Members Negative K3 fan Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 btw. he might just as well be a hoax (look at the pictures section etc.). if he's not it's just another disappointment in humanity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spewbag Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 I can't believe no one has commented on Joey's kick ass plywood desk!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EpiPaul03 Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 lol!!!! HAHAHA. Thanks for sharing! I needed a laugh. "Play at 3,000 miles per hour" "Did you catch that (serious close up), did you catch that?!" gotta love it. Reminds be of joe {censored}ing dirt with black hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sapphireskiss Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 He's a Hottie:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yngtchie Blacksteen Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 My favourite forumite by far, Joey Dahlia is everywhere, even on HC.I first ran into him in late '03 when he contacted me in some abandoned chat room. Asked me if I wanted to check out his 'toons', and I wondered if he was a cartoonist of some sort. Alas, he wasn't. He even joined my forum back when it was still active, and got into verbal fights with the other forumites after he had posted some of his lessons.One of the more colourful members of Chops From Hell. (Which makes me wonder, can anyone get their own column there?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 8, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 Originally posted by Yngtchie Blacksteen My favourite forumite by far, Joey Dahlia is everywhere, even on HC. what is his moniker here? One of the more colourful members of Chops From Hell. (Which makes me wonder, can anyone get their own column there?) IF Joey can, yes Anders, Anyone can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Hogester Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 He kicks my ass so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yngtchie Blacksteen Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 Originally posted by STEEL KAGE what is his moniker here? http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=61224 I should know, I gave him the link to the forum back when I first met him in that chatroom. Originally posted by STEEL KAGE IF Joey can, yes Anders, Anyone can Have you seen some of the vids on that site? Some of the worst slop I've ever seen, the fast examples don't even resemble the slow ones. When you don't have a proper picking technique, you shouldn't give others lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members m90guy Posted November 8, 2005 Members Share Posted November 8, 2005 OMG!!! I just got off from a grueling day at work, and this was just the sort of thing I needed. That has to be the worst playing I've ever seen/heard. It just amazing that there are people out there like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dreamspace Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 bump, that guy is priceless check out his forum, where he's the only one posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cockandball Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 :D :D :D whaaaaa...haaaaaaa.. hhaaaaaaaa.this ghey is wearing a watch!LOLOLOLOLOL.come on who is wearing a watch nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members adamquek Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 Originally posted by godofmetalguita How Often Should You Play DailyThe MythStandard 2 HRS a Day :2 Hrs -- 30 years pro4 Hrs -- 15 years pro6 hrs -- 7 years pro8 hrs -- 4 years pro (not fun)10 hrs -- 2 years pro (not fun, very upset stomach,)12 hrs -- 1 year pro (not fun ,expect to throw up)This is the first time you can see what the myth is doing for the guitar player.If you work,play 2 times a day more often. 4 hrs a day split in 2 shifts will do wonders.This is a video I did at 2 years.No fast scales, all improb, great form ,a full library of phrases.The guitar plays itself.Thats from his site. Who the hell has 12 hours a day to play guitar daily, or even 4. I play probably 4 hours a week...Funny stuff Erm. I play 4 hours a day sometimes.. it's not that abnormal for me. A couple of hours is probably the minimum. And no, I am not a full time musician. Playing wise Joey isn't all that impressive. But he seems to enjoy what he's doing and at least he's not teaching anything that I have picked up as "wrong" and he seems to have the basic theories down pat.. from the very little that I have seen. I myself am probably around that standard (give or take) and I do give guitar lessons. Though lord knows I would NEVER put out a video or make myself out to be a shredder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members P90DSL Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 Originally posted by Yngtchie Blacksteen http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=61224I should know, I gave him the link to the forum back when I first met him in that chatroom.Have you seen some of the vids on that site? Some of the worst slop I've ever seen, the fast examples don't even resemble the slow ones. When you don't have a proper picking technique, you shouldn't give others lessons. He's a guitar teacher ... so so ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 Originally posted by sapphireskiss He's a Hottie:freak: And hammered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted November 9, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 Originally posted by Bob Savage And hammered! No kidding!!! he said he used to be a boxer after listening to him Speak, Im inclined to believe him. he doesnt sound like he was very good!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members salvador Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 this thread just keeps on giving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shiny_Surface Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Craggin Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 Buy a bagel, get a free douchebag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Bone Posted November 10, 2005 Members Share Posted November 10, 2005 Originally posted by nwright "Did you catch that? Did you catch that?" Yeah, I did catch it unfortunately, and it was {censored}ing hilarious. Gotta love the Internet though. The land where spoiled teenagers can pass themselves off as songwriters (ala Ryan Perry) and 80's rejects can sell guitar lessons. Sure, I admit Joey has better technique than I do, but he sounds like an ass. Can the guy play an actual song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rustie Posted November 18, 2005 Members Share Posted November 18, 2005 I think it's sad that he's got some people paying for his lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Bone Posted November 18, 2005 Members Share Posted November 18, 2005 Hey, is this thread still going? Nice.Yeah, you better believe it's sad seeing people pay for Joey's mediocre lessons. The guy's a complete egomaniac, and I can just imagine what he must be like as a guitar teacher.His website has some of the most outlandish {censored} I've ever heard. So he's been compared to Johnson and Satriani, has he? By who? The guy's just {censored}ing delusional, if you ask me. Thanks again to Kage for posting that winner of a video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nateguitar Posted January 8, 2006 Members Share Posted January 8, 2006 He cut his pinky off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fancynapkin Posted January 8, 2006 Members Share Posted January 8, 2006 "In 2000 ,I wanted to write a book about 21'st century Diet and Weight Gain .I did just that. The book is called The Cheetah & the Lion,This is where it get's good,To really understand the human body I need'ed to gain fat,and alot of it.I knew of only 1 way ,I quit training and did something freaking crazy,I started to play guitar.Here she comes 4 months into playing guitar SEPTEMBER 11 2001 I did something I never done before,I was scared into recording music,I only play acoustic guitar the first 6-8 months" BAHAHA!http://65.254.79.230/cd1.wma This guy is awsome. I smell a cult figure. ha, I was looking at his Cd's, he has one called "The Tissue Box Very Soft Jazz" haha, is that his of a romantic night? soft jazz, a box of tissues and his moms sears catalog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Hogester Posted January 8, 2006 Members Share Posted January 8, 2006 I forgot how funny this thread was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Bone Posted January 8, 2006 Members Share Posted January 8, 2006 This thread is a real gem from last year. I love when people come up with this type of stuff. Check Joey's website. He claims that people have compared him to Satch, Johnson, etc.... Now that's delusional.Did you catch that? Did you catch that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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