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From the eggplant parm sub I had for lunch. Greasy and delcious, but waaaayy too much food since I've been relatively healthy all week. But I was asking people at work about good Italian restaurants to take my parents to, and I just started craving an eggplant parm sub (not the salad I brought). I'm not sure how I'm gonna make it sitting here for 4 more hours!

 

Anyone else have something good for lunch?

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banana

 

 

Oh crap, that reminds me I have some at home that are on their last legs. It was my idea to get them, but I keep forgetting to eat 'em so the wife is getting mad - we don't like to waste food.

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Oh crap, that reminds me I have some at home that are on their last legs. It was my idea to get them, but I keep forgetting to eat 'em so the wife is getting mad - we don't like to waste food.

 

 

I think Im sophisticated

cos Im living my life like a good homosapien

But all around me everybodys multiplying

Till theyre walking round like flies man

So Im no better than the animals sitting in their cages

In the zoo man

cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees

I am an ape man

I think Im so educated and Im so civilized

cos Im a strict vegetarian

But with the over-population and inflation and starvation

And the crazy politicians

I dont feel safe in this world no more

I dont want to die in a nuclear war

I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man

Im an ape man, Im an ape ape man

Im an ape man Im a king kong man Im ape ape man

Im an ape man

cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky

Compared to the clouds as they roll by

Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies

I am an ape man

In mans evolution he has created the cities and

The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance

And Id be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle

cos the only time that I feel at ease

Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree

Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man

Im an ape, Im an ape ape man, Im an ape man

Im a king kong man, Im a voo-doo man

Im an ape man

I look out my window, but I cant see the sky

cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes

I want to get out of this city alive

And make like an ape man

Come and love me, be my ape man girl

And we will be so happy in my ape man world

Im an ape man, Im an ape ape man, Im an ape man

Im a king kong man, Im a voo-doo man

Im an ape man

Ill be your tarzan, youll be my jane

Ill keep you warm and youll keep me sane

And well sit in the trees and eat bananas all day

Just like an ape man

Im an ape man, Im an ape ape man, Im an ape man

Im a king kong man, Im a voo-doo man

Im an ape man.

I dont feel safe in this world no more

I dont want to die in a nuclear war

I want to sail away to a distant shore

And make like an ape man.

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Pizza hut buffet. Biggest mistake of the week.

 

 

Oh, man, I love that buffet! I haven't had that in a long time. The gym I go to is right next to a Pizza Hut. Such a cruel joke! I go after work so by the time I get out of there I'm pretty friggin' hungry and the first thing I smell once I leave the gym is Pizza Hut. At least tonight, it shouldn't interest me too much do to the aforementioned sub.

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