Perfessor

Originally posted by bassgirl9 What's the difference between caramel, toffee and butterscotch? I just glued my teeth together with a sugar based candy that I made from scratch. I'm thinking it's a caramel toffee, but I'm not sure. Anyone know? I'd like a taste to find out which it is.

Goes to window to watch garbage truck.

I don't know why, but I like watching garbage men throw garbage on the truck. Why is that?

She's got the map of England all over her face. Cute kid.

I'm afraid it does. I'll make you a bowl of oatmeal. Then you can have fun sneezing.

Originally posted by Melanie *sneezes* Hope you didn't lose your sandwich.

Bump.

I hope she then didn't stab some old guy in the neck.

Get a room!

Originally posted by frunobulax Honey, have you seen my 12 gauge shells?

I used to feed a cat I nicknamed Herbert at another slaughter house. I fed him kidney's. What else. He used to run on the backs of the pigs in the pen that were going to get slaughtered that week. The pigs hated this and squealed like crazy as Herbert made the dash from railing to pig after pig and finally to the lousy kidney I threw on the floor for him. He had the mange according to the state vet. One Monday I was asking around where Herbert was. "Ain't seen him" they all said through chewing tobacco stained teeth. Spit. After the slaughter I checked the pen. There was Herbert. Flat as a pancake. Looked like a week old roadkill. The guys made me scrape him up and bury him.

Another cat lover!

I had a kidney fight in a slaughter house once. Make that twice. Later a cat crawled into my mustang engine compartment to get warm. It wouldn't start the first time but the second time the flup flup flup sound said it all. This happened on the same day.