Members arellspencer Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 I hate women and i really like POSSE!what's a boy to do?well i'll tell ye'! i'm lookin a GIRL FRIEND!A friend to hang out with and not talk sometimes.. Somebody to help do the dinner dishes.. YOU WASH, I'LL RINSE?I thank it's quite romantic to do dishes together. You know a man and a woman, side by side, takin' care of a dutiful task and finishin up and lookin at the NEW CLEAN and bein' glad and proud and somehow CLOSER TOGETHER because of it. Bonding ovre a simple "nest" task. Yeah it ain't glamorous and nobodie claps or whistles afterwards okay, i do; a little, but doing simple tasks together gives me a goode feeling for some reason? I wonder whY???New musik comink veddy zoon! be there or be square! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MorePaul Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Mr Sandman...bring me a dreamBum Bum bum BUMMake her the cutest that I've ever seen...Giver her a quarter bag under each armpitand a 3 chamber Grafix that is the shiz-NIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Tedster Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Rock and roll, Arell, I hear ya bro! Take a tip from a GI back in WWII.. Over the chimney, instead of a stocking, he put up a pair of nylons, and left a note to Santa reading: "Dear Santa, Please fill these appropriately..." Hope the holidays are finding you well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phaeton Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Tedster Rock and roll, Arell, I hear ya bro! Take a tip from a GI back in WWII..Over the chimney, instead of a stocking, he put up a pair of nylons, and left a note to Santa reading:"Dear Santa,Please fill these appropriately..."Hope the holidays are finding you well... I heard a story about that once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bbach Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by arellspencer I thank it's quite romantic to do dishes together. What yu been smokin? I hate doing dishes. I throw everything into the dishwasher. The other day, I just about threw my sons dog in there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted December 2, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2005 Paper Doll by The Mills Bros. I'm gonna buy a paper doll that I can call my ownA doll that other fellas can not stealThen the flirty, flirty guysWith thier flirty, flirty eyesWill have to play with dollys that are real When I come home from work she will be waitingShe'll be the truest doll in all the worldI'd rather have a paper doll to call my ownThen have a fickle minded real live girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Lee Knight Paper Doll by The Mills Bros. I'm gonna buy a paper doll that I can call my own A doll that other fellas can not steal Then the flirty, flirty guys With thier flirty, flirty eyes Will have to play with dollys that are real When I come home from work she will be waiting She'll be the truest doll in all the world I'd rather have a paper doll to call my own Then have a fickle minded real live girl Inflatable dolls are better than paper dolls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted December 2, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Tedster Inflatable dolls are better than paper dolls... Yeah, I know that song's kind of funny in how it's so completely from a different age. It takes on a different meaning today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bruce lash Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 The Girl of My Dreams (Bram Tchaikovsky) Judy was an American girl.She came in one morning with the U.S. mailShe didn't say nothing, but she looked pretty good to me.Golden hair that shined so bright,Loving eyes that see no sight.She could keep the secrets that we shared in my world of dreams. And a man needs something when he ain't got nothing to hang on to.And there ain't no telling when I'll feel like yelling "I love you!"Ooh, it gets lonely in the night,When there ain't no one around.Ooh, she make me feel all right.Gets my feet right off the ground.She's the girl of my dreams.She's the girl of my dreams. Judy does what I ask her to.She makes me happy when I feel blue.She stares with the eyes of a child and gets me to my knees.Her heart it never beats in timeSo glad it's beating close to mine.I keep her from my friends, locked away with my fantasies. And a man needs something when he ain't got nothing to hang on to.And there ain't no telling when I'll feel like yelling "I love you!" Ooh, it gets lonely in the night,When there ain't no one around.Ooh, she make me feel all right.Gets my feet right off the ground.She's the girl of my dreams.She's the girl of my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted December 2, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2005 Bram Tchaikovsky?!?!? Wow, it's been a while. Cool lyric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members TheWewus Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Being a misogynist makes it a lot harder to find someone you're compatible with, but I suppose it can be done. You may want to look into getting a mail order bride, oar... just paying a prostitute to service your actual physical needs, and then having friends or family come over to help you wash the dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Pro Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Now that I'm happily married and settled down, I see lonely women everywhere... especially in the places I play at. My wife's girlfriends are almost all single and looking, sometimes deperately. I'm beginning to believe there are more woman than men in the world... imagine that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Botch Posted December 2, 2005 Members Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by The Pro Now that I'm happily married and settled down, I see lonely women everywhere... especially in the places I play at. My wife's girlfriends are almost all single and looking, sometimes deperately. I'm beginning to believe there are more woman than men in the world... imagine that... Does your band need a keyboard player? The last time my Sweetie and I did dishes together she broke one of my expensive Riedel's. Argh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheWewus Posted December 3, 2005 Members Share Posted December 3, 2005 posted by Arell:New musik comink veddy zoon! This is not a fan site dipwad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nursers Posted December 3, 2005 Members Share Posted December 3, 2005 Speak for youself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Billster Posted December 3, 2005 Members Share Posted December 3, 2005 Originally posted by The Mills Bros.I'd rather have a paper doll to call my ownThan have a fickle minded real live girl Nowadays, I s'pose that would be a VGA/TFT/RGB/CMYK Doll to call my own. Oh, BTW: Pictures of Lily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Donovan Posted December 3, 2005 Members Share Posted December 3, 2005 I wish I had someone to do dishes with. It's a lot less efficient for one person to do dishes, since I have to keed switching between washing and rinsing. I can wash, but having someone to rinse for me would be great. Listening to some albums can be great if you have to do dishes alone (this is a musican's forum right?). It takes me so long to do dishes that I can usually listen to more than one while I'm washing dishes. And if you don't like doing dishes too much, a bulk supply of paper plates and cups can come in handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aeon Posted December 3, 2005 Members Share Posted December 3, 2005 The whole sequence of preparing, cooking, and then eating a meal together, a meal prepared with the greatest of care and attention to detail, such that you honor each other, and honor the food prepared, at a table set just so, with napkins folded and a centerpiece of flowers, and then the washing-up after, one to wash, and one to dry...to me, it can be, and is, a most lovely form of play, and taken to its height, a form of dance which no words can describe. But I'm domestic like that. A baked sweet pastry with berries of the forest and a little cream for dessert...now there's a love offering! sigh, Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Billster Posted December 5, 2005 Members Share Posted December 5, 2005 Originally posted by aeon ... a form of dance which no words can describe. Like Water for Chocolate;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members offramp Posted December 5, 2005 Members Share Posted December 5, 2005 Won't you be my girlWon't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my, be my girl Won't you be my girlWon't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my, be my girl Won't you be my girlWon't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my, be my girl Won't you be my girlWon't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my, Be my girl I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a winkAnd I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drinkThere was somehow, something wrong somewhereAnd each day seemed grey and deadThe seeds of desperation were growing in my headI needed inspiration, a brand new start in lifeSomewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wifeAnd then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazineAn ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen"Experience something different with our new imported toyShe's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled downA breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frownI took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some lifeAnd later in a moment that girl became my wifeAnd so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hairAnd when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with airShe's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ballI bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hallAnd now my life is different since Sally came my wayI wake up in the morning and have her on a trayShe's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grinAnd I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin Won't you be my girl, won't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my, be my girlWon't you be my girl, won't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my, be my girlWon't you be my girl, won't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my, be my girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members D Charles Posted December 5, 2005 Members Share Posted December 5, 2005 Mark Twain on marriage: 'It's better to want something you don't have, than to have something you don't want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ani Posted December 5, 2005 Members Share Posted December 5, 2005 Originally posted by D Charles Mark Twain on marriage: 'It's better to want something you don't have, than to have something you don't want." :thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arellspencer Posted December 6, 2005 Author Members Share Posted December 6, 2005 Oh yeah Some of you is in that zone alright!Me, i try to keep that first date mentality going on as long as possible. Little nothin gifts. Kinde words. Alone times.gentle- manly behavior.. keepin it real!being happy and upbeat leavin the farting problem at home. you know, corkin' it if need be. I ain't ever had to cork it buttah, i bet they's a few wished they hadda? honh? oh yeah! cork has it's merits.. Cork: it's not just for wine bottles!oh where oh where can sheeee beeee?yeee haw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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