Members Jeff1979 Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 After a drunken chat with a mate, whats the most odd/bizzare thing you have done?? Mine would be, holding a human brain, quite odd really.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 Your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff1979 Posted March 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 Your mom. She died when i was three mate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 Pissed all over some college girl in Richmond when I was drunk with my friend. Unfortunately it wasn't sexual, I was just pissed angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 Too soon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sah5150 Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 Pissed all over some college girl in Richmond when I was drunk with my friend.Unfortunately it wasn't sexual, I was just pissed angry. How'd you get her to stand still? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 How'd you get her to stand still?Steve I was pissed, stumbling around downtown drinking my 40 (I am not really racist, but I know how the world works... You are pretty much invincible from the law if you work for the government and are white in Richmond), and I am pissed at how drunk I am because I got REALLY {censored}ing trashed. So I am leaning up against a wall pissing, groaning, saying "ohh {censored}kkk ughhhh" and things like that. This poor girl walks behind me and is like "EW are you drunk", so I am like "BITCH I WANT SOME COCAINE" and I turn around and {censored}ing pissed all over her. She didn't even run away, she stood there for a second while the pee was hitting her, i'd imagine she was shocked at was happening, then she turned and walked away. Didn't even {censored}ing run. csb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 How'd you get her to stand still?Steve Told her he didn't want to have to choke a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les-Zombie Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 when i was 14 i was with a couple friends and we had smoke bombs and was lighting them in department stores in the mall and the alarms and sprinklers went off, so we went back a few days later to do it again and some undercover cops was waiting for us and caught us but they couldnt prove we did the damage to the store because there was a camera issue and they had no proof and without a video they couldnt do anything other than try and scare us and hold us for a little while till our parants picked us up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted March 25, 2011 Members Share Posted March 25, 2011 While reflecting upon it, my bizarre thing was pretty lame. Drank a bunch of beer with some friends in the mall parking lot then went into J.C. Penny's and put on womens hats and coats and stood around on those boxes where they have the mannequins. I was pretty heavy at the time and I stood on one and the cheap MDF was crushed under my mighty fatness. It knocked over the mannequin and I fell and ate {censored}. The manager came over and told us to get out because he was calling security, so we left. Kewl story, breaux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tone Monster Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Got married twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Markdude Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Posted on HCAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 pooped in the yard, and then jogged around the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zehn Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Ate part of my deodorant stick when I was a drunk, young lad Also, fell about 30 feet into a glacier while mountaineering. Really isn't that bizarre, just way out of the normal scope of human actions (ie most people will never fall into a glacier) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charveldan Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Tried to steal a Helicopter [sorta.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Markdude Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Do tell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I was pissed, stumbling around downtown drinking my 40 (I am not really racist, but I know how the world works... You are pretty much invincible from the law if you work for the government and are white in Richmond), and I am pissed at how drunk I am because I got REALLY {censored}ing trashed. So I am leaning up against a wall pissing, groaning, saying "ohh {censored}kkk ughhhh" and things like that. This poor girl walks behind me and is like "EW are you drunk", so I am like "BITCH I WANT SOME COCAINE" and I turn around and {censored}ing pissed all over her. She didn't even run away, she stood there for a second while the pee was hitting her, i'd imagine she was shocked at was happening, then she turned and walked away. Didn't even {censored}ing run. csb. Sounds like your a complete ass-hole really (at least when drunk), if I saw that I would have punched you... true story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 67mike Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 wEL, i WIPED THE {censored} OFF MY DICK ON YER CURTAINS AFTER DION YER MOM . tHAT WAZ WEIRD BOZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Caulk Rocket Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Listened to Dream Theater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zehn Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 wEL, i WIPED THE {censored} OFF MY DICK ON YER CURTAINS AFTER DION YER MOM . tHAT WAZ WEIRD BOZ. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 This one time, at band camp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charveldan Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Do tell!Well OK, i knew this traffic Chopper pilot named Alan Barklege who flew Huey's in Viet-nam, one day after a night of hard drinking i went to his hanger cuz i was dying to know how he had a camera in the cockpit, he was on the news everyday on TV. So i got there, we chatted a bit, i asked if i could look around, he said no problem, which i proceed with the 50 cent tour, i ended up climbing [with permission] into his Bell Jet Ranger, are you with me so far? So i was sitting in the co-pilot seat [on helos it's the left] when all of a sudden this older dude i never saw before jumped in and started flipping swicthes firing that {censored}er up. I thought Alan had told him to take me for a flight, i soaked in everthing he did, he got the rotor spining fast for about 5 minutes, but we didn't go anywhere, then he shut evrthing off said something like "not bad eh" and got out. So my curiousity got the best of my and i said to myself, "i bet i can do that". I wasn't gonna fly it but as soon as i turned on the battery switch, Alan had the APU and some other things already engaged, i couldn't hear outside but the Turbine was winding up. Everybody inside the hanger came running out and surrounded the bird, Alan was laughing and said "going somewhere?" I said "I just turned on the battery" they called the Cahokia cops, i went to jail, they didn't press charges, but i can never go back. 18 years later i still have people come up to me and ask "aren't you the one who tried to steal the Helicopter?":facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I Live in Japan I have done - seen plenty of bizzare stuff Probably the most bizzare thing I have done though is dropping a load of something that rhymes with placid at the reading festival (hidden in some girls woman bits none the less) We then watched desperado in the cinema tent (while looking the opposite way to the screen) then having a conversation with a drunken Scottish guy who demanded we get him drugs and women, while my friend though he was in DEA (he was wearing a DEA jacket, but you have to remember there is no DEA in the UK and they don't hire Scottish guys in the states as far as I know) during this "conversation" my friend kept whispering in my ear how he was going to bottle him. Basically after a few more instances, we ended up in this hippy tent and it was like something out of a 60's movie with people playing bongo's and flutes and dancing around. We just freaked out thinking what the {censored} is going on, we don't even know how we ended up there. We then noticed the tent was attached to the side of their van, so what we spent the next 30 min trying to hot wire the van to get out of there as we couldn't take it any more, we didn't and lucky we didn't because we were in the middle of a camp-site and I would be typing this from jail. To cut a long story short we ran out screaming because we couldn't take the hippies any more (no dancing hot naked chicks either) so we ended up waling around reading town for 5 hours. Not that bizzare I guess but its the first thing I though of when I think bizzare, I guess I sound an ass from this post too I will try and remember some of the more bizzare stuff I have done in Tokyo... Like having a karate vs Kung Fu battle with an American friend and being put through the table of a bar at 4am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 Sounds like your a complete ass-hole really (at least when drunk), if I saw that I would have punched you... true story bro. I would have totally deserved it and thanked you later. I was so {censored}ing wasted I didn't even know what was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted March 26, 2011 Members Share Posted March 26, 2011 I would have totally deserved it and thanked you later. I was so {censored}ing wasted I didn't even know what was going on. I probably have done worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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