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OT: so I was talking to my gf last night...


guitarbilly74

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Let her go for it, and when you're going down on her one night do this.

You:

Bbbbbbbbbriinng...
Bbbbbbbbbriinng...
"Hello, yeah, uh-huh she's here. What's that? Ok, I'll let her know."

Then you look up at her from between her legs and dead pan it and say...

"Honey, it's the seventies on the line. They want their pubes back."

{censored} will be gone the next day. :D

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I think you're wrong about that.


I think the hair wicks away moisture and vents the vag.


However, the correlation between smelly and not-maintained is high, which is why you could think that.

 

 

Nope, the reason for pubic hair "Is" to trap the scent as well as to provide a cushion for sexual activity.

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