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I always wanted to make a Star Wars porno. C-3-P-Dildo... R-2-{censored}-toy


Obi-Wand-Kanobe... Hand solo...


And they go searching for ewoks to beastility up and leia {censored}s Darth Vader.



Done....I seen a load of banners and posters in a sex shop window in Prague a couple of months ago for Private's "Porn Wars" :lol:

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It sounds like he prefers the thought of licking a tile floor over a creamy snatch... Makes a person wonder...



:lol:

When I said that, I was actually thinking of a joke Dave Attell did on his old show Insomniac...some chick was dancing on a bar, and not wearing any panties, and Dave asked some guy if the carpet matched the drapes. The guy said "There wasn't any carpet." Dave said, "Ah, tile, then. My favorite."

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Absolutely beautiful figure, great facial features, but she has this thing about her... Its not butherface, but more butherexpression. Something about her acting and expressions just turns the 9/10 into a 4/10. Something awkward going on, just can't really pinpoint it... maybe a perma-duckface? Dunno... :idk:

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Absolutely beautiful figure, great facial features, but she has this thing about her... Its not butherface, but more butherexpression. Something about her acting and expressions just turns the 9/10 into a 4/10. Something awkward going on, just can't really pinpoint it... maybe a perma-duckface? Dunno...
:idk:

 

 

I've seen her up close and in person and she's EASILY one of the most beautiful women I have ever laid sadly just my eyes on. She's also incredibly nice and has a smile that will turn your dick diamond-hard in half a microsecond. Trust me, if you ever met her, you'd want to "butter her face"! :love:

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Sheik, you get major man points for that!
:thu:

Btw, when/why did lil' ol' diaz get bant?
:idk:

 

He posted a parody during the moratorium. And yes, Sheik, you have once again proven you are a heterosexual man, with a functioning heart, because I can't imagine how you wouldn't be turned on by Christina Hendricks otherwise.

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He posted a parody during the moratorium.



There goes a stupid, stupid man, lol. :lol:

And yes, Sheik, you have once again proven you are a heterosexual man, with a functioning heart, because I can't imagine how you wouldn't be turned on by Christina Hendricks otherwise.



And needless to say, werd. :D

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Seriously, I mean, I'm a sci fi geek and all, but NEVER at the level of going to cons or anything until a couple of years ago when I heard Christina, Jewel Staite, Ron Glass & Adam Baldwin were going to be at the same one in Orlando. I HAD to go just to get an up close look at those two babes & meet Ron & Adam. Jewel is obviously incredibly HAWT also, but she's gotten a good bit thinner since Firefly, and really looks better with a little more meat on her bones, IMO. Christina, on the other hand, is WOMAN. She strutted in stopping {censored}ing traffic in a tiny blue dress that temporarily made me forget my {censored}ing name! She told the story about a female fan who brought her a Saffron doll she had made for her from a Barbie doll that she had "augmented" the breasts on with putty! "How bad am I that they have to give Barbie a boob-job to look like me?!" :lol::love:

 

We actually bumped into Ron Glass at the little food court there. He was also incredibly nice and talked to us for about 10 minutes about the show & Book, signing my Firefly Official Companion book for free (they charge {censored}ing $20 bucks at those things for autographs!) and he recommended the chicken salad! :lol:

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