Members BonsoWonderDog Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "your mileage may vary" is currently #1 on my list. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Son of HuHefner Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 " that's interesting ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bruto Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "We're here to help." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jchas Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 'teh' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gribs Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "meh" "teh" "pwned" or "pwnd" "snap" or "oh snap" "having said that" "it is what it is" Words used by my wife that drive me nuts: "housebound""overwhelmed""absolutely not""you can X" where X=something she wants me to do (this drive my 9 year old crazy too, and he has a hard time being respectful about it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AJP Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 ALL office-speak. For example: touch basefollow-upfrom 30,000 feetlet's take that off-linecircle backin terms of etc., etc., etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dave Bryce Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "same ol', same ol'.... " Oh, and when you ask someone to confirm the date, i.e. "Today's the 30th, right?" - the people who respond "All day!" should be shot. dB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Outkaster Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 ALL office-speak. For example:touch basefollow-upfrom 30,000 feetlet's take that off-linecircle backin terms ofetc., etc., etc.... Or these ones:Welcome aboard (people say this when someone is being introduced as a new hire)Let's take that onlineYou dropped the ball on that onego teamteam buildingwe can expedite thatPerformance evaluations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tucktronix Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 New office annoyances... "..get the ball rolling""... is up and running" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Outkaster Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 New office annoyances..."..get the ball rolling""... is up and running" Ha-ha. I know I here those all the time. Bunch of jerk offs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mate_stubb Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 I'm pregnant. You need to visit the free clinic. That big tall guy is my husband. Welcome to Guitar Center. Welcome to Radio Shack. Can I sell you a cell phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Don Solaris Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "Sold as is" - why don't you just say it's broken! {censored}er! "turn key solutions..." "Don't Be A Douche Bag" "unnamed source confirmed blah blah blah..." - another word for an asshole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Outkaster Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 I'm pregnant.You need to visit the free clinic.That big tall guy is my husband.Welcome to Guitar Center.Welcome to Radio Shack. Can I sell you a cell phone? Welcome to guitar center LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J05H Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Oh, and when you ask someone to confirm the date, i.e. "Today's the 30th, right?" - the people who respond "All day!" should be shot. Guilty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Audacity Works Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "But that's just my opinion." Obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roald Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 writing my PhD thesis now. "however" and "therefore" used to be my friends but becoming my enemies ARGH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sinner6 Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "It is what it is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chipster58 Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 At the end of the day... When it's all said and done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jez Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 All of the above, plus all references to being a "team player". If not wanting to pick up other people's {censored}, and drag their dead-weight asses over the finishing line means I'm not a team player, then so be it. All corporate jargon = instant fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yoozer Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "Utilize". Congratulations, you've just wasted 4 letters, because "use" would've been fine. Watch this term, since it'll be the next big hit in the Bull{censored} Bingo charts after "synergy", "leverage", and "solution" (even though the last one is excusable: people have a problem and they're looking for a solution) "Their/There/They're" used inappropriately. "You're/Your" used inappropriately. "u/ur" - you have no excuse if you're not typing on a mobile phone. "plz" - yeah, this really makes me want to help you. "XD" when you see this used as a smiley, try to recall Eric Cartman from South Park fame {censored}ting. Epically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MartinP268 Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "been there, seen that":rolleyes: "knobbage":rolleyes: "teamwork":blah: "softsynth":rolleyes: "you know what I mean":rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dereksljuka Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "bread and butter" sounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nik Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 Obviously... when it is not obvious. You've got two choices... meaning one choice: two options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DooDooBrown Posted October 30, 2007 Members Share Posted October 30, 2007 "Absolutely" --- HATE this one. Do yourself a favor and don't pay attention to how much this is used. Others include: "Moving foward" "Fire the first shot across the bow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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