Members fancynapkin Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage Plus, if they think you're going to get hungry, they need to have a chef on hand, which means they'll also need to attach a poo bag to your balloon knot. This is getting very complicated. They actually feed you intravenouslybowel control isnt an issue either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by fancynapkin They actually feed you intravenouslybowel control isnt an issue either But what if you have a nervous sphinkter? All things must be considered. Trust me, I've had my wisdom teeth pulled, I know these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sah5150 Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage Interesting, I waited too long and ended up with impacted, infected wisdom teeth too. I wasn't catheterized either, but my rear end was sore when I woke up, for some reason. Well... that's a whole 'nother story there... Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by sah5150 Well... that's a whole 'nother story there...Steve Are you saying that's not a normal side effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fancynapkin Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage But what if you have a nervous sphinkter? All things must be considered. Trust me, I've had my wisdom teeth pulled, I know these things. Im sure the dentists dont mind getting piss and {censored} all over them during operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sah5150 Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by fancynapkin It depends on how long the operation is. If there is a likely chance you'll pee, then they have no choice.They will definently have to put a breathing tube down your throat, which isnt fun.local anaethetics arent something to be afraid of in this situation. People don't get catheterized to have their wisdom teeth out. Period. They don't put a breathing tube down your throat either. Period. You have NO idea what you are talking about... Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members starsnuffer Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Sambo_The_Secon I have never known anyone to have a wisdom tooth out WITHOUT a general anaesthetic. My sister had all of hers out when she was about 17 and she was knocked out cold.No freakin' way would I want to be awake through all that stabbing and yanking by a former grease monkey let loose with a monkey wrench!(the above statement about former grease monkeys is entirely fictional and does not mean any link be it fact or fiction!) I had my wisdom teeth pulled with just a local. No way am I going to be unconcious in front of dentists, those guys are freaks. It was painful, but you know, a little pain never hurt anyone. It felt better when the pain stopped. -W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by fancynapkin Im sure the dentists dont mind getting piss and {censored} all over them during operation. This is why they have the sanitation department present with their super dooper pooper scooper, for long surgeries. All things must be considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sah5150 Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage Plus, if they think you're going to get hungry, they need to have a chef on hand, which means they'll also need to attach a poo bag to your balloon knot. This is getting very complicated. ROTFLMAO!!! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by sah5150 People don't get catheterized to have their wisdom teeth out. Period. They don't put a breathing tube down your throat either. Period. You have NO idea what you are talking about...Steve If the operation is going to take like, 20 hours, they might need to catheterize you, and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Digital Jams Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Classic, just freaking classic stuff here sports fans.So in a nut shell you will need......cathetercolostomy bagchefsomething about tying ballons into knotsNasal spray dopegasvasolinetea bagsHoly crap this is going to cost some money Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sah5150 Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage Are you saying that's not a normal side effect? It can be, but only if the poop bag in your balloon knot explodes... Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Digital Jams Classic, just freaking classic stuff here sports fans. So in a nut shell you will need...... catheter colostomy bag chef something about tying ballons into knots Nasal spray dope gas vasoline tea bags Holy crap this is going to cost some money Good luck. I'm sure there's more stuff, but I think this is a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by sah5150 It can be, but only if the poop bag in your balloon knot explodes...Steve Hmmm, I didn't see any mess, although, my underwear were missing, so I dunno for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Digital Jams Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage I'm sure there's more stuff, but I think this is a good start. If you could spare 10 minutes Bob I am sure that Mr. Grainger would love to see a rendering of this procedure as only you can render. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JamesPeters Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage Interesting, I waited too long and ended up with impacted, infected wisdom teeth too. I wasn't catheterized either, but my rear end was sore when I woke up, for some reason. Yeah...sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fancynapkin Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by sah5150 People don't get catheterized to have their wisdom teeth out. Period. They don't put a breathing tube down your throat either. Period. You have NO idea what you are talking about... Steve I just got out of surgery dickhead, of course they put a {censored}ing breathing tube down your throat when your under, or else you would DIE. read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_anaesthesia>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_anaesthesia"With the loss of consciousness caused by general anesthesia, there is loss of protective airway reflexes (such as coughing), loss of airway patency and sometimes loss of a regular breathing pattern due to the effect of anesthetics, opioids, or muscle relaxants. To maintain an open airway and regulate breathing within acceptable parameters, some form of "breathing tube" is inserted in the airway after the patient is unconscious."I was refering specifically to general anaesthesia, not the whole dental precedure itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by starsnuffer a little pain never hurt anyone. I don't know why, but this strikes me as something Don King would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Digital Jams If you could spare 10 minutes Bob I am sure that Mr. Grainger would love to see a rendering of this procedure as only you can render. I don't draw porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Digital Jams Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by fancynapkin I just got out of surgery dickhead, of course they put a {censored}ing breathing tube down your throat when your under, or else you would DIE. read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_anaesthesia> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_anaesthesia"With the loss of consciousness caused by general anesthesia, there is loss of protective airway reflexes (such as coughing), loss of airway patency and sometimes loss of a regular breathing pattern due to the effect of anesthetics, opioids, or muscle relaxants. To maintain an open airway and regulate breathing within acceptable parameters, some form of "breathing tube" is inserted in the airway after the patient is unconscious." I was refering specifically to general anaesthesia, not the whole dental precedure itself You are using wikipedia over a medical journal for your source of information.Thread had now reached mid legendary status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Digital Jams Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage I don't draw porn. But it is medical, kind of like when you looked at the National Geographics in school Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by fancynapkin I think this is about to get good... Where's Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fancynapkin Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Digital Jams You are using wikipedia over a medical journal for your source of information. Thread had now reached mid legendary status. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/anesthesia/SC00026http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/CONSUMER/CN00080c.html"The equipment she is about to use to administer the anesthetic and support the patient's life and vital functions during the procedure is now checked out. It includes an anesthesia gas machine and a ventilator--a machine that will pump oxygen and anesthesia gases to the patient's lungs through an endotracheal tube placed in the patient's windpipe with the aid of a laryngoscope--a tubular instrument used to look into the interior of the larynx." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by Digital Jams But it is medical, kind of like when you looked at the National Geographics in school Bob. I don't remember any NG mags at school, except every once in a while, I'd see one on the floor in a bathroom stall. What's that all about anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sah5150 Posted August 1, 2006 Members Share Posted August 1, 2006 Originally posted by fancynapkin They actually feed you intravenouslybowel control isnt an issue either No one gets fed during a wisdom tooth extraction. Period. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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