Members SnakesOnAPlane Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 I woke up last night thinking about this and couldn't get back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members travis bickle Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 a gorilla amp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 JC would play acoustic. It wouldn't matter how loud the rest of the band was. Come on....we all know JC would pick like a mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 I think he'd play a Koch. I also think he'd get off on telling people "Come to the gig tonight, I'll be playing with my Koch." I also think that Jesus wouldn't play Christian Rock, because he's not that lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 It wouldn't matter what Jesus played though, if he played guitar he could make anything sounds good. I mean, the guy walked on water for christsakes,.......oops,....sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StevieRaveOn Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Splawn... Jesus would be in a band, he wouldn't be in a Christian band though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AtillaTheHungry Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 He would use a Pod, and all the amp models would actually sound right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members strangedogs Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 geeesh... what next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Originally posted by OneArmedScissors He would use a Pod, and all the amp models would actually sound right. Man's got a point. The real question is; if Jesus plays in a Christian rock band, does he call it "Christian Rock" or "Me Rock" or "Dad Rock?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeathMonkey Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Jesus would play in Zao and use a 5150. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Originally posted by BrendanO Man's got a point. The real question is; if Jesus plays in a Christian rock band, does he call it "Christian Rock" or "Me Rock" or "Dad Rock?" {censored}ing funny as hell.This should be in someone's sig.Just not mine, as its reserved for gayley colored spam that hasn't moved in 2 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dv85150fan Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Originally posted by DeathMonkey Jesus would play in Zao and use a 5150. i was thinking more like Living Sacrifice so he would have the 5150/Mesa Boogie tandem tone...m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members musicdog400 Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Uh, Jesus was not a Christian, he was Jewish. He would play in a Jewish Rock Band. The more I think about it the more he might qualify as a rock star. Really into peace and compassion, hanging out with drunks and prostitutes, and occasionally getting mad and turning over tables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Probably a modified Epi Valve Jr. because they rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Subclavian Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Les Paul + Marshall = Heavenly Tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StevieRaveOn Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Originally posted by Subclavian Les Paul + Marshall = Heavenly Tone Seymour Duncan's in the LP though, Jazz/JB set to be specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ttir Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 wizard amps? i heard jesus is going to tour with slayer next year. that's no lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 This many responses, and no "I play..." posts yet? Fer shame, HCAF. FOR SHAME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Originally posted by ttir wizard amps? i heard jesus is going to tour with slayer next year. that's no lie. I heard he just left Chicago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 He would whip the {censored} out of a Reverend Hellhound!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madler Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 easy..he would rock a hughes and kettner TRILOGY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteinbergerHack Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Well, whatever amp he used, he would get God's own tone......and whatever band it was would end up being a Christian band, even if they never played any 'Christian' tunes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ttir Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 if jesus played a solid state amp would that be a sin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sufidancer Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 He would play through a Buddha out of professional courtesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BerkleeBill Posted June 20, 2006 Members Share Posted June 20, 2006 Jesus was playing out of a Pignose, until someone clued him in it wasn't Kosher. Now he's playing Billy Gibbons "Pearly Gates" Les Paul through a 1967 Plexi stack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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