Members Warhorse Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 How come that is??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 How come that is??? Because Teles > all other guitars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Everybody here only listens to and plays the brootz, we all live in our parents basements and sacrifice animals. Teles are awesome, that's your answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StankNasty Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Teles can do a little bit of everything & do it quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I think Tele's have a kinship to metal because of how utilitarian they are, plus they can sound incredibly nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EdgeOfDarkness Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Blame John 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I have never once nor do I currently consider myself to be a "fan of the brootuhlz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timmyfirst Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Teles are for hipsters and fop haired indie brats. Metallers play them because they think it'll make them look cultured and everybody knows the more intelligent and cultured you look the more fanny you can score. Basically Telecasters will get you laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Acoustics are for hipsters and fop haired indie brats.Metallers play them because they think it'll make them look cultured and everybody knows the more intelligent and cultured you look the more fanny you can score.Basically Taylors/Breedloves will get you laid. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jimSG Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I have never once nor do I currently consider myself to be a "fan of the brootuhlz" Ditto. And add Jazzmasters and Jaguars to go along with the Tele's for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Laney Laney Laney Laney Laney fop haired Laney brats.Laney play them because they think Laney make them look Laney and everybody knows the Laney intelligent and Laney you Laney the more Laney you can score.Basically Laney will get you Laney. More fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 twaaaang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Ditto. And add Jazzmasters and Jaguars to go along with the Tele's for me. And Firebirds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Also thread needs more Timmons: [video=youtube;IHZ-68c7ugI] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BryanFTWL Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 BECAUSE THEY'RE SEXY AND SOUND GREAT. Also, on the occasion that I want to play the heavies, they have awesome cut and grind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 More fixed. lol LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Warhorse Posted May 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Slayer needs to do a an album with Tele's, you know get back to their roots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 NEEDZ MOAR FILMGRAIN See? MY DRAPES ARE METAL AS {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 NEEDZ MOAR FILMGRAIN See? MY DRAPES ARE METAL AS {censored}. NEEDZ MOAR INSTAGRAM PHOTOS THAT MAKE MY CARPET LOOK FILTHY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Teles are for hipsters and fop haired indie brats.Metallers play them because they think it'll make them look cultured and everybody knows the more intelligent and cultured you look the more fanny you can score.Basically Telecasters will get you laid. thIS EXPLAINS WHY i'VE BEEN SINGLE SINCE i SOLD MY TELE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Your mom loves teles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timmyfirst Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 NEEDZ MOAR INSTAGRAM PHOTOS THAT MAKE MY CARPET LOOK FILTHY I'm surprised that carpet isnt dirtier, what with you dragging your knuckles across it on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jimSG Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 NEEDZ MOAR FILMGRAIN See? MY DRAPES ARE METAL AS {censored}. Your car has drapes? (lame reference to the other thread) Silverburst definitely looks good in film grain. Congrats on rejoining the Tele world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ju5t1n20 Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Dolf......y u no tell me we have matching teles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.