Members Crunchtime Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I know a lot of people here feel Carvins are ugly. While I am not one of them, I'm sure nobody will disagree that this is the ugliest Carvin if not the ugliest instrument ever. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Customized-CARVIN-6-String-Bass-Guitar-/360423274410?pt=Guitar&hash=item53eae6b7aa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chrispsullivan Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 That is not a Carvin anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Holy {censored}ing {censored}! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 In fair cosmetic condition. No it {censored}ing isn't. Comes as pictured. That's a real shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Canadian Jeff Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 err, that ceased to be a Carvin many swings of the axe ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chad_sux Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 That's not a guitar, that's an abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jack Tone Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Holy {censored}ing {censored}! I think you mean Holey {censored}ing {censored}!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I think you mean Holey {censored}ing {censored}!! Get out. *points to the door* Ok, I chuckled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 well it's made to look like a sitar.. I guess it would look fine for the right musical style (Indian or world music) I mean, if you're playing bass for this guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesa/Kramer Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 What is wrong with people????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members komodo117 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 What in the {censored}. It looks like every single bad thing about a 70's retirement home crammed into one homoerotic slab of shame and disappointment. Do I play it? Do I {censored} it? Will it keep the squirrels out of my yard? How many gypsies had to die in order for this to be crafted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 What in the {censored}. It looks like every single bad thing about a 70's retirement home crammed into one homoerotic slab of shame and disappointment. Do I play it? Do I {censored} it? Will it keep the squirrels out of my yard? How many gypsies had to die in order for this to be crafted? I lol'ed. I expected it to be a pic of cataclysmichael's Carvin. Dudes a killer player but these guitars....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members komodo117 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I don't know why but I feel like those should have a hubcap bolted to the body and most likely smell of cherry Faygo and incest. I wonder how hard it is for Carvin employees to continue living their lives normally after having to make guitars like that and knowing the addresses of their recipients. Their urge to commit mass murder must be completely insatiable. Sometimes you really have to just say "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 My eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members squinty Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 :freak:WTF??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flogger59 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Kinda like the Ed Roman Special Edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardtail Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 That failz in concept & execution. It's rarely a good idea to get out the hole saws to make an instrument better ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheRymanChu Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I lol'ed. I expected it to be a pic of cataclysmichael's Carvin. Dudes a killer player but these guitars....... My favorite Sno-Cone is half grape and half cherry, because it totally works. These guitars not so much Yeah, I still have the occasional Sno-Cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peavey_impact Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I lol'ed. I expected it to be a pic of cataclysmichael's Carvin. Dudes a killer player but these guitars....... Lol I actually kinda like those, well the one on the left anyway. But as for that bass.....what the {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I kind of like it except for the holographic inlays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ENdtime Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 What is wrong with people????????????? I Don't hate it.. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I just got eye cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TurboRotary13b Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofWar55 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I lol'ed. I expected it to be a pic of cataclysmichael's Carvin. Dudes a killer player but these guitars....... I would love those if the red part was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StankNasty Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I lol'ed. I expected it to be a pic of cataclysmichael's Carvin. Dudes a killer player but these guitars....... I've always thought these were pretty neat. Personally, I'd leave off the active electronics, but the burst on the right one is extremely well done. That's not an easy color combination to do well, but that right one looks very nice. It (the burst) reminds me of some Thorn guitars. He did some very very unusual bursts & most of them came out pretty {censored}in' cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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