Members JBecker Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. If you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kaelin Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 boy oh boy do i have some repsonses to these. ill post them all later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petelaramee Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 Waaaaay too long. However #6 and #8 are priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBecker Posted August 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 Waaaaay too long. However #6 and #8 are priceless. While it is long, I think it gets better as it goes along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LaXu Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 "21. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles."I think the word "ass peril" should be used more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBecker Posted August 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 This thread has potential for comedic genius. I will not allow it to die so quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 15. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 39. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method. haha. i find all of these funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kaelin Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 i can't even put everythign that i want. all in all this list proves me and my friends definately must be realllll gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kerouac Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 2. If you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobster Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 2. If you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kaelin Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 as long as you dont have a {censored}ty history with dames he should be joyous yuor banging his sis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 lmao. truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kerouac Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 as long as you dont have a {censored}ty history with dames he should be joyous yuor banging his sis I don't care who is {censored}ing my little sister... she's got a better head on her shoulders than I ever did at her age.... plus, she's kind of a bitch... I normally feel bad for the poor sap stuck with her!@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NoodleFace Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 That was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 44. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught. my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 While your girlfriend must bond with your buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kerouac Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 Under NO circumstances when meeting a gals new friends should you discuss music and/or that you're a musician at first meeting. I made that mistake many years ago when her friends were talking about how awesome the White Stripes were and how they were playing music no one had ever heard before. I bust out laughing and they asked me what was ffuuny and I told them lots of people have heard music like the White Stripes before... there is {censored}e every where/.I did not wi8n points with anyone that day,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kaelin Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 I don't care who is {censored}ing my little sister... she's got a better head on her shoulders than I ever did at her age.... plus, she's kind of a bitch... I normally feel bad for the poor sap stuck with her!@ see exactly. some of my boys have younger sisters that would pick better dudes than her brother could. not only that it's easier to find your friend to eff him up if he effs over your sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Parah Salin Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 this thread rocks, i read every single one of them. i like the one about your buddy hooking up with a hot chick and it's your legal duty to hook up with her ugly friend. i did that once for my buddy but the only problem was the chick kept on hounding me for the next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kaelin Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 ^^^that is not a law. if anythign it is your own personal duty to trya nd snake the broad from him. and if accomplished you must pass the ugly off to him. on top of that if you both get to kncok the boots it is imperitive that you attempt to pull a switcheroo. but aside from that. you nor your buddy should ever attempt broads unless you or your buddy cant get a good lookign friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kerouac Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 plus, anyone who likes this theard NEEDs to read TUcker Max's "I Hope they Serve Beer in HEll." IMO, that should be a book bequeathjed to ever boy on his 18th birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheAmazingBlob Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 This thread is full of win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 {censored}ing Gold!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kinggeoff Posted August 10, 2007 Members Share Posted August 10, 2007 Under NO circumstances when meeting a gals new friends should you discuss music and/or that you're a musician at first meeting. I made that mistake many years ago when her friends were talking about how awesome the White Stripes were and how they were playing music no one had ever heard before. I bust out laughing and they asked me what was ffuuny and I told them lots of people have heard music like the White Stripes before... there is {censored}e every where/. I did not wi8n points with anyone that day,,,, hahahah {censored}in white stripes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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