Members Oblivion DC Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 I'm 145. There's this girl who is really into me who should be pushing 220 sometime this year. I don't know why, but I have a serious aversion to this. She's graduated from college with a degree in biscuits, and she's going for her masters in food prep, starting in the fall. No exaggerations... she looks like a truck. Very chubby with a Rubenesque kind of look going on, not very smart, a weak heart, and she acts like butter is her best friend. However, I have a serious problem with dating someone so big. I mean I've never dated anyone more than 1.5 times bigger than me. I think much of it comes from telling people I'm dating someone's carriage horse. I'm just curious what you guys think. Thumbs up or Holstein? And no... I won't post pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OC_cub Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 degree in biscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 Half my weight + 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 I'm 145. There's this girl who is really into me who should be pushing 220 sometime this year. I don't know why, but I have a serious aversion to this. She's graduated from college with a degree in biscuits, and she's going for her masters in food prep, starting in the fall. No exaggerations... she looks like a truck. Very chubby with a Rubenesque kind of look going on, not very smart, a weak heart, and she acts like butter is her best friend. However, I have a serious problem with dating someone so big. I mean I've never dated anyone more than 1.5 times bigger than me. I think much of it comes from telling people I'm dating someone's carriage horse. I'm just curious what you guys think. Thumbs up or Holstein? And no... I won't post pics I recommend you watch "Last Tango in Paris". PS: It's not parkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 If she causes your truck with the lift kit to bottom out whilst going over dips in the road, she's too big.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gt_jumper Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 useless without picks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 If she causes your truck with the lift kit to bottom out whilst going over dips in the road, she's too big.. Or, if she bottoms out and destroys the custom fenders on your new motorcycle. (true story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IbanezJon Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 Degree in biscuits.. flawless victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 awesome 11/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 114/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 Or, if she bottoms out and destroys the custom fenders on your new motorcycle. (true story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cooker Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 When I read "degree in biscuits" I let out a little giggle in a dead silent deposition with 15 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 My weight x .6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members magh8 Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 i cant get over the fact you only weight 145...yeah 220 is a big bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Keebz Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 Rule of thumb: Twice your weight plus 7! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 I'm probably the wrong dude to ask, since I love big wimminz. When I was in my early 20's, my rule was no woman lighter than me...which was easy since I was only about 220-230lbs, so I pretty much kept a 250 minimum. But nowadays, I'm pushing 350, and my girl is at least a 100lbs lighter than me, but it's still all good. I say go for it....see what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 In before hardtail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 In before hardtail. Out before hardtail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TurboRotary13b Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 {censored} that {censored}.. I told my womern that if she even gains 10lbs during pregnancy that I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 {censored} that {censored}.. I told my womern that if she even gains 10lbs during pregnancy that I'm out. Just push her down a flight of stairs and she'll be back within range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted June 30, 2011 Author Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 i cant get over the fact you only weight 145...yeah 220 is a big bitch {censored}ing lol... You don't actually think any of that {censored} is true do you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 As long as I can find the poon and don't have to settle for a fold I'm good. I'd hate to stick it in and pull out a hershey bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 ROFL awesome. Chicks Ive dated have typically been about half my current weight lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members linthat22 Posted June 30, 2011 Members Share Posted June 30, 2011 Is she 7' tall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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