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Members Kesa Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 what is the difference between a one night stand and a washing machine? A washing machine don't follow you around for a week after you drop a load in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gnt1856 Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowWoods Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 Doctor: You need to stop masturbating. Johnny: Oh no! Why? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members NeloAngelo Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 why is the rape rate in canada higher than the US? because they dont have guns. (intentional bad joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members missingastring Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 Johnny: My penis... it's orange. Dr.: How long have you had this problem? Johnny: Started last week after I got laid off. Dr.: Have you done anything unusual since then? Johnny: Not really. Mostly watching porn and eating Cheetos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowWoods Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 Eventually the doctor prescribes Johnny a girlfriend. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members AgentOrange Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 Whats the hardest thing about roller blading?telling your parents that you're gay Possibly my favorite joke ever. If only i knew where it came from. A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the landlord gives her one. James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted November 23, 2008 Author Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 ^ A dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop. He asks for her license and registration. "Oh no, I don't even know what that is," she says. "Ma'am, that's it right there in your wallet. Now show me your registration." "Oh no," she says, "I don't know what that is either." "Check your glove box, ma'am." I got a real doozy on my hands, he thought, so he unzipped his pants and set his penis on the door of her car. "Oh no!" she exclaimed. "Not another breathalizer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members cap'n'crunch Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 Man to waiter: I'll have a rubberband sandwich........... And make it snappy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members cap'n'crunch Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 A little tree in the woods wanted to know what kind of tree he was so, he looked up at the big tree next to him and asked "What kind of tree am I?" The big tree looked down and said "I don't know if you are a son of a birch or a son of a beech but, your mother was the best piece of ash in the woods!" Thanks, I'll be here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members tmdguitar Posted November 23, 2008 Members Share Posted November 23, 2008 what do ghosts fill their bras with? Boooobies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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