Members nibsborg Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 So I am off today. I IM my wife and ask her what she wants for dinner...I suggest a nice chef salad. That was earky in the day. Right before she left she sent me a meassage saying..."put lotsa cucumber and eggs in it PLEASE!" Is this a subtle or maybe not so that she wants more than just the salad? Just askin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 Yes, it's pretty obvious she wants to have an affair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mooktank Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 Get off HCAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nibsborg Posted July 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 Yes, she wants to have an affair.That's what I thought...DAMMIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unstrung Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 It means she wants you to spray cucumber juice all over her eggs, if you know what I'm saying... :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 It means someone at work has been sprayin' cucumber juice all over her eggs, if you know what I'm saying... :poke: fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nibsborg Posted July 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 It means she wants you to spray cucumber juice all over her eggs, if you know what I'm saying... :poke: Yeah, I could deal with that....butt then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unstrung Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 Yeah, I could deal with that....butt then.... 'Butt'? Who's making hints now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jenksdrummer Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 Lots of eggs might mean she ovulating... And wants your cucumber up her 'gina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chakosh Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 So I am off today. I IM my wife and ask her what she wants for dinner...I suggest a nice chef salad. That was earky in the day. Right before she left she sent me a meassage saying..."put lotsa cucumber and eggs in it PLEASE!" Is this a subtle or maybe not so that she wants more than just the salad? Just askin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marshallnoise Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 It could mean she wants more eggs and cucumber in the salad. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vicious1080 Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 oh boy shouldnt you have a good idea of when your wife is makin hints by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gain_Junkie93 Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 It means she wants you to spray cucumber juice all over her eggs, if you know what I'm saying... :poke: Eggs commonly used to pun testicles. That made me laugh even if it wasn't a tranny joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gregs1020 Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 I think once you marry them, they stop being "chicks" and become "wife", "ball and chain", "old lady" or other more colorful labels. How long have you been married? That also will lend a little insight to the conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 she wants you to put your cocknballs on the salad when you bring it home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dthraco Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 My wife makes hints like that all the time. She's not cheating, nor does she want to. Not all marriages are bad. You just have to find the right person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members syscrusher Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 LOL I think your making a huge mistake just by second guessing your wife. That always never ends in a good way. Your better off guessing the lottery numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thinkpad20 Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 'Butt'? Who's making hints now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 This thread sucks. You're married. Figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 who calls their wife a "chick"? Lame attempt at a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted July 6, 2009 Members Share Posted July 6, 2009 wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 7, 2009 Members Share Posted July 7, 2009 take a pic of your cock and balls on a plate and send to her work email. Subject: salad is ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted July 7, 2009 Members Share Posted July 7, 2009 hell yeah! and let her know that you'll squeeze your ranch dressing all over her tomatos/ovaries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members katillac Posted July 7, 2009 Members Share Posted July 7, 2009 It could mean she wants more eggs and cucumber in the salad. :poke: Really. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Sigmund Freud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted July 7, 2009 Members Share Posted July 7, 2009 innuendo is funner though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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