Members maiden_fan Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlackHive Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Stop. You guys are morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maiden_fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 The internetz is serious businessz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gibsongina Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maiden_fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 I was kind of hoping for girlfriend turns lesbian stories. All I got was a pile of fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nvranka Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 same:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maiden_fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 I opened this thread again hoping for christmas. But all I got was a box of dissapointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sixstringmuse Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 i actually have. it was really {censored}ed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DethDealer Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Awesome parody thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spizzledude Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 No but I'd like to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members maiden_fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 i actually have. it was really {censored}ed up To save this thread you must tell the tale. Or your life will be one of fail.:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sixstringmuse Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 To save this thread you must tell the tale. Or your life will be one of fail.:poke:i went to a party on halloween last year and there she was wasted out of her mind making out with some chick, not an attractive chick either, and i was like " :facepalm:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaytee123 Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 "just let me do you both at once, and I won't bother you two again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Curtis.Fagan Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Yes. I dated a gay woman for a little while. I know I know... "but doesn't that mean she's bi?" Long story short: No. Long story loooooooong: She came from a very "Christian" household which meant that when they found out she was gay, her church leaders "lovingly suggested" they send her to a Christian Bible college in North Carolina. They put her in counselling to Bible thump the gay out of her. This girl lived with that guilt for along time. We met through mutual friends, (an ex-girlfriend of hers I later nailed lol,) and we hit it off as friends right away. When she found out I was a Christian as well, she became oddly interested. Me being the kind of guy that I am, I was open to it. So we had a go of it for about three months. Sex, the whole nine yards... In conclusion, it was like "You are a gay woman. This is wrong to do to yourself. I care about you and I like you, but it's not fare to either of us. You need ot be with a woman, and I need a straight woman etc etc" and that was that. That said, her following girlfriend, who she is currently getting married to apparently is a super cool chick and kinda hot, so bonus all around for her in the end. I don't know if she still lives with her folks or not but whatevs.... Also... ugliest {censored}ing vagina I have ever seen. Srsly... like a split, flesh tone banana with an upside down meat moth hanging out of it... *shudder* -Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Yes. I dated a gay woman for a little while. I know I know... "but doesn't that mean she's bi?"Long story short: No. Long story loooooooong: She came from a very "Christian" household which meant that when they found out she was gay, her church leaders "lovingly suggested" they send her to a Christian Bible college in North Carolina. They put her in counselling to Bible thump the gay out of her.This girl lived with that guilt for along time. We met through mutual friends, (an ex-girlfriend of hers I later nailed lol,) and we hit it off as friends right away. When she found out I was a Christian as well, she became oddly interested. Me being the kind of guy that I am, I was open to it. So we had a go of it for about three months. Sex, the whole nine yards...In conclusion, it was like "You are a gay woman. This is wrong to do to yourself. I care about you and I like you, but it's not fare to either of us. You need ot be with a woman, and I need a straight woman etc etc" and that was that.That said, her following girlfriend, who she is currently getting married to apparently is a super cool chick and kinda hot, so bonus all around for her in the end.I don't know if she still lives with her folks or not but whatevs.... Also... ugliest {censored}ing vagina I have ever seen. Srsly... like a split, flesh tone banana with an upside down meat moth hanging out of it... *shudder*-Curtis great story. Especially the meat moth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesa4x12er2 Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 great story.Especially the meat moth. ahahahaha : puke : !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Also... ugliest {censored}ing vagina I have ever seen. Srsly... like a split, flesh tone banana with an upside down meat moth hanging out of it... *shudder* good to know nothing got in the way of doing the deed. good on your, sir, but i would ask to hit blah at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axis player Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 I don't know if she still lives with her folks or not but whatevs.... Also... ugliest {censored}ing vagina I have ever seen. Srsly... like a split, flesh tone banana with an upside down meat moth hanging out of it... *shudder* -Curtis Ugly to you sounds perfect to me I like the old beef curtains :-) :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ugly to you sounds perfect to me I like the old beef curtains :-) :poke: The ol' Keef Burtains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKD Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 .. Also... ugliest {censored}ing vagina I have ever seen. Srsly... like a split, flesh tone banana with an upside down meat moth hanging out of it... *shudder* -Curtis Pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 I don't know if she still lives with her folks or not but whatevs.... Also... ugliest {censored}ing vagina I have ever seen. Srsly... like a split, flesh tone banana with an upside down meat moth hanging out of it... *shudder* -Curtis Oh my gawd the lulz has been brought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Curtis.Fagan Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Admittedly not my best work, but I was just out of it with the fiance back then and trying new things...And I moved onto this recently...Lol... *takes a bow*-Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 it would seem you moved up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Curtis.Fagan Posted April 30, 2009 Members Share Posted April 30, 2009 Oh, I could post pics of every girl I've nailed since her with ease.....Should I? -Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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