Members A. Einstein Posted July 27, 2012 Members Share Posted July 27, 2012 slide of course, btw, I use FIST CLASSIC Lube for Bebop above 400 BPM, and change to a K-Y trombone for double time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted July 27, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 27, 2012 Let me just remind all you jaded naysayers that we live in a brand new crazy world thanks to YouTube. You can tear up everything you know about celebrity and success when a dude like Chris Crocker can record a single vid with zero budget, get 44 million views, TV appearances, HBO film special, and now be a gay porn star (he's hung like a chipmunk, thanks HBO for showing us) just from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc The fact is, we, all of us, now have NO IDEA what leads to fame and ANYONE can be famous overnight. Terry D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kramerguy Posted July 27, 2012 Members Share Posted July 27, 2012 This thread is epic! If this were CL, it would be voted into the "best of" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VladM Posted July 27, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2012 I'm just gonna sign myself to Paranoid Enterprises. Its more efficient this way. You have to be diagnosed with bipolar to work for Paranoid Enterprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AgileLefty Posted July 27, 2012 Members Share Posted July 27, 2012 So since you can't and won't work a job, and you are 24yrs. old, how do you pay for food and shelter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 27, 2012 Members Share Posted July 27, 2012 ... how do you pay for food and shelter ? I adopted him, he has no such problems anymore, at the moment he can't come to the forum, he is peeling potatoes in the cellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted July 28, 2012 Moderators Share Posted July 28, 2012 non-union labor? I'm appalled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 28, 2012 Members Share Posted July 28, 2012 non-union labor? I'm appalled! no no, his costs of living are payed to me by the governmental office of illegal imigration, $3500 per month... I have thousands of illegal imigrants in the cellar and huge storage room with tons of rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ornjbird Posted July 30, 2012 Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 it's true. i'll try to be quiet. that bastard could walk down here any second. i made a transmitter and hat from chewing gum foil and my smart phone. hope the signal lasts. that bastard got me over here and before going into studio suggested dinner. after dinner he had his wife micki make us an appertiff called a "finn". that's the last i rememeber. i woke up in vomit and beer in a bannana bin with some hi hat mustached beaver man. and a lass with brown skin. i don't think he ever intended to get my song on rubber soul. i think he has other intentions. i think i made a biig mistake. i keep hearing what i think is my wifes laughing upstairs. the other guys here are peeling potatoes. if i find out that guy vlad is here i'm gonna wait till he's bent over pickin up a tater and then.. {censored}! someones comin.. help me get out of here.. i think we are underneath a place called hickory dickory.. gtta go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 30, 2012 Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 many years ago I woke up one morning in Africa and was married, so they told me, I could not remeber anything, the spouses where not ugly, so I stayed another week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members saturn1 Posted July 30, 2012 Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 I skipped pages 3,4 and 5 and it didn't matter. This is a National Lampoon thread. How long can it last? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A. Einstein Posted July 30, 2012 Members Share Posted July 30, 2012 As vice-president of SASAC, consultant of Pop Idol and chairman of the financial corporation which owns the majority of all major record comapnies, I suggested at the meeting last week that all music enterprises issue worldwide a contract to every artist and band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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