Members Spizzledude Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Stripped naked for 20 babes at a partyPlayed for the Hells Angels Played outside of Reagans hotel in a park in KC in 75 while a naked babe humped my legPlayed the Counter Inaugural Ball in DC in 76Fapped at a table of three women and a dude Pulled my wiener out on stage and showed it to a few tables of babesPlayed Halloween nakedLived with the the Huns bike gang while they were running truckloads of weed to New YorkFingered a cops butt until she crapped the bed then left as she tried to tackle me screamingAte a dog turdAte an ash tray covered in ketchup at a DennysPissed a $500 suit while driving then washed it in a sink and put it back onTraveled in a van for two years with 7 guys living on the streets and whereverTook a {censored} on the floor backstage in Tahoe cause I was madTook a {censored} in a huge container of chocolate ice cream at a high school then closed it back upTook a {censored} at a party of surfers on the porch then told the party boy it was his BD presentKicked a guitar off a stage into a crowdShot a gun into a chair cushion and burned down a living roomBoned a one legged hooker etc, etc, etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Masturbated 8 times in one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Stripped naked for 20 babes at a party Played for the Hells Angels Played outside of Reagans hotel in a park in KC in 75 while a naked babe humped my leg Played the Counter Inaugural Ball in DC in 76 Fapped at a table of three women and a dude Pulled my wiener out on stage and showed it to a few tables of babes Played Halloween naked Lived with the the Huns bike gang while they were running truckloads of weed to New York Fingered a cops butt until she crapped the bed then left as she tried to tackle me screaming Ate a dog turd Ate an ash tray covered in ketchup at a Dennys Pissed a $500 suit while driving then washed it in a sink and put it back on Traveled in a van for two years with 7 guys living on the streets and wherever Took a {censored} on the floor backstage in Tahoe cause I was mad Took a {censored} in a huge container of chocolate ice cream at a high school then closed it back up Took a {censored} at a party of surfers on the porch then told the party boy it was his BD present Kicked a guitar off a stage into a crowd Shot a gun into a chair cushion and burned down a living room Boned a one legged hooker etc, etc, etc.... Your living the good clean Christian lifestyle then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I probably have done worse I love this forum because it's like ...oh bro if I saw you doing that I would kick your ass. ...yeah I was being a dick. ...oh bro now that I see you aren't really that much of a dick, one time I did this. *gay bro sex* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Stripped naked for 20 babes at a partyPlayed for the Hells Angels Played outside of Reagans hotel in a park in KC in 75 while a naked babe humped my legPlayed the Counter Inaugural Ball in DC in 76Fapped at a table of three women and a dude Pulled my wiener out on stage and showed it to a few tables of babesPlayed Halloween nakedLived with the the Huns bike gang while they were running truckloads of weed to New YorkFingered a cops butt until she crapped the bed then left as she tried to tackle me screamingAte a dog turdAte an ash tray covered in ketchup at a DennysPissed a $500 suit while driving then washed it in a sink and put it back onTraveled in a van for two years with 7 guys living on the streets and whereverTook a {censored} on the floor backstage in Tahoe cause I was madTook a {censored} in a huge container of chocolate ice cream at a high school then closed it back upTook a {censored} at a party of surfers on the porch then told the party boy it was his BD presentKicked a guitar off a stage into a crowdShot a gun into a chair cushion and burned down a living roomBoned a one legged hookeretc, etc, etc.... Dude I want to hear some of these stories! Epicness would ensue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I love this forum because it's like ...oh bro if I saw you doing that I would kick your ass. ...yeah I was being a dick. ...oh bro now that I see you aren't really that much of a dick, one time I did this. *gay bro sex* I have been punched a few times for being a dick. Actually bizzare memories coming back :shudders: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Charlie_Sheen Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 ^lofl @ the "took a {censored}..." phase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zehn Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Stripped naked for 20 babes at a partyPlayed for the Hells Angels Played outside of Reagans hotel in a park in KC in 75 while a naked babe humped my legPlayed the Counter Inaugural Ball in DC in 76Fapped at a table of three women and a dude Pulled my wiener out on stage and showed it to a few tables of babesPlayed Halloween nakedLived with the the Huns bike gang while they were running truckloads of weed to New YorkFingered a cops butt until she crapped the bed then left as she tried to tackle me screamingAte a dog turdAte an ash tray covered in ketchup at a DennysPissed a $500 suit while driving then washed it in a sink and put it back onTraveled in a van for two years with 7 guys living on the streets and whereverTook a {censored} on the floor backstage in Tahoe cause I was madTook a {censored} in a huge container of chocolate ice cream at a high school then closed it back upTook a {censored} at a party of surfers on the porch then told the party boy it was his BD presentKicked a guitar off a stage into a crowdShot a gun into a chair cushion and burned down a living roomBoned a one legged hookeretc, etc, etc.... Pray tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spizzledude Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Pray tell? Oakland cop kept coming to my shows. One week she comes up and says she got a hotel and would i join her. She hands me a G string and has me dance for her. Then she says "finger my butt". Then she wants more fingers and more fingers until the bed stinks. She tells me she had an accident. I tell her I have to go. She scissor locks me and I escape. She knows martial arts. She says I owe for half the room but I am already at the door with my pants in hand. She screams to come back. I leave. She stays in smelly room and bed full of crap. Ta da. She stopped coming to the gigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Even if 3/4 of those are bull{censored} and never happened, you're still awesome Zent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spizzledude Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Even if 3/4 of those are bull{censored} and never happened, you're still awesome Zent. Dude, I can't remember a tenth of what my brother tells me happened during those years. The above are all true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 {censored}ing awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I tried to have sex with a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I wish I would have done more weird crazy {censored} in my young life to post about it here. Had sex in a church. (church she attended)Had sex in one of those large half-dome things that is built to echo music loudly in a public park (during visitor primetime about 3pm, SHE WAS CRAZY)Had sex for over an hour, didn't realize there was a cat sleeping under the coversHad sex, got a cramp, came on accident, cramp jogged the pizza I ate earlier, got up running to the bathroom while shooting manbatter all over the walls/hallway. took a poop on a truck hood, wiped with socks and left on windshield wipershad diarrhea in a broken toilet, found it was broken after i poo'd (dumb and dumber style) hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I tried to have sex with a dog. Bitch shot you down, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Bitch shot you down, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 rendered pure thujone from artemisia absinthium leaves. smoked it. nothing happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TruSlice Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Masturbated 8 times in one day. At a friend of a friends's house :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members primeholy Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 rendered pure thujone from artemisia absinthium leaves. smoked it. nothing happened Tried to seem drunk and pass/failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 god theres a {censored}ing thread for this alreadyhttp://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?1870123-HCAF-Confessional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I tried to have sex with a dog. Again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Not many sex stories...Except a BJ in a traffic Jam and nearly being caught by the police in a few public places like parking lots and parks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theAntihero Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Listened to Dream Theater... We're going for bizzare here, not tragic....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bee_Gee Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 After a drunken chat with a mate, whats the most odd/bizzare thing you have done?? uhhhh the most odd bizzare thing i have done after a drunken chat with a mate?!? i dont like where this is going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 sunk a ship...on a ship that got ran into by and equal size ship...scared hundreds of taxi drivers in several countries...ran in place for an hour in the city jail...watched a prospective lay crap on my bathroom floor...broke a tooth in half, exposing the nerve, on cobblestone in halifax while sprinting after a man in a kilt...attempted to poop on a chick roomate's mustang's hood/handles/windshield by consuming 6 taco bell bean burritos. nothing came out ....shared a room with 4 hookers and two friends....threw up on an arabian man in bahrian, thanked him, and walked back inside to get re-drunk...had sex with a girl directly after she peed on my driver's seat, IN said drivers seat, of a 2003 jetta...but most bizarre? gf in high school offered me anal. she was super tiny. i said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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