Members NeloAngelo Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 How come that is??? because sweeping generalizations from fail trolls are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 PAISLEY MOTHER{censored}ER DO YOU SPEAK IT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I'm surprised that carpet isnt dirtier, what with you dragging your knuckles across it on a daily basis. Someone didn't get their Laney check today. Actual carpet is quite clean, but your butthurt is noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I no haz tele. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timmyfirst Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Someone didn't get their Laney check today. Actual carpet is quite clean, but your butthurt is noted. Yeah and Paul Gadd protested he was innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ju5t1n20 Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Love you too Dolf!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Yeah and Paul Gadd protested he was innocent. Oh so now i'm a pedophile? My this day has taken a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Teles through bassmans. Fat and thick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Oh so now i'm a pedophile? My this day has taken a turn. Pedophilia is a serious mental disease. If not treated you get put in jail, and raped for having a mental disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Someone didn't get their Laney check today. Actual carpet is quite clean, but your butthurt is noted. Obvious butthurt is obvious BUT you gotta admit that "knuckle dragging" joke was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Warhorse Posted May 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Your mom loves teles Don't be a re*ard Kip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Obvious butthurt is obvious BUT you gotta admit that "knuckle dragging" joke was pretty funny. Not when comin' from a brit hatin' on Teles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I'm surprised that carpet isnt dirtier, what with you dragging your knuckles across it on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardvalve Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 TeLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I lOve that John 5 tele but cannot deal with that headstock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Love the sound, hate the body. Teles are about as comfortable to play as they are to shove up your dickhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FalseRevRG Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Love the sound, hate the body. Teles are about as comfortable to play as they are to shove up your dickhole. I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever heard this about a tele. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Love the sound, hate the body. Teles are about as comfortable to play as they are to shove up your dickhole. You are referring to the Wangcaster. You sure have some strange fetishes friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I love that John 5 tele but cannot deal with that headstock I get that ALL THE TIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Not when comin' from a brit hatin' on Teles! Not all Brits hate teles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fig0ta Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 Tele's have a stupid {censored}ing shape and mostly indie fags play them but i'd own one anyway if given to me. Otherwise i'll go with a strat for a Fender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever heard this about a tele. For someone who slings it a bit lower I can see how it'd be no real problem. Me though? I have my guitars up pretty damn high. The lack of contour in the back means I get an edge digging into my ribcage, the lack of contour on the front means I get an edge digging into my forearm. Also, because my arm and wrist sit flush with the body, it means my arm wants to tilt the guitar up a bit, which just means the edges dig in to my arm and ribs even harder. Then there's the control placement. Vol and tone controls are just too far away, and the pickup selector is too close to the volume. When its on the bridge position, you'd struggle to slide a piece of paper in the gap (slight exaggeration). And the selector is positioned horizontally. When my hand goes to flick the selector, it doesn't move horizontally, it moves at a diagonal, i.e. Strat switch position makes more sense, just like the knob placements, and the contours. I have similar problems with Les Pauls, although I have even more complaints with those. Just plain uncomfortable and awkward to play. I'd have to have a custom 7 made that sounds like a Tele but doesn't play like a medieval torture device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 because Teles were broOtlez when brOotles was still knee high to a grasshopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pink freud Posted May 16, 2012 Members Share Posted May 16, 2012 [video=youtube;yCK7oHgmv7M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCK7oHgmv7M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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