Diets are healthy,
running and jogging,
starving myself to see,
If I can get down,
to my high school gown,
and fit in a low cut 3.
I'm hitting the mill,
and trotting and walking,
determined to last and still,
my legs are still shaking,
I'm tired and aching,
going with no diet pill.
I'm making good progress,
I'm tired and hungry,
working to the extreme.
Running and jogging,
skipping and sweating,
looking the part indeed.
Now there's a big party,
look at that icing!
It really gives me the urge.
Well, nobody's watching,
I can stand it no longer,
Oh, what the f---, I'll go in there and purge.