Members Machine Gun Posted October 5, 2012 Members Share Posted October 5, 2012 sucks that no one considers their wife a hot chick. My wife knows not to ask me to dance. Or at least how to coax me right, if need be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted October 5, 2012 Members Share Posted October 5, 2012 I remember being puked on by a chick on the dance floor in my teens. She felt bad and gave me a blowie in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dughaze Posted October 5, 2012 Members Share Posted October 5, 2012 this is really deep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted October 5, 2012 Members Share Posted October 5, 2012 yeah sure, why the hell not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted October 5, 2012 Members Share Posted October 5, 2012 I can't dance. So, yes. this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurpleTrails Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 I'm married, so...of course I would...I mean, it's a dance, not a blowjob, and I like to dance. Truth be told, though, I've gotten too old for hot chicks to be hitting on me, so this is really a rhetorical question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 OP has {censored}ing brain damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurityS.L.G. Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 [video=youtube;izGwDsrQ1eQ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalguy Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 Yeah I guess I would but she'd better have a lot of dollar bills with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rushtallica Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 Sure, if she wants to dance to this... [video=youtube;PyM4uAJBujA] [video=youtube;YYjqY0Yg1kk] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nerine Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 I'm not sure this is even a question. Of course! I just say to them I'm not a very good dancer beforehand. Then I usually just pull out the classic moves and get a few laughs. Easy plan. Why on earth would you turn down a dance? Seriously, even if you're married or whatever, dancing is pretty harmless. Plus it's a good laugh. No need to be reserved about it. I can't dance for {censored}. Do I care? {censored} NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nerine Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 OP has {censored}ing brain damage. Just spat beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 dan is a meth baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oops-A-Paisley Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 silly question. learn some moves, get some girly to show you , unless she's too large and you may become small moon and never escape gravity yes, that's the only exception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GnR102385 Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 I don't really dance, so I'm going to need to see a picture for an example. It really depends on the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 No. I don't dance, I have no interest in it whatsoever, and the more people try to talk me into it, the more determined I am to never dance. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DEADBYDAWN Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 I would shake her hand first because that's what all women secretly want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardtail Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 No. I don't dance, I have no interest in it whatsoever, and the more people try to talk me into it, the more determined I am to never dance. Ever. finally agree on something ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardvalve Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 This.was a poignant, informative post, and I appreciate the many insightful thoughts on this important topic.so.relative to.people's daily endeavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TwistedUp Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 For a while I've been thinking this place is a repository for the socially retarded. This seals it. Definitely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 Since Dan has swore off of gorgeous women I'm sure this is his go to: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 I would shake her hand first because that's what all women secretly want. I would shake her hand AFTER - you gotta build up to that {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 No. I don't dance, I have no interest in it whatsoever, and the more people try to talk me into it, the more determined I am to never dance. Ever. Yep. I have to be very drunk to even consider it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 Yep. I have to be very drunk to even consider it. The point where I start considering it doesn't really exist, as the point where I take a trip to the hospital with alcohol poisoning would happen long before the possibility of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kardula Posted October 6, 2012 Members Share Posted October 6, 2012 I can't dance, I talk....the only thing about me is the way that I walk. so yes, if a hot chick asks me to dance I will say yes. Although doing the New Kids dance in a club seems to be a major turn off for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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