Members Cobra_13 Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerEvil Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 My current one??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Considered this about an hour ago, but will get closed newayz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Sweatpants in a busy gym... No dude - you can't work in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Sweatpants in a busy gym... No dude - you can't work in. Or any of those innumerable, incontrollable junior-high "HELLO!!!" boners that would always pop up right around the time you got called on to work out a math problem on the blackboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Wasn't this one called "HCAF Confessional"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hahavishnu Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 shaggin' wae a saft dick is like playin' pool wae a length o' rope in stead of a cue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse G Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 At a summer camp when I was 13. I'd been there for about a week. Woke up with a raging boner and had to go up the hill to the bathroom. For that .02 seconds my dick was literally the size of a beer bottle. Just that once though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 i got raped by a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 The one I'm sporting now that 9-ball got banned. Almost as bad as the one I had when TWS got the boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cobra_13 Posted July 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Or any of those innumerable, incontrollable junior-high "HELLO!!!" boners that would always pop up right around the time you got called on to work out a math problem on the blackboard. oh my god. I would get a huge boner everyday in 7th grade math. hahah We would sit there talking about the pythagorean theorem and BAM! lol that sucked. i would always try to hide it bahaha. never had to go up to the board and do anwers. THANK GOD! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unstrung Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 The failrection I got when I was too drunk on New Year's '05. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Or any of those innumerable, incontrollable junior-high "HELLO!!!" boners that would always pop up right around the time you got called on to work out a math problem on the blackboard. Yeah holy {censored}- my 7th grade fap dream girl sat right behind me in science class so I'd always smell her perfume and it'd get me going, and I'd have to try and purposefully think of something else a good 15mins before the bell rang just to be safe!! Usually the teacher and her teeth helped... Also, in HS I didn't play basketball one year and was the team "trainer" b/c my Mom was coaching (won state that year too! ) and my gf was on the team so we always sat together in the back of the van to and from trips. There were some close calls pulling in to load out, I can guaran-damn-tee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tommy Horrible Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Seeing my sister naked Jk, I don't have sister's, it was my momJk, I do have sisters:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixtonoize Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Every time I wake up in the middle of the night and have to take a leak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chrisjd Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 The ones I get when I wake up and really have to piss, but can't piss because it's so hard I can't aim into the toilet. FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 I could have done carpentry with some of the 8th/9th grade ones. This was right when thongs first became popular for everyone, combined with the low rise hip-huggers and midriff tank-tops. Whale-tails were "in" for a hot second. It was classless and trashy. God, I'd punch a baby in the face for it to come back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Or any of those innumerable, incontrollable junior-high "HELLO!!!" boners that would always pop up right around the time you got called on to work out a math problem on the blackboard. this!going to the front of class in 8th grade with giant boners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 anyone ever have the ones during your sleep that last for a few hours and hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 anyone ever have the ones during your sleep that last for a few hours and hurt?Had one of those once. I rolled over in my sleep and accidentally pole-vaulted out of bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 "Worst erection"? I don't ever remember an erection I've had being a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Had one of those once. I rolled over in my sleep and accidentally pole-vaulted out of bed! {censored} gets sore and farkin' doesn't make it go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 "Worst erection"?I don't ever remember an erection I've had being a bad thing. what about the time you put your dick in a sofa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SnowStorm Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 Or any of those innumerable, incontrollable junior-high "HELLO!!!" boners that would always pop up right around the time you got called on to work out a math problem on the blackboard. :lol:This. I had totally forgotten about those. Those were bad, just sitting in class and all of sudden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charveldan Posted July 19, 2010 Members Share Posted July 19, 2010 I had a Standing Hampton of moar than 4 hours.....i had to seek medical attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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