Members madrigal77 Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 Link You might want to look for glue next time. Or you know, do what a sane person would do and not bare ass a Wallmart toilet seat in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 Jesbus! Who puts their bare ass on a toilet seat out in public. If they don't have the covers I use a lot of toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 I'm afraid to bare-ass at work, much less public {censored} holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 Jesbus! Who puts their bare ass on a toilet seat out in public. If they don't have the covers I use a lot of toilet paper. People who regularly wash themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 ...rather stick my dick in a blender... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 We're looking at it. Right now She's stuck to a toilet seat. That means she's got her ass bared. WTF are they lookin' at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlayboyChris Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 do what a sane person would do and not step foot into a Wallmart in the first place. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 People who regularly wash themselves. Right? I mean I'm not taking a {censored} at Walmart if I can avoid it, but I'm not above it. Hell I {censored} at work at least once a day (no, I don't work at walmart) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted June 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 People who regularly wash themselves. It's not about you washing your ass, it's about the people who used the seat before you NOT washing their ass. Would you press your bare ass up against some fat smelly slob's ass who clearly hasn't bathed in a week? Because bare assing a toilet seat in public is pretty much doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snappy Hat Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 People who regularly wash themselves. Ok so that excludes 99% of Walmart shoppers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 Jesbus! Who puts their bare ass on a toilet seat out in public. If they don't have the covers I use a lot of toilet paper. This, I am OCD when it comes to cleanliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sfarfsky Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 i usually just wipe the seat down first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted June 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 i usually just wipe the seat down first That's not good enough for me. I usually put like a foot thick TP barrier on it first after it whipe it as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 13bats Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 The best line in this whole story is from the Sgt .who is still trying to figure out if this was an accident or intentional:facepalm: Hopefully he is not a homicide detective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 I don't care how strong the super glue is. I would rip the skin off my ass before I yelled for help in that situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 Boy, some of you gurls are beyond germophobic. Think of the door handle/phone/TV remote/other person's hand you touched today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SexWithRobots Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 I work at a hospital and refuse to take a {censored} there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 this same {censored}ing thing happened like 2 years ago, right? also, if i am {censored}ting in public, i wet about 3 paper towels and take two dry ones into the stall with me to scrub the seat down. {censored} sitting on toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crunchtime Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 The {censored}ting mechanism in my body shuts down until I get home. I won't have the urge to {censored} all day but three minutes after I walk through the door it's go time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wrongnote85 Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 "We're looking at it. Right now, I wouldn't be prepared to say which way it was -- accident or intention," said Monticello Police Deptment Chief Ralph Miniard. best line in the whole story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 What's so bad about bare-assing in public? It's not like you eat off your own ass. Plus Walmart is pretty militant about cleaning everything routinely and thoroughly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9911744/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/customer-glued-toilet-seat-sues-home-depot/#.T-lJqbUV2uI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 The only place I bare ass {censored} is at work because it's literally the cleanest public toilet I've ever seen. It's probably because most of our customers are female. At school I always build the TP nest upon the seat before I {censored}e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesa/Kramer Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 Would'nt you feel or see the wet glue and get up right away? I would also think that the glue would dry very quickly, meaning after applying the glue, some one would have to sit down in under 2 min later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted June 26, 2012 Members Share Posted June 26, 2012 If I'm desperate enough to use a public toilet, there is no time to wipe down the seat or construct a TP pillow for my fat ass. Hover-blast-GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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