Members dZjupp Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 Its driving me mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H.R. Shove and Stuff Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 Isn't your mulch outside? Who cares if the cats poop outside? You could give it a punt when it is about to go and scream as loud as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 small dose of lead applied at 1200 fps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dZjupp Posted June 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 Isn't your mulch outside? Who cares if the cats poop outside? You could give it a punt when it is about to go and scream as loud as possible. how dare you sir! you cat violater, i'm reporting you to the authorities!I would never harm an animal. (for real though, i made a comment a few years back about mistreating animals and some dude pm'd me saying he was going to call the authorities in my area) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crxsh Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 Put the cat under one or more of the wheels on your car or the car of someone you know. {censored}er won't {censored} in your mulch anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H.R. Shove and Stuff Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 how dare you sir! you cat violater, i'm reporting you to the authorities! I would never harm an animal. (for real though, i made a comment a few years back about mistreating animals and some dude pm'd me saying he was going to call the authorities in my area) Disciplining animals is no different than spanking your children, however now some people are having problems with that When I see my cat about to plop a squat, I run and scream at it. If it doesn't move, I move it with my foot. I don't kick it across the room or anything, just enough so it gets the point that it will not be using anything besides the litter box or outside for it's bathroom. Of course, she knows now and does not do it to my knowledge. Yet, she still loves me unconditionally. Cats and dogs are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Let It Burn... Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 Put the cat under one or more of the wheels on your car or the car of someone you know. {censored}er won't {censored} in your mulch anymore. no but he'll be scraped out all over your driveway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H.R. Shove and Stuff Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 Or you could just get a squirt bottle and chase it around spraying it with water. Then all you have to do grab it and the cat will run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dZjupp Posted June 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 small dose of lead applied at 1200 fps how dare you sir! you cat violater, i'm reporting you to the authorities! I would never harm an animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H.R. Shove and Stuff Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 small dose of lead applied at 1200 fps frames per seconds?first person shooter?feet per square....figgy piggy sousaphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dZjupp Posted June 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 Disciplining animals is no different than spanking your children, however now some people are having problems with that When I see my cat about to plop a squat, I run and scream at it. If it doesn't move, I move it with my foot. I don't kick it across the room or anything, just enough so it gets the point that it will not be using anything besides the litter box or outside for it's bathroom. Of course, she knows now and does not do it to my knowledge. Yet, she still loves me unconditionally. Cats and dogs are awesome. i try that, but am not home enough to enforce, thanks for the comments. it wouldn't be that big of a deal but the only place they {censored} now is right next to the mulch area by our door, so everytime we walk into or out of the house we are greeted by a huge whif of cat {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jerry_L Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 How to Keep Stray Cats Out of your Yard Read more: How to Keep Stray Cats Out of your Yard | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4470930_keep-stray-cats-out-yard.html#ixzz0sMeJCmp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H.R. Shove and Stuff Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 i try that, but am not home enough to enforce, thanks for the comments. it wouldn't be that big of a deal but the only place they {censored} now is right next to the mulch area by our door, so everytime we walk into or out of the house we are greeted by a huge whif of cat {censored}. Haha oh, yeah that would suck. Maybe try fencing it off for a while? That would probably look pretty bad/stupid. Maybe put up an electric fence. I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dZjupp Posted June 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 How to Keep Stray Cats Out of your YardRead more: How to Keep Stray Cats Out of your Yard | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4470930_keep-stray-cats-out-yard.html#ixzz0sMeJCmp3 thanks, i'll try step 8:Brew some coffee, enjoy a cup but do not throw away the grounds. Sprinkle coffee grounds in your yard and flowerbeds. Not only does coffee repel cats, it also keeps the raccoons, slugs and snails away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dZjupp Posted June 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 You know one thing that wasn't listed was to build a Chinese food restaurant in your backyard..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Instrospection Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 i try that, but am not home enough to enforce, thanks for the comments. it wouldn't be that big of a deal but the only place they {censored} now is right next to the mulch area by our door, so everytime we walk into or out of the house we are greeted by a huge whif of cat {censored}. Hahaaa. That's hilarious. Cats are weird people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members big_cat Posted June 30, 2010 Members Share Posted June 30, 2010 just spray some cougar piss around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Monkeybot Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 Stuff like fox urine is available if you look for it. Don't know if it works, but cat poop in mulch isn't necessarily a fun thing. I had a girlfriend who got seriously sick (took her 6 months to get well) for no real apparent single reason. The most likely candidate was the fact that the woman behind us had a million (seriously - a million - we counted them) cats that frequently made deposits in our garden. She (girlfriend) was out there digging every day - Got an infection that nearly killed her (very scary and unfunny). We were never sure where she picked it up, but our garden was the biggest, prettiest catbox ever that summer. You can keep cats away with stuff like fox (or wolf) urine. I've heard that it works. Cat poop ain't nice. at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stratmaster458 Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 cyanide in the mulch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 my abnormal psych teacher said she conditioned a cat not to go near the fence by sitting out there for a while with a garden hose. Every time the cat got near the fence she would blast him with the water hose. The cat is now conditioned not to go near the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VanHalen Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 Put the cat under one or more of the wheels on your car or the car of someone you know. {censored}er won't {censored} in your mulch anymore. +1 Then get a dog - they are much more enjoyable. After owning a dog, you will think that owning a cat sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 Cats don't like citrus, so plant a little lemon tree near by. There are probably other herbs and plants that cats dont dig too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boytbpc Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 I love cats, but hate it when they ruin my {censored}. The applicable solutions to your problem is barb-wire. Simple make a small frame that fits over your mulch pile, and run some strands of barb wire across it. If you want it to look beautiful, you can use rose bush branches (which is what we do for our plants). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VanHalen Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 If you have a cat, I encourage you to throw it off of an overpass on the highway. Replace it with a good dog, and you will be much happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrweems Posted July 1, 2010 Members Share Posted July 1, 2010 get rid of the cat. and get one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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