Members potaetoes Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Biz Markie I heard on the radio this morning that they found a roach in his ashtray so that's all they've got to charge him with possession. I suppose he'll get a ticket for running the stop sign. He might get fined for possession. Either way it should inspire a song. a song..."the sounds of sirens"hello officer my old friendi see you've pulled me over againi swear i stopped you are mistaaaakenmy foot was on the pedal braaaaakin'and my car did come to a full and complete stopold pal copbut now i'm listenin' to the soundsof sirens. what's that you ask in my ashtray?just a cigarette i stowed awayoh no it's green and you have caught me redi should have stayed at home and smoked in bedand now the buzz in my head is really fading fasti'm being harrassedand i'm listenin'to the soundsof sirens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Biz Markie Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by potaetoes a song... "the sounds of sirens" hello officer my old friend i see you've pulled me over again i swear i stopped you are mistaaaaken my foot was on the pedal braaaaakin' and my car did come to a full and complete stop old pal cop but now i'm listenin' to the sounds of sirens. what's that you ask in my ashtray? just a cigarette i stowed away oh no it's green and you have caught me red i should have stayed at home and smoked in bed and now the buzz in my head is really fading fast i'm being harrassed and i'm listenin' to the sounds of sirens. man....that was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members corso Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by cloudnine Fine, but on the majority of people, it makes them unable to do anything that requires much brainpower when high and over time does damage and yes, is a gateway drug. Bull{censored}, it's tobacco and alcohol....truth be told, sugar is the real gateway drug. Or Coke. The soda, not the blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members corso Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Mesaholic Wow, he got a ticket. How wild. In Texas, you would be pulled out of the car, cuffed, taken to jail and processed. Your car would be impounded and you would have to pay to get it back. Depending on the size of the stash you were carrying, the DA could move to seize the car and sell it. New Yawkas you got it pretty easy up there. Liberals. In Nevada any amount used to be a felony. A seed under your floor mat, a roach, a FELONY. Then somebody asked why Nevada had one of the lowest arrest rates for pot, and people said, "Becausethe tough laws work." But after a study was done, it was found that cops weren't busting people for simple posession. They didn't want to screw up some 17 year old's life with a felony record for having a joint, they'd take it away and let you go. It happened to me, and to a couple of my friends. They actually complimented us on the quality. I think they were gonna smoke it. So anyway, the Legislature actually downgraded it so the cops would start writing misdemeanor posession tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AgentOrange Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Mesaholic Wow, he got a ticket. How wild. In Texas, you would be pulled out of the car, cuffed, taken to jail and processed. Your car would be impounded and you would have to pay to get it back. Depending on the size of the stash you were carrying, the DA could move to seize the car and sell it. New Yawkas you got it pretty easy up there. thats {censored}ed up! Were pretty lax over here, friends of mine on 2 seperate occations got caught with an ounce in one case and 2 in the other and just got cautions which will be removed from thier records in 3 months. I cant imagine getting arrested or having my stuff siezed for a joint! Every time they move towards decriminalisation, the old farts start to grumble, so they never do it. I never understood why they dont just legalise it. They would get a bunch of money from tax, tourism would increase and they would cut a source of income from drug dealers and many would be out of a 'job'. Education is important, but so many lies have been spread about it, its quite funny to see what makes up the publics accepted knowledge these days, most of it utter bollocks. James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JamesPeters Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Dave Owens yes..Im a lazy american.I eat to much.I drive a big car.Im sure if you look hard enought.. I make mistakes on all my posts.( such is life.).. I make mistakes too. I seem to spell "success" correctly about 50% of the time, ironically. I'm just saying if you think it's a mistake, it doesn't take long to check. Putting the "(sp)" there just draws attention to the fact you know it's wrong but won't do anything about it. The extra effort of adding "(sp)" seems silly. If you don't really think it's a mistake or you don't care, that's not so bad either (unless your writing becomes nearly unintelligible). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by cloudnine Fine, but on the majority of people, it makes them unable to do anything that requires much brainpower when high and over time does damage and yes, is a gateway drug. Have you ever even smoked weed before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members '63-Strat Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by telephant Have you ever even smoked weed before? Haven't you guys realized that cloudnine is one of the biggest dorks on this forum, yet? His posts are entertaining though in their own way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sty1es Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by telephant Have you ever even smoked weed before? Obviously not :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AgentOrange Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Id just loved to have heard his excuses. Its not weed its 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary or Thyyyyyyymmmmee' James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members musicdog400 Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 When I was in college years ago, our band had a constant supply of good weed, because our lead singer was a sherrif's deputy. I am NOT making this up. I had the sense, or fear, to draw the line with weed and leave the other stuff alone. Just wait, it will be legalized. All you have to do is look at the way things are trending. I think it should be de-criminalized, as do most. And I say this having watched a family member go thru years of heroin addiction, and finally recover. Suffering from addiction and watching a family member are both pretty accurate definitions of hell. I think one's time is better spent tuning in with meditation, than intoxicating ones' self. But making a felon out of someone with a roach is ridiculous and a waste of justice system resources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tarrant Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 If I did not smoke pot, I would be amongst the millions becoming addicted to antidepressants. Not something I want to be involved with, they often do more harm then good. And that my friends is why it will never be decriminalized or legalized. The drug industry can't control it, as long as they can convince you that you NEED to be on pills that are legal and sometimes risky (read Vioxx) they'll do everything they can. I didn't used to feel that way until I went to the doctor this summer at the age of 23 and a little over weight had my cholesterol taken it was a little on the high side, but instead of suggesting a change in diet or excercise my doctor wrote me out a prescription for lipitor, and told me I needed to take it the rest of my life to keep my cholesterol in check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Zakko This article is terribly written. Was he arrested or ticketed?! Probably ticketed...Everyone knows that ever since he broke with Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel can't get arrested thee days.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dave Owens Posted September 1, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by JamesPeters I make mistakes too. I seem to spell "success" correctly about 50% of the time, ironically. I'm just saying if you think it's a mistake, it doesn't take long to check. Putting the "(sp)" there just draws attention to the fact you know it's wrong but won't do anything about it. The extra effort of adding "(sp)" seems silly. If you don't really think it's a mistake or you don't care, that's not so bad either (unless your writing becomes nearly unintelligible). I flunked typing , no joke.I bought a computer 12 years ago and went into business.I had no idea how to run one and I knew I couldnt type very well.good idea huh..???..When I want to put something together right.I use Microsoft word with spell check..works fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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