Members mike.sartori Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Got any tips? This guy needs it bad. I would say he's going to hit 500lbs. within several weeks. He says he's normal, but I don't think so; here are some abnormal things I have observed him doing. :eek:Ordering 11 double cheeseburgers at McDonald's:eek:Eating 4 pieces of pizza at one time (one piece on top of another, two in each hand - a half of a pizza):eek:Pouring an entire bag of Double Stuff Oreo's into a large serving bowl, filling it with (whole:rolleyes:) milk, and eating it with a spoon. He says he doesn't want to lose weight because even if he was healthy, he wouldn't want to do any of the healthy-type things a normal person can do; like taking a walk, or playing frisbee, or tying both his shoes without having to catch his breath in between. I know that you musicians are the best source of advice on the internet.Come on; lay it on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pbone Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members junior4 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 oh man thats horrible...the things you mentioned that he eats is like eating one of me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belt Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 wow. best advice = don't challenge him to an eating contest.2nd best = don't take diet tips from him3rd = take him out for walks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members miggy01 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 That oreo thing sounds like a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Your friend has some serious human values problems. My bet would be that he was abused by people whom exhibited the traits he loathes. I would also think that when you're up to your neck in a big problem (no pun intended), it's easier to rationalize your behavior than try to change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jake.lind Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Pouring an entire bag of Double Stuff Oreo's into a large serving bowl, filling it with (whole:rolleyes:) milk, and eating it with a spoon. This sounds like the most delicious dish ever. Maybe you should pick up some of his recipes. But seriously, tie him up in a basement somewhere and either just give him water to survive or clockwork orange him. It worked in that one movie, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChaseA17 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Tell him to look into bariatric surgery Give him a run down of the serious health risks of morbid obesity, such as having him prick his finger and give himself injections everyday like he will when he becomes diabetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pbone Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 best advice = get all your advice from the internet. fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members murch33 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 You sit him down and say "All right, now look Weems...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 :eek:Ordering 11 double cheeseburgers at McDonald'sDid he eat them all?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belt Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jake.lind Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 I would also think that when you're up to your neck in a big problem (no pun intended). I don't know why you think it was a pun. He likely doesn't have a neck to begin with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members miggy01 Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Somebody said burn him for fuel and then deleted their post I seriously think that oreo thing sounds {censored}ing delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankiej Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 did you try hitting him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clorox Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 burn him for fuel? Please don't ban me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Tell him about his carbon footprint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jake.lind Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Oh, and one more thing, pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belt Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Oh, and one more thing, clothed pics? fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clorox Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 fixed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Doom Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 I was a fat kid.... then I decided to get super skinny. I think that was a good move. Now I'm just thin.... I admit... I lol'd at some of the dietary things.... The pizza thing is obscene. It's tough. Some people change. Other people don't. If he's given up on his life, then he's done. If he cares, you can convince him to get his {censored} together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dacat Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 He needs to see a shrink, no pun intended. If I was to commit suicide, his way does seem pretty fun, at least for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike.sartori Posted April 29, 2008 Author Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 I was a fat kid.... then I decided to get super skinny. I think that was a good move. Now I'm just thin....I admit... I lol'd at some of the dietary things.... The pizza thing is obscene.It's tough. Some people change. Other people don't. If he's given up on his life, then he's done. If he cares, you can convince him to get his {censored} together. Well, I think he's just trying to be a success in other areas of his life, and ignore the weight. He's really career driven, and he just got a huge promotion, but it definitely seems like that's made him even more lax physically, and nutritionally. Should I stop calling him Fatty McFat-Fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jake.lind Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 fixed But that wasn't what I was asking for! :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankiej Posted April 29, 2008 Members Share Posted April 29, 2008 Well, I think he's just trying to be a success in other areas of his life, and ignore the weight. He's really career driven, and he just got a huge promotion, but it definitely seems like that's made him even more lax physically, and nutritionally. Should I stop calling him Fatty McFat-Fat? image is part of most peoples profession. I know in the business world you have to maintain a professional look. Question: Can a 500 lb person even like walk or function? Let alone fit through a door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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