Members ranalli Posted January 8, 2006 Members Share Posted January 8, 2006 "Before I hit record I asked GOD, To let me sound like MALSMSTEEN ,I work so hard on guitar for the last 4 months ,From that point on I was compared to him in my first year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Bone Posted January 8, 2006 Members Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by ranalli "Before I hit record I asked GOD, To let me sound like MALSMSTEEN ,I work so hard on guitar for the last 4 months ,From that point on I was compared to him in my first year." Yeah, that's comedy gold right there. Joey's definitely a legend in his own mind.But at least he's good for a laugh. Too bad he doesn't post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Bone Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Aineias Mocking those who are successful is at least compensated for that their success usually means they enjoy their lives. The "Fred Durst Shredding" thread is a good example. Durst is a hugely successful man in the music industry - so he's fair game. But this Joey guy is a little pathetic, so cut him some slack.I can see why you want to laugh at him, but maybe it's time to let this one sink now. Fred is also known to be one of the biggest asses in the music industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carl'sdead Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 So what. I can play the tapping part of Eruption with my penis. Sometimes I wrap it in aluminum foil and play Dicky;) Betts slide stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ed DeGenaro Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by carl'sdead So what. I can play the tapping part of Eruption with my penis. Sometimes I wrap it in aluminum foil and play Dicky;) Betts slide stuff. Now that is what I missed. Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Bone Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by carl'sdead So what. I can play the tapping part of Eruption with my penis. Sometimes I wrap it in aluminum foil and play Dicky;) Betts slide stuff. Now that's some serious technique. Did you practice that 12 hours a day, as recommended by the maestro? Check out Joey's website for practice tips guaranteed to turn you into a loser with no social life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carl'sdead Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Ed DeGenaro Now that is what I missed. Welcome. I can't understand what you're saying with that thick German accent. Maybe I should go watch some reruns of Hogan's Heroes and brush up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carl'sdead Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Tone Bone Now that's some serious technique. Did you practice that 12 hours a day, as recommended by the maestro? Check out Joey's website for practice tips guaranteed to turn you into a loser with no social life. I practice fifteen minutes at a time,or up to six hours with Viagra.My influences include Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Aunt Peg, and Ron Jeremy for the technical. I'm working on the solo to Beat It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snowman3000 Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by salvador he reminded me of garth from wayne's world. Oh f***!! Yeah!!! you're rightdid you catch that?! ahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mightyjoeyoungxnj Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 That guy is great...I feel it is only appropriate to give you all some serious Deja Vu from last year's thread.The rock music sensation: www.curciomusic.com-Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bendedavis Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage http://65.254.79.230/utellmjoey.wmv uh oh he got carried away in his suckiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mpdan Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 he HAS to be kidding. geeze. those videos are terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Inearthed Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 One of the best parody / gimmicks out there. Jeff K still reigns supreme, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Bone Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by mightyjoeyoungxnj That guy is great... I feel it is only appropriate to give you all some serious Deja Vu from last year's thread. The rock music sensation: www.curciomusic.com-Joe Oh god, Rick Curcio......"I killed myself..... at the rock show".Did anyone ever figure out what's the thing next to him in the picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ed DeGenaro Posted January 9, 2006 Members Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by carl'sdead I can't understand what you're saying with that thick German accent. Maybe I should go watch some reruns of Hogan's Heroes and brush up? Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joeydahlia Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Originally posted by STEEL KAGE I stubled across this Joey Dahlia Character a while back on the Line 6 forums and he was a laughing stock over there He goes on about being a virtuoso and after you see his lesson clips maybe youll have a different opinion. I dont know how he got on chops from hell but damn the dude is strange!!! heres a link; http://p066.ezboard.com/bthejoeydahliaschoolofmodernguitarand his website http://www.joeydahlia.com/Joey%20Dahlia's%20GUITAR%20SCHOOL.htm He used to speak about himself in the 3rd person, I got a kick out of that Ive never laughed so hard in my life, hes the Shred version of Ryan Parry!!! Kage hahahaWhat the hell is a third person anyway?cool thread:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rustie Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joeydahlia Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage And hammered! Hey I was fine as hell,I got alot of women in the 80's (hacksupaloogie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members p4vl Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 you better play more than 2 hrs Thank you, Joseph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joeydahlia Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Originally posted by p4vl Thank you, Joseph. Before me the standard was only 2 hrs a day... hahaha Thats Crazy thats why there were to many Guitar Gods.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted October 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Originally posted by joeydahlia hahaha What the hell is a third person anyway? cool thread:thu: Did ya get It? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joeydahlia Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Originally posted by STEEL KAGE Did ya get It? hahahaha!!!That's Funny!Hey I was 19Did you see the dead serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted October 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Originally posted by joeydahlia hahahaha!!!That's Funny!Hey I was 19Did you see the dead serious? Sorry Joey but I cant take you seriously, Ive seen the recent clips.... But I will check out dead serious.. will I Laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 Originally posted by joeydahlia Before me the standard was only 2 hrs a day...hahahaThats Crazy thats why there were to many Guitar Gods.. How do we know this is the real Joey Dahlia? We don't often have real life rock stars show up here, so I'm thinking you're a fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members salvador Posted October 19, 2006 Members Share Posted October 19, 2006 this thread just keeps on giving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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