Members MargeHowel Posted July 22, 2012 Members Share Posted July 22, 2012 oh {censored}, almost forgot, now since I am signed to a major record company I may should produce some music,what style should I get into, what pop/rock sub-style generates the most profit? dubstep maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 22, 2012 Members Share Posted July 22, 2012 Oh... YES !!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you let me see if the Commodore 64 or the ATARI 1040 is still in the storage room., or do I need more RAM for Dubstep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlueGreene Posted July 22, 2012 Members Share Posted July 22, 2012 Let me know when you're on my level then get back to me via a 3rd party agent. Maybe you can play triangle on the debut.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDjmxFfXnswor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNyV9nYvQdcI heard some random unknown kid from Schaumburg can cover Jackson C. Frank after starting music at age 20. OH wait. That's me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuKPGHgjNwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqIwBkRkB0Q&feature=relmfuI can also jam Hendrix style:http://soundcloud.com/the-dream-herb-experience/jam1I've got every tool in the shed, and then some. The goal is to stay alive and healthy and produce records. I've got a link to back up every single word I've posted. The fish was Thhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VladM Posted July 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 22, 2012 Fine, I'll do it the normal way. I will get a dayjob once I am stable and build a recording studio then release records independently. This is the age of independent music. Might as well join in and hope the big name record companies collapse. Those fatcats are up to no good. I'll have dayjob in addition to music profits so that way I can't lose in life. At most I would like a 2 bedroom urban apartment. Don't really want a family, don't need a mansion or fancy cars. I don't ask for much. I got nothing to save for, no kids to send to college, nothing. Its just me. I am my own household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MargeHowel Posted July 22, 2012 Members Share Posted July 22, 2012 Fine, I'll do it the normal way. do what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcpatte2 Posted July 22, 2012 Members Share Posted July 22, 2012 Why can't I quit reading this thread????? I have no idea what the "dude" is saying, but I want to hear more!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 23, 2012 Members Share Posted July 23, 2012 You can also wait until you inherit something, and then buy an established record company which has a huge music catalogue, and then fire all artists and sign yourselfFine, I'll do it the normal way. I will get a dayjob once I am stable and build a recording studio then release records independently. This is the age of independent music. Might as well join in and hope the big name record companies collapse. Those fatcats are up to no good. I'll have dayjob in addition to music profits so that way I can't lose in life. At most I would like a 2 bedroom urban apartment. Don't really want a family, don't need a mansion or fancy cars. I don't ask for much. I got nothing to save for, no kids to send to college, nothing. Its just me. I am my own household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ornjbird Posted July 23, 2012 Members Share Posted July 23, 2012 I Need To Get Retroactively Signed Immediately To EMI or wherever the heck those Lads from Liverpool got their Records made. That's right! Abbey Road. George Martin. Get Phil out of Jail. The whole Bit! I have been trying for Years to get my Song on the Beatles: Rubber Soul and just can't wait another minute! All these Professional Dorks that are not around me treat me with Disrespect and have no ear for what a Freakin' Genius I Am God! I just can't Take it! I am the Canadian Peter Best, only I play guitars, see? I play one, two, Three guitars at a time. Only I can play Bass with my Feet. Like This. See? I can play My Song 542 times a day so length of gigs is no problem. I can go at it all Day AND Night if I want to. Those Original guys were clowns. See? Please Help Me and I will GIVE YOU ALL of my money. I Don't Care about Money. And My Wife. I will Give You My Wife. I Care aboot My Art. And That people will hear for themselves the Genius I Am All aBoot. Thanks in advance. as always, P.S. The Dog pee'd on the Master so I'll send you Air File.P.P.S. I highly suggest this cover of Hip Joode to get you in the mood. addendum: You see, dreams do come true. Talent. Hard work. Right place. Right time. A. Einstein: Well played. That was beautiful. I am getting my haircut in order and will be on my way "shortly" when my Ice Fishing Boat is ready. Turn right at Greenland correct? Although originally all I wanted was to get my song on Rubber Soul and not replace The Beatles, I will consider your generous offer. Please advise me of your bank account numbers, especially if you have Swiss accounts, and I will send you all my money. Also please advise on where to ship the wife as she is crated up and ready to go one way or the other. Sincerely, as always "The future is made in your mind." ~John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 23, 2012 Members Share Posted July 23, 2012 Dear ornjbird,Please forgive us that we did not sign you so far. The reason is very likely that our receptionist stole the demos for years and then changed to SONY as CEO with all the hit music she stole from our incoming post.Retroactively signing is not a problem at all, but only a matter of how antique you music sounds, as well a matter of cover art and hairdo. And of course since you are the original creator of whatever the beatles did 50 to 40 years ago, we can manage that the beatles royalties get re-dicrected to you.Program material: As soon you signed sign with us, you can upload your song catalogue to our server in London. The required sonic standard is maximum 64 kbps MP3. When this is done, we fire the beatles, and you will be our new "beatles".SincerelyA.I Need To Get Retroactively Signed Immediately To EMI or wherever the heck those Lads from Liverpool got their Records made. That's right! Abbey Road. George Martin. Get Phil out of Jail. The whole Bit! I have been trying for Years to get my Song on the Beatles: Rubber Soul and just can't wait another minute! All these Professional Dorks that are not around me treat me with Disrespect and have no ear for what a Freakin' Genius I Am God! I just can't Take it! I am the Canadian Peter Best, only I play guitars, see? I play one, two, Three guitars at a time. Only I can play Bass with my Feet. Like This. See? I can play My Song 542 times a day so length of gigs is no problem. I can go at it all Day AND Night if I want to. Those Original guys were clowns. See?Please Help Me and I will GIVE YOU ALL of my money. I Don't Care about Money. And My Wife. I will Give You My Wife. I Care aboot My Art. And That people will hear for themselves the Genius I Am All aBoot.Thanks in advance. as always,P.S. The Dog pee'd on the Master so I'll send you Air File.P.P.S. I highly suggest this cover of Hip Joode to get you in the mood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24gRK8I5DVA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankthomson Posted July 23, 2012 Members Share Posted July 23, 2012 hope ur stuff is better than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VladM Posted July 25, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 25, 2012 I have a hit, dig this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MargeHowel Posted July 25, 2012 Members Share Posted July 25, 2012 Young musicians will say and do anything to get noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted July 25, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 25, 2012 Did you watch that before you posted it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 25, 2012 Members Share Posted July 25, 2012 I have a hit, dig this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPu0-7WlaI GREAT !!! Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted July 25, 2012 Members Share Posted July 25, 2012 That settles it. We're being punked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 25, 2012 Members Share Posted July 25, 2012 omg, that song is absolutely incredible, that much genius I am looking for since 40 years, one in a billion, that single song will renew everything in pop music, nothing will be as it was, what an enlightenment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted July 26, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 26, 2012 Vlad, seriously, reality check time...that was terrible...not only was the mix atrocious...but, dude...you don't sing well at all...even covering Dylan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JVGM-music Posted July 26, 2012 Members Share Posted July 26, 2012 I can also jam Hendrix style: You may want to burn your guitar then, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 26, 2012 Members Share Posted July 26, 2012 greatest pop artist ever !!! you guy are only jealous, want to make him insecure,.... no change he has that extra survival gene called "imthegreatest andifimwrong igetasoupatthesalvationarmy" inborn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 26, 2012 Members Share Posted July 26, 2012 damn, I must sign him exclusive for Papua New Guinea High Plateau, but he must add some trombones, trombones are bery bery popular in the high plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted July 26, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 26, 2012 I don't know about a plateau, but someone is high.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 26, 2012 Members Share Posted July 26, 2012 high on trombones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted July 27, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 27, 2012 valve or slide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MargeHowel Posted July 27, 2012 Members Share Posted July 27, 2012 valve or slide? superbone of course...just because it's more fun to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 27, 2012 Members Share Posted July 27, 2012 a damn drummer unpacked my tenor trombone while I was not around, he fell and the trombone was waste, he was totally drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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