Members mrweems Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 first. She has her shirt on backwards, and then magically doesn't. Second. He looks about 20 years older in his mug shot than he does in the commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members monkeyland Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 first. She has her shirt on backwards, and then magically doesn't.Second. He looks about 20 years older in his mug shot than he does in the commercial. according to the smoking gun article those are two different mug shots. one from 2005 and one from 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MakuseruSukotto Posted March 28, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 first. She has her shirt on backwards, and then magically doesn't.Second. He looks about 20 years older in his mug shot than he does in the commercial. I doubt The Smoking Gun is making up articles. And im sure he looks older due to the whole getting his ass kicked by a hooker thing. They have all the arrest documents too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrweems Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 i'm not saying they are false. and that could be two different mug shots on the woman. the second one she is smiling. the first she looks like {censored}. and ol dude. ever heard of a meth addiction? he just looks extremely cracked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Didn't he have a stroke last year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pedalboard Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 police report says they found 930 dollars in 20s. Math fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SonicVI Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 I'd preferred to have seen this one beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cobalt-60 Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Wow. Well, if she really wouldn't release his tongue, and he wasn't abusing her in some way, I can't really blame him. I don't care if they're a man or a woman, if somebody tries to tear your tongue out, you punch them in the face. Chivalry 'ant worth a speech impediment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Self Defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 police report says they found 930 dollars in 20s. Math fail.Didn't he claim he paid her $1,000.00? Either she found a way to spend some of it really fast, or she gave Vince a discount.But...She wanted a tip......of his tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Secret Seasons Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Sham-DOH and yeah... why couldn't it have been billy mays. i was really looking forward to what kind of crazy salesmanship we'd see out of 'ol vince next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stella Joop Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 SIIHP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Didn't he claim he paid her $1,000.00? $70 worth of booze to keep herself from puking while she {censored}ed him. Then the plan changed, clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cobalt-60 Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 She wanted a tip... of his tongue. HE'S ON FIRE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BP90 Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Phil is drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I'm not drunk. I rarely drink. I'm drinking a root beer at the moment. (Cue "lightweight" comments. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BP90 Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 no lightweight comments here... I quit drinking Jan 31 of 2008. I dont even drink on my bday. Which was today BTW. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Happy birthday Brian! :phil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jules-RM Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 I Muhahahahha'ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TravvyBear Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 no lightweight comments here... I quit drinking Jan 31 of 2008. I dont even drink on my bday. Which was today BTW. lol Happy Birthday. Celebrate, with alcohol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noise... Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 I lol'd. Then I saw the "IS THAT {censored}ING SHAMWOW?!" pic, and literally burst out laughing. SAVED FOR LATER USE. One, beating up a hooker is so cliche. I mean, it's the crazy slapchop guy here. What's he in the news for? Beating up a hooker. Who cares. It happens. This is the shamwow guy, and we expect more outrageous things from him. But no. He is just the boring tuna in this story. Two, she apparently did not love his nuts. And three, he looks like {censored} in the mugshot. He should shamwow away some of that creepy "I LIVE IN A VAN" look. Sidenote, I didn't know both of his eyes opened the same amount. You learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 SAVED FOR LATER USE. I could see that overtaking "spam" pics as the most popular response to spambot posts, web-wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Severed Pumpkin Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Wonder if he brought a Shamwow with him to absorb the sex mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T Stre Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Dude phil is on a roll tonight...in that BoR spam thread he locked I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wilsoneffectsll Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Maybe he got upset because she didn't say "wow" every time. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Good one Phil!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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