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Wife and kids are away all weekend!!!


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Woohoo

1) Buy lots of beer, Crown/coke

2) Hit Nudey bar on way home with some buds

3) Eat at a overly-fatty German pub

4) Drink beer whilst playing poker at my house with 20 of my closest friends

 

5) sleep till noon, wake up and spend poker winnings @ music store

6) head over to friends place for a nice home cooked roast beast meal

7) Go home, sit in underwear and play Xbox 360 till sunday noonish!!

 

What are you doing this weekend :thu:

Cheers, Lucius

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Woohoo

1) Buy lots of beer, Crown/coke

2) Hit Nudey bar on way home with some buds

3) Eat at a overly-fatty German pub

4) Drink beer whilst playing poker at my house with 20 of my closest friends


5) sleep till noon, wake up and spend poker winnings @ music store

6) head over to friends place for a nice home cooked roast beast meal

7) Go home, sit in underwear and play Xbox 360 till sunday noonish!!


What are you doing this weekend
:thu:
Cheers, Lucius



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Wife and kids are away all weekend!!!
Woohoo
1) Buy lots of beer, Crown/coke
J*ck-off
2) Hit Nudey bar on way home with some buds
J*ck-off
3) Eat at a overly-fatty German pub
J*ck-off
4) Drink beer whilst playing poker at my house with 20 of my closest friends
J*ck-off
5) sleep till noon, wake up and spend poker winnings @ music store
J*ck-off
6) head over to friends place for a nice home cooked roast beast meal
J*ck-off
7) Go home, sit in underwear and play Xbox 360 till sunday noonish!!
J*ck-off
What are you doing this weekend
Cheers, Lucius

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What really ends up happening....

1) Buy lots of beer, Crown/coke
2) Hit Nudey bar on way home but buds cancelled
3) Spend way too much on lap dances and non-alcoholic drinks
4) Stop at a bar on the way home to drink and figure out how to hide the lap dance losses from the wife.
5) Leave the bar completely smashed and even more broke

6) sleep till noon, wake up and throw up some more.
7) realize I am in jail for a DUI, and my butt is really sore
8) remember that I used my one phone call to call the wife
9) puke again and remember that I left a drunk message on her parents answering machine

F my life:lol:

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Woohoo

1) Buy lots of beer, Crown/coke

2) Hit Nudey bar on way home with some buds

3) Eat at a overly-fatty German pub

4) Drink beer whilst playing poker at my house with 20 of my closest friends

5) sleep till noon, wake up and spend poker winnings @ music store

6) head over to friends place for a nice home cooked roast beast meal

7) Go home, sit in underwear and play Xbox 360 till sunday noonish!!

8) ???????????????

9) Profit.


What are you doing this weekend
:thu:
Cheers, Lucius



very nice.

mine is just pretty normal.

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Why cant you do that stuff when the wifeys home?



You pretty much can but it comes at a price*. When she's gone, no payback needed.

Her: My mom's coming to town and is gonna stay with us for a week.
Him: I hate that {censored}, jesus!
Her: Remember the time.....
Him: Ok........it's fair
Her: Oh, book off a weeks vacation time so we can spend the whole time together
Him: :cry::mad::cry::mad::cry::facepalm::facepalm:

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You pretty much can but it comes at a price*. When she's gone, no payback needed.


Her: My mom's coming to town and is gonna stay with us for a week.

Him: I hate that {censored}, jesus!

Her: Remember the time.....

Him: Ok........it's fair

Her: Oh, book off a weeks vacation time so we can spend the whole time together

Him:
:cry::mad::cry::mad::cry::facepalm:
:facepalm:



I see.

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