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Seriously, What's the cure for guitar GAS?


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I mean, I'm at 45 (edit: guitars) and still always drooling over a half dozen that I don't have.

 

I've got big charges on my MasterCard, and at least 2 revolving "no interest" store cards with sizable balances.

 

I've tried the 12 step program, but that only ends me up with twelve new pieces of gear.

 

Should I try hookers? :freak:

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Maybe I should thin it down.

 

Which one(s) should go?

 

Artisan EA-1 Electric Lap Steel

CORDOBA FCWE "GYPSY KING"

DANELECTRO 56-PRO

DiPINTO GALAXIE 4 - LOS STRAITJACKET MODEL

DiPINTO MACH IV

EPIPHONE '58 KORINA EXPLORER

EPIPHONE ELITIST LES PAUL STANDARD

ESP ECLIPSE

FENDER JAZZMASTER (MIJ)

FENDER MIJ 60's FOTO FLAME STRATOCASTER W TEXAS SPECIAL P/U (Alder/Basswood cap)

FENDER TELECASTER - VINTAGE SERIES 1952 REISSUE

FENDER STRATOCASTER DELUXE BAD BOY BLUE (Ash/Ebony FB)

FENDER '62 REISSUE JAGUAR (MIA)

FENDER CUSTOM TELECASTER SPECIAL

FENDER 50TH ANNIVERSARY DELUXE STRATOCASTER (ALDER)

FENDER SHOWMASTER HH BLACKOUT

FENDER P-BASS SPECIAL

FENDER - '72 DELUXE TELECASTER REISSUE

FENDER DELUXE NASHVILLE TELECASTER (ASH)

FENDER JAGUAR BARITONE CUSTOM

FENDER STEVIE RAY VAUGHN STRATOCASTER

FRAMUS ACOUSTIC

GIBSON 335-DOT

GIBSON LES PAUL JUNIOR SPECIAL

GIBSON LES PAUL STUDIO

GIBSON NIGHTHAWK SP-3

GIBSON LES PAUL JUNIOR

GIBSON SG '61 REISSUE

GIBSON SG CLASSIC

IBANEZ JOE SATRIANI +DiMarzio PAF Pro & Fred

JACKSON DK2S

MANUEL RODRIGUEZ CLASSICAL

MARTIN 00028EC

OVATION APPLAUSE TRAVEL CLASSICAL

PARKER FLY

PAUL REED SMITH CE-22 BOLT

PEAVEY REACTOR

SQUIER '51

SQUIER TELE CUSTOM II

SQUIER AFFINITY TELECASTER SPECIAL

STEINBERGER GT PRO

TAKAMINE JASMINE 12-STRING

WILSON BROS VENTURES VM-75

YAMAHA SBG700S

YAMAHA RGX A2

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Originally posted by GAS Man

Maybe I should thin it down.


Which one(s) should go?


Artisan EA-1 Electric Lap Steel

CORDOBA FCWE "GYPSY KING"

DANELECTRO 56-PRO

DiPINTO GALAXIE 4 - LOS STRAITJACKET MODEL

DiPINTO MACH IV

EPIPHONE '58 KORINA EXPLORER

EPIPHONE ELITIST LES PAUL STANDARD

ESP ECLIPSE

FENDER JAZZMASTER (MIJ)

FENDER MIJ 60's FOTO FLAME STRATOCASTER W TEXAS SPECIAL P/U

FENDER TELECASTER - VINTAGE SERIES 1952 REISSUE

FENDER STRATOCASTER DELUXE BAD BOY BLUE (Ash/Ebony FB)

FENDER '62 REISSUE JAGUAR (MIA)

FENDER CUSTOM TELECASTER SPECIAL

FENDER 50TH ANNIVERSARY DELUXE STRATOCASTER

FENDER SHOWMASTER HH BLACKOUT

FENDER P-BASS SPECIAL

FENDER - '72 DELUXE TELECASTER REISSUE

FENDER DELUXE NASHVILLE TELECASTER (ASH)

FENDER JAGUAR BARITONE CUSTOM

FENDER STEVIE RAY VAUGHN STRATOCASTER

FRAMUS ACOUSTIC

GIBSON 335-DOT

GIBSON LES PAUL JUNIOR SPECIAL

GIBSON LES PAUL STUDIO

GIBSON NIGHTHAWK SP-3

GIBSON LES PAUL JUNIOR

GIBSON SG '61 REISSUE

GIBSON SG CLASSIC

IBANEZ JOE SATRIANI +$57 PAF Pro & Fred

JACKSON DK2S

MANUEL RODRIGUEZ CLASSICAL

MARTIN 00028EC

OVATION APPLAUSE TRAVEL CLASSICAL

PARKER FLY

PAUL REED SMITH CE-22 BOLT

PEAVEY REACTOR

SQUIER '51

SQUIER TELE CUSTOM II

SQUIER AFFINITY TELECASTER SPECIAL

STEINBERGER GT PRO

TAKAMINE JASMINE 12-STRING

WILSON BROS VENTURES VM-75

YAMAHA SBG700S

YAMAHA RGX A2

 

 

holy crap. the obvious and dumb answer are "the ones you play less"

 

are you playing those squiers? really?

or perhaps first sell the ones that can give you more $$

you have almost one of each guitar... so it

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Originally posted by GAS Man

I mean, I'm at 45 and still always drooling over a half dozen that I don't have.


I've got big charges on my MasterCard, and at least 2 revolving "no interest" store cards with sizable balances.


I've tried the 12 step program, but that only ends me up with twelve new pieces of gear.


Should I try hookers?
:freak:

 

Save up for a trip to Thailand :)

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Originally posted by GAS Man

I mean, I'm at 45 and still always drooling over a half dozen that I don't have.


I've got big charges on my MasterCard, and at least 2 revolving "no interest" store cards with sizable balances.


I've tried the 12 step program, but that only ends me up with twelve new pieces of gear.


Should I try hookers?
:freak:

Theres a thread here right now on ES335 Types.

Ive spent the last 15 minutes looking at em

Review it.

Thatll help your GAS...

 

hehehehehehehehe

:D :D

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Originally posted by GAS Man



Artisan EA-1 Electric Lap Steel

CORDOBA FCWE "GYPSY KING"

DiPINTO MACH IV

ESP ECLIPSE

FENDER JAZZMASTER (MIJ)

STRATOCASTER W TEXAS SPECIAL P/U

FENDER TELECASTER - VINTAGE SERIES 1952 REISSUE

FENDER STRATOCASTER DELUXE BAD BOY BLUE (Ash/Ebony FB)

FENDER '62 REISSUE JAGUAR (MIA)

FENDER 50TH ANNIVERSARY DELUXE STRATOCASTER

FENDER P-BASS SPECIAL

FENDER - '72 DELUXE TELECASTER REISSUE

FENDER JAGUAR BARITONE CUSTOM

FENDER STEVIE RAY VAUGHN STRATOCASTER

FRAMUS ACOUSTIC

GIBSON 335-DOT

GIBSON LES PAUL JUNIOR SPECIAL

GIBSON LES PAUL STUDIO

GIBSON NIGHTHAWK SP-3

GIBSON SG '61 REISSUE

GIBSON SG CLASSIC

IBANEZ JOE SATRIANI +$57 PAF Pro & Fred

MANUEL RODRIGUEZ CLASSICAL

MARTIN 00028EC

OVATION APPLAUSE TRAVEL CLASSICAL

PARKER FLY

PAUL REED SMITH CE-22 BOLT

PEAVEY REACTOR

STEINBERGER GT PRO

TAKAMINE JASMINE 12-STRING

YAMAHA SBG700S

YAMAHA RGX A2

 

 

This is what I would keep from the list:)

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Originally posted by Saturday

 

holy crap. the obvious and dumb answer are "the ones you play less"

 

are you playing those squiers? really?

or perhaps first sell the ones that can give you more $$

you have almost one of each guitar... so it

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Originally posted by voneville



Save up for a trip to Thailand
:)

 

Funny, I have a buddy that goes there every year.

 

He actually has a professional girlfriend over there now.

 

But he has described it as being more like a date where the ending is guaranteed. He did say, however, that they don't provide BJs. :confused:

 

I guess that's too demeaning for Tai working girls.

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Man, that's tempting.

 

It is in great shape. I bought it from "Weatherboy". No mars at all and an excellent pro-set and graph tech saddles.

 

But it does need the potentiometer mod to open up its tone a bit more.

 

hmmmmmm

 

It is the walnut color though. That could be a turn off if you were wanting the classic black.

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Originally posted by umpteen

Sell almost all of them and put the money into an IRA. If you are maxing out credit cards at age 45 thats a bad sign -- you are going to need that money for retirement!

 

No no, I'm not 45. That's the guitar count.

 

And no, I'm not maxing out my credit cards. Most of my guitar stuff is paid off.

 

But when I see a No interest, No payments for 12 month deal, it does help suck me in.

 

I think I owe MF about $800 and about $3k to M123. So about $300 per month in gear payments. I only put {censored} on my main credit card when they don't offer the financing deals, and then I pay it off that month.

 

 

$400 a month going to a 457 plan plus also paying for 21 years into a 401(a) plan.

So not totally retarded. :D

 

Here's the deal.

 

When you have to go into long-term care, it cost about $6,000 a month. They take all your income including your house to pay for the services.

 

But they don't look at your guitars. (personal possessions)

 

So I figure, when I'm sick of them feeding me oatmeal for the 8th day in the row, I'll sell of a guitar so I can add a bit of meat to the diet.

 

It's called a 401(g) plan.:D A way to "beat the bastards".

 

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Originally posted by GAS Man

Man, that's tempting.


It is in great shape. I bought it from "Weatherboy". No mars at all and an excellent pro-set and graph tech saddles.


But it does need the potentiometer mod to open up its tone a bit more.


hmmmmmm


It is the walnut color though. That could be a turn off if you were wanting the classic black.

 

I'm not racist I can love the brown ones just as well as the black ones :thu:

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Take every guitar and put a tag on it (or on the case), and write today's date.

 

Every time you take one out of the case, write the date.

 

Take a look in 4 months, and get rid of the ones you don't play at all/often.

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i think you should start a "provide the poor struggling musicians foundation" or simply "PPSMF" and help us people who are forced to play with a piece of card-board with strings attached to it. if i was in your shoes i know thats what i would do:thu:

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