Members satannica Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Can someone walk me through the CPR procedure?Need real noobie instructions... er, quick responses needed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eudaimonia02912 Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Punch the person the face until he wakes up.If it's a baby, you need to be gentle and only use 2 fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SiCkboy78 Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Step 1. Assess the person. Check for pulse. No pulse? Check for breath near mouth. Check wallet. If female, check purse. Step 2. Take money. Step 3. Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted September 23, 2010 Author Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pamackie Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 You're trolling. If not, you have internets. Use them. Call 911 - even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SiCkboy78 Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 You're trolling. If not, you have internets. Use them. Call 911 - even better.This. http://srikanthperinkulam.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cpr_a_skill_for_life.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 A+ thread.http://tinyurl.com/2ulpsum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something. LOL, and you're posting. SRSLY?!! on the off chance you're serious....hope everything turns out ok.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Ultimate trolling successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pamackie Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something. cfN8OrCPZvg SHE'S {censored}IN DYIN ON ME MAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 1. Apply palm to face.2. Shake head slowly, as if in pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NixerX Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Me thinks the greater problem is your addiction to teh forumz. She's like *gasp*your like: Oh hai....tits or GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComOp Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Pump at the rate of 100/minute, faster than once per second.Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cap'n'crunch Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Pump at the rate of 100/minute, faster than once per second. Profit. You score extra points if its a large breasted woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ke2 Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Breathe in x2 pump x30 Post on ambulance-central.com instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Anomaly Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 This thread has delivered the goods so far, I can't stop laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComOp Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 Breathe in x2pump x30Post on ambulance-central.com instead? You don't need to breath. Just pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 sounds like a free blowjob to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 sounds like a free blowjob to me! I'm going to hell for how hard I'm laughing at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iff Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 not joke man, this bitch is dying on me or something. It's been 20 minutes, she's pretty much {censored}ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted September 23, 2010 Members Share Posted September 23, 2010 A+ thread. http://tinyurl.com/2ulpsum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted September 24, 2010 Author Members Share Posted September 24, 2010 Thanks for your help guys. It was touch and go for a minute there. As in I touched her boobs and went to leave. Then I figured that if I saved her life, she'd thank me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oops-A-Paisley Posted September 24, 2010 Members Share Posted September 24, 2010 Thanks for your help guys. It was touch and go for a minute there. As in I touched her boobs and went to leave. Then I figured that if I saved her life, she'd thank me. I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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