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VladM

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Let me just remind all you jaded naysayers that we live in a brand new crazy world thanks to YouTube. You can tear up everything you know about celebrity and success when a dude like Chris Crocker can record a single vid with zero budget, get 44 million views, TV appearances, HBO film special, and now be a gay porn star (he's hung like a chipmunk, thanks HBO for showing us) just from this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

 

The fact is, we, all of us, now have NO IDEA what leads to fame and ANYONE can be famous overnight.

 

Terry D.

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it's true. i'll try to be quiet. that bastard could walk down here any second. i made a transmitter and hat from chewing gum foil and my smart phone. hope the signal lasts. that bastard got me over here and before going into studio suggested dinner. after dinner he had his wife micki make us an appertiff called a "finn". that's the last i rememeber. i woke up in vomit and beer in a bannana bin with some hi hat mustached beaver man. and a lass with brown skin. i don't think he ever intended to get my song on rubber soul. i think he has other intentions. i think i made a biig mistake. i keep hearing what i think is my wifes laughing upstairs. the other guys here are peeling potatoes. if i find out that guy vlad is here i'm gonna wait till he's bent over pickin up a tater and then.. {censored}! someones comin.. help me get out of here.. i think we are underneath a place called hickory dickory.. gtta go....

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As vice-president of SASAC, consultant of Pop Idol and chairman of the financial corporation which owns the majority of all major record comapnies,

I suggested at the meeting last week that all music enterprises issue worldwide a contract to every artist and band.

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