. I don't know what to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankiej Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 how was A Clockwork Orange and whats it about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChaseA17 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Mod him for true GASTRIC bypass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Axe_34 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally Posted by shaun126 View PostThis...I was not expecting. This is the funniest thing I've read all week. I'm still laughing. Out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sapphireskiss Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Lose the weight and your dick will look bigger, how's that for some motivation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Exdeath Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Got any tips? This guy needs it bad. I would say he's going to hit 500lbs. within several weeks. He says he's normal, but I don't think so; here are some abnormal things I have observed him doing.:eek:Ordering 11 double cheeseburgers at McDonald's:eek:Eating 4 pieces of pizza at one time (one piece on top of another, two in each hand - a half of a pizza):eek:Pouring an entire bag of Double Stuff Oreo's into a large serving bowl, filling it with (whole:rolleyes:) milk, and eating it with a spoon.He says he doesn't want to lose weight because even if he was healthy, he wouldn't want to do any of the healthy-type things a normal person can do; like taking a walk, or playing frisbee, or tying both his shoes without having to catch his breath in between.I know that you musicians are the best source of advice on the internet.Come on; lay it on me. Get him stuck in an elevator for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members murch33 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Titty-{censored} him while he's sleeping. That'll learn 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pontius Pilate Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 Hey guys, just checking in from Guitar Jam...this has got to be the thread of the week Viper Jazz- not sure if this is real or not, but when you eat 11 DOUBLE cheeseburgers at a time, or 4 slices of pizza in one shot, that's not "eating when you're stressed". That's flat out addiction (not to mention disgusting). Get some help and stop making excuses. Even if your friend drinks a lot of soda, that doesn't have anything to do with YOUR situation.However, the Oreos thing sounds delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike.sartori Posted April 30, 2008 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 I'm surprised at the number of people who actually believe that viper jazz is the fat guy! (he may be fat, but he's not the fat guy I am talking about.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theManfromAlabam Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 Very sad...I'm twenty pounds overweight and feel like {censored}, I can't imagine how that dude must feel...how the {censored} does his heart take it:confused: I wish him the best...get involved and help him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kyrreca Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 This thread is amusing.And I'm surprised no one has used this emoticon yet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Axe_34 Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 I'm surprised at the number of people who actually believe that viper jazz is the fat guy!(he may be fat, but he's not the fat guy I am talking about.) Being a Sox fan, I somehow envision Manny actually posting your posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoneStarGuitar Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 did you try hitting him? like Se7en style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoneStarGuitar Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 I didn't realize that anyone on this board was more than 160lb.... everyone seems to be skinny 16-24 year olds.... 28 yo and 225 here. 6'1" though and have quite the physical job though. I still feel like a fatass at times however.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kikaruu Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 I didn't realize that anyone on this board was more than 160lb.... everyone seems to be skinny 16-24 year olds.... I'm 14, and 130 lb. 2 yrs shy, and 30 lbs under. Ergo, I cannot compete in featherweight posting. So I watch. Seriously Kyrecca, you didn't notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Exdeath Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 19, 180lbs, 5'11". I look fine, but I have a self-image problem, so I want to cut that down to like 160. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thatmullingskid Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 this is what trolling should be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members josh27 Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 Great thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike.sartori Posted April 30, 2008 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 Being a Sox fan, I somehow envision Manny actually posting your posts. So do I! Thats how you know you are a real bad man:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members starsailor803 Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 Point out he is just confirming our European stereotype of Americans.Is this what comes to mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 I didn't know fat people played guitar... EDIT: Oh wait, there's Yngwie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Coma Larkin Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 I'm surprised at the number of people who actually believe that viper jazz is the fat guy!(he may be fat, but he's not the fat guy I am talking about.) This thread could have been legendary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gusvolta Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 This thread could have been legendary...i was laughing so hard, and he goes and says that thing, please tell me you are the fat guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SUPER VELCROBOY Posted April 30, 2008 Members Share Posted April 30, 2008 at 500 lbs, he is classified as dangerously morbidly obese, and would qualify for surgery if he can pass a psychiatric evaluation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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